Guest Eagan469 Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 A bear market: Care Bears back April 25, 2003 Continuing its strategy of reviving its popular '80s-era properties, American Greetings has inked a deal with Artisan's Family Home Entertainment to return the cuddly, pastel-hued Care Bears to TV screens via a new CGI animated direct-to-video feature in fourth-quarter 2004. The Artisan unit has acquired distribution rights to the more than 60 episodes from the hit 1980s Care Bears TV series from Nelvana, which will also animate the new feature for FHE. The pact comes a year after Cleveland-based American Greetings partnered with DIC Entertainment to produce DTV movies based on another '80s AG icon, Strawberry Shortcake. Both revivals are supported by pushes in licensed products. (Marla Matzer Rose) First He-Man, then TMNT, now this. Discuss.
Guest art_vandelay Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 They should make an R-rated Care Bears. They look the same, but now they cuss, fuck and do drugs.
Guest LJSexay Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 lmao. I just spilled water on my moniter.
Guest MrRant Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 My daughter likes it so we already have Care Bears blankets, DVDs, etc. I don't mind since it is better than Barney etc. I remember watching Care Bears back in the day so it is cool to see my daughter into it.
Guest Eagan469 Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 They should make an R-rated Care Bears. They look the same, but now they cuss, fuck and do drugs. like this? http://www.classictales.net/images/Nocarebears1.jpg
Guest Ravenbomb Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 cute cuddle looking animal characters that drink fuck and do drugs? Like Meet the Feebles?
Guest Ravenbomb Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 if a Care Bear ever Stared at me, I'd stab it in the eyes
Guest Downhome Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 I always wondered how closely related the Care Bears, were to the Gummi Bears, BOUCNING HERE AND THERE AND EVERY WHERE!
Guest art_vandelay Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 They should make an R-rated Care Bears. They look the same, but now they cuss, fuck and do drugs. like this? http://www.classictales.net/images/Nocarebears1.jpg HOLY FUCK THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS cute cuddle looking animal characters that drink fuck and do drugs? Like Meet the Feebles? I don't know what that is, but I had something like Conker's BFD in mind. The more I think about it, the more I like the idea. These cartoon revivals are partly done for nostalgic purposes geared towards the generation that grew up with them, right? Well the viewers have grown up, the show should as well. For instance, if the new He-Man began to doubt his sexuality, you'd be more interested wouldn't you? If a Donatello impregnated April O'Neil, and April begins to contemplate an abortion, that'd be compelling shit, would it not?
Guest DawnBTVS Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 Heh.....okay, just got a very, very distrubing visual in Donny trying to enter April...damn you Art I dig the Care Bears for some stupid reason...no matter how lame they are I'm compelled to watch.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 For instance, if the new He-Man began to doubt his sexuality, you'd be more interested wouldn't you? If a Donatello impregnated April O'Neil, and April begins to contemplate an abortion, that'd be compelling shit, would it not? Sweet Mother of Jeebus... I think I'm gonna have nightmares for a month now...
Guest Flyboy Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 If the this new stuff is any good (even though it'll be in CGI)... *marks out*
Guest El Satanico Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 laaame... bring back the Silverhawks
Guest Marshall Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 Fuck the Care Bares! Give me Garbage Pail Kids 2003.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 (edited) cute cuddley looking animal characters that drink fuck and do drugs? Like Meet the Feebles? I don't know what that is http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeebles/index.html Edited April 26, 2003 by Ravenbomb
Guest Vyce Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 Personally, I think it'd be Mikey impregnating April. It wouldn't be Raph, on account of his homosexual crush on Casey Jones.
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