Bringin' the Funk Border Run

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

First off, if any of the modly mods feel that this belongs in the community folder, move it there, and stuff.

 

Now, to the real stuff. Tis a JL PPV, and tis a border run. The border run started a long time ago and stuff, so I'll skip that. Here be the rules, yarr...

 

1. All items requested must be found exclusively in Mexico, Central, or South America, or at least be very common there.

 

2. Uh...failure to comply with rule number one results in something bad that I've yet to think of. Maybe yelling or something...

 

That's really it...I think.

 

All mods, JL bookers/markers will of course get his/her requests. And only the match winners will get his requests.

[Guest vitriol]

food. FOOD I TELL YOU! And some very cheap beaded necklaces.

[Guest SupaTaft]

A fat, sunburned, Mexican midget who can throw a frisbee well.

 

-Taft

[Guest Crowe]

- Heroin. Lots of heroin. Oh, and clean needles.

 

- A blowjob... from you, my sexy darlin'.

 

- Copious amounts of marijuana.

[Guest realitycheck]

Edwin said he'd do this for the WF PPV border run, but fuck him, I'm here now.

 

-Bring back El Luchadore Magnifico.

 

That will be all. ...well, maybe some really good nachos, but mainly ELM.

 

-Z

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Oh god, just get me some alcohol, for the love of jesus.

[Atlas 0]

An incredibly hot, healthy, shaved, untouched female 16 year old virgin with no defects whatsoever. I dare you to find one.

 

Oh, and some Mexican Vodka. That's right. Mexican. Vodka.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

You children with your booze and your whores.

 

I want the treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Edited April 26, 2003 by WrestlingDeacon

[Guest The Superstar]

The Cuautinchan Monastery