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FUNKY PREDICTIONS OF FUNKY FUNKAGE~!

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Guest 5_moves_of_doom   

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Funky Card of Funk Funk Funk... With Funky Trippy Funky Colors of Funk... Funk...

 

 

 

 

 

SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

 

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

 

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

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Guest 5_moves_of_doom   

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

~ I'm marking this, so I won't predict. Oh, and hey, there's four guys, too... this could be taken by pretty much anyone, really. You all better show, though! ~

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

~ Hrm, not much to say here, so I'll just take a guess -- Spike with his usual PPV epic. ~

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

~ Ooh, I'd usually look at this and say "MOTN" right away... hell, I did, but then there's the rest of the card. Nonetheless, sure to be grrrrrreat... I'll go with Blackwell, simply because he's hott. I mean, really. ~

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

~ Tryst is the man, but Va'aiga is THE man. Nonetheless, Tryst is the man. ~

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

~ Oof... well, Manson'll take it here, but whose match?? I'm all for Manson breaking out of his shell and going on a winning streak, but really... the King of Horrorcore? With this stip? Puh-leeze. Manson *can* win though, so don't count him out. ~

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

~ Atlas is getting bumped, but I don't see the point of winning the title back only to move up to the WF immediately after. Plus like, it's Crow! And it's hardcore! And it's FUNK! Make this a two-time upset, bud. ~

FUNNNNNNNKAY~!

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~! Predictorama Extravaganza~!

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

* Duran retains

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

* Jenkins wins

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

* Tarakanov becomes the new Euro champ

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

* Tryst gets the title shot

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

* Manson gets the title shot

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

* Crow retains

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Guest GLWUT   

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I'm not informed enough to do proper predictions, but I'll do what I can with what I've seen since I started. Oh, and I'm not sure if I should pick some of these matches based on who WRITES the winning match... or who wins in the match itself. You can decide which road I took.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

--If everyone shows, it's up in the air. All I know is that it's gonna be a fun one to write.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

--Spike Jenkins

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

--Viktor Tarakanov

 

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

--Tryst

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

--Manson

 

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

--Crow

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Guest Pa|adin   

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

 

Love the name.

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

 

 

Oooer... Duran is picking up a few important wins, Breslin is still a little green, as is Matthews... IF anyone has the best chance of dethroning Duran, it's Blazenwing.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

 

Jenkins, I doubt Kaine's ability to show, and Jenkins will want to beat him really badly, and is in the best position to do so.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

 

I bet because I lose one match after seven wins, everyone will pick against me. YAY.

 

Victor's going to get out of my finisher, I'll kick out of his, and then follow with REALLY LONG pinfalls and lots of caps because people seem to like that.

 

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

 

If Tryst can show, then he'll take it. I don't know if V will have electricity or not.

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

 

Dace, he wants this, and he's one of my favourite writers, altough Manson is also a favourite... I just want too see a stong showing from both guys.

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

 

Hard to tell, Crow has always been a fantastic hardcore writer, but Atlas has it all and can adapt his style for any match.

 

Still, I think Crow will take it out, loving this stip and not wanting to lose the title so quickly.

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

 

Blazenwing, but really Mall Brawls are a toss up.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

 

Spike. Revenge is a STRONG motivator.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

 

Blackwell. CLOSE

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

 

It's time to...

 

A HUPANE KAUPANE WHITI TE RA!

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

 

Manson. I never back the bumped.

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

 

TFB~! (That F**king Bird)

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Guest Crowe   

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

- John Duran is da man, and he's on a roll! His competition is stiff and in Blazenwing's case, very motivated... but I still believe Duran to retain.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

- Goooooooooo Spike! Break that losing streak!

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

- Even though Thor rocks the socks, Blackwell is just fuming too much to lose. Blackwell to win in sudden death!

 

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst[/b]

- ... fuck I don't know. Both guys are excellent writers with loads of talent... but Tryst has the edge with his high flying mind set, so I pick him.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

- Manson, but only since Dace wouldn't want to get a title shot on the next show.. cause ya know, he's getting bumped.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

- Who knows...

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

 

Matthews

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

 

Jenkins

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

 

Tarakanov

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

 

Va'aiga

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

 

Manson (Dace's match)

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

 

Crow

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

- Duran is one hell of a champion, so either he retains or Superstar comes up with his first title.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

- I decided to go into PPV mode for this match, and when I am in PPV mode, I am there. So expect some work out of me.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

- Blackwell. No contest.

 

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

- Vagina.

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

- I really wish I was Dace's last opponent in the JL. It would of made this match a lot more personal with some history. But, Dace to write, and maybe Manson going over though.

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

- God Bless that Bird. Go do your shit, and keep that title.

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TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

- If Duran doesn't retain, Grappler has the best chance of taking it. That would help John more though, as he'd move onto the Euro division.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

- Depends on who has time to write. Spike's in PPV mode, so he's got a good chance here.

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

- Blackwell's Match.

 

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

- If he writes, Tryst.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

- Manson in the storylines.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

- The fans. :headbang:

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

 

This will be quite the match.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

 

It's all about Hollywood, baybee~!

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

 

Close one here, I'll say Blackwell retains.

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

 

Viagra.

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

 

Manson.

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

 

Da CROW~!

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SJL: Bringin' The Funk~!

Theme: Rage Against The Machine - Renegades of Funk

Venue: First Union Center, Philladelphia, Penn.

- Sellout.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

- I like ALL these guys, but Duran to block.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

- Spike. Unless Tod marks. ;)

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

- BLAAAAAAAAAAAACKWELL

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

- VA'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGA

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

- Dace Dace Dace Dace Dace Dace Dace.

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

- Atlas~! M7 Pride, BayBee~!

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Funky.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

FATAL FOUR WAY

David Blazenwing vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Leo Breslin vs John Duran©

 

Tricky one to predict, there are so many elements involved. I'm gonna have to go with my instincts and say Duran though.

-DURAN

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spike Jenkins vs Kaine

 

-KAINE

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH

Viktor Tarakanov vs Christian Blackwell©

 

I'm gonna get my ass handed to me either way!

-NO IDEA

 

 

LADDER MATCH

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP

Va'aiga vs Tryst

 

Big match-up, big stakes, big wrestlers... well... Va'aiga is big anyway. Not quite sure that Va'aiga is ready for the World until he makes my action figure though. I kid.

-TRYST

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

NO-DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

Dace Night vs Manson

 

Manson is back and with a vengence! But... Dace has a weedwacker and is being bumped...

-MANSON (though whose match, I know not)

 

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE MATCH

HELL IN A CELL

Sean Atlas vs Crow©

 

The all-mighty BIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRD MAAAAAN will take the big W with this match, but giving Atlas one HELL of a going away present!

-CROW

 

-Taft

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