Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 It's a shame really.... He was such a grate guy...I could pour water over him and it would just cascade through into the sewers. I'll always remember how much fun we had sitting around the ole water cooler talking about how much fun it would be to swim with the cheese curls in the great milk ocean. He always meant so much to me. He ranked right up there with guys like Madam, Radar, and the lovable Bob. I think it is time that we took a moment to remember the best of our best neighbor in the whole wide...OH LOOK A PONY!....Mister Zsasz... Come... Remember the good....cherish the special....laugh at the heinous...and cry as we all try to keep our vomit held inside right next to our hearts in this big rollercoaster that we call The Smart Marks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Brought a tear to me eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Do not cry... for sometimes when we lose the ones we least care about...we learn that we have times for more important things...like making posts about Creamed Corn shavings and the edible art of William Shatner and his wife Falco... Keep in mind that TSM is a neverending journey through the threads of space, time, love, sex, and dating...and that soon we will look back on his passing as a way for Yuna Firerose to write slash fiction about him having his way with a box of Go-gurt and a clown in an iron lung... It was for the best I think.... I think.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Iron lungs must suck. Would it whistle each time you breached deeply? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 (edited) In this moment of mourning....I do not know how to breach. Edited April 27, 2003 by The Amazing Rando Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Breathed. I apparently cannot spell tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Mourning? Hell it's not that early... Oh...THAT mourning. Yeah, he was cool when he played for Charlotte. What, we're not talking about Alonzo Mourning anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Yes...if Alonzo Mourning graced us with his presence....he would sure dunk a lovely peaceful donut in the name of Radar...or whatever his name was... .......I know that everyone will miss him... .......my secretary is crying her eyes out... Radar...Come Back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 So Rando, do you have a thing that's called Radar Love? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 dude....you KNOW Alonzo Mourning LOVES Golden Earring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Alonzo Mourning can buy as many golden earrings as he wants, the dude is a cash cow. Speaking of cows, this thread should be milked for all it's worth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 I thought you didn't like people talking about your mom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Hey my mom is not a cow! She's a marsupial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 The milk that flows from the great milk ocean has been swam in by the great Radar and his cheese curls... It may be blessed and used as a bath for our children and our children's children...so that they may grow up and not be screw ups...or however Radar said it... I can't remember is exact phrasing...for my mind is foggy in the remembrances of Madam... Hopefully when I get to Heaven....Madam will be there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 27, 2003 But I just milked her the other morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Your problem, not mine. And isn't Madam the elderly puppet that used to be on Solid Gold? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Legend has it that on the 1st day...Radar milked a marsupial known as "Malibu Barbie" ...and the land was fresh with milk to begin forming the great milk ocean for which Bob and his cheese curls bathe and swim... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Your problem, not mine. And isn't Madam the elderly puppet that used to be on Solid Gold? Madam is the man for which is thread was created... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Hey...that Malibu Barbie crack better not be a crack at me. And Bob had psychic abilities. Too bad Chuck, Danny or Burt never cashed in on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 nah...we all know you don't need much more crack or you'd be "Crack Malibu" just kidding, yo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Hello...Welcome to the History Channel...i'm Roger Mudd....tonight we take a look at Bob...or Radar as he was once called...and his rise to stardom and his fall into the icky darkness that can only be Bedford, Pennsylvania Bob Lil Madam Zsasz...or Mr. Zsasz...was born in the dictionary right before the word "Zzzzz"...we feel that the meaning behind this timing is crucial in understanding the man known as Mr. Bob Zsasz... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Oh yeah, well...well...if you had anymore Ran in Rando, you'd be a one hit wonder! "I Ran(do)...I Ran-do far awaaaaay" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 "I Ran(do)...I Ran-do far awaaaaay" can THIS be my OAOAST theme song???? Bob would have wanted it that way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 "I Ran(do)...I Ran-do far awaaaaay" can THIS be my OAOAST theme song???? Bob would have wanted it that way Sure. Actually, the running away part is fairly appropriate for the original subject of this thread...which we dropped like a bad habit quite a few posts back...and started talking about cheese, puppets and Barbies...all the makings of the next great FOX sitcom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 (edited) FOX Presents: Any Minute Now! A story filled with puppets, cheese, and barbie dolls...and hopefully we will get a plot ANY MINUTE NOW! Edited April 27, 2003 by The Amazing Rando Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Isn't the whole point of it that Zsasz left? But if he left, then he wouldn't be on the show, as he would have had to have left before the show started, in order for people to miss him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 well they can have flashbacks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 If you rerun a flashback, is that considered a recurring dream? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 27, 2003 in the land of Radar....anything is possible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Can Radar be seen on Radar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
