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Guest MaxPower27
Posted

I'll go to places for no reason, just to drive.

 

Today, I noticed that we were out of jelly so I made a huge scene about wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich later on, and then drove 45 minutes to the store and 45 minutes back.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Oh Yeah...I do that Shit too...

 

I tell myself

 

"All Right...If anyone asks...Yer driving from Cincy to Iowa to get some Wheat Bread"

 

I'll give myself Chores...

 

"Well...The Wife says I need to do the Dishes...Better go to Dayton to get some soap"

Guest Choken One
Posted

U ever drive somewhere over night and just went

 

"Fuck It...Let's turn off on this exit and get on this road and see where I wind up?"

 

I did that Around A couple years ago and After 6 Hours Wound Up in Richmond.

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

yep

 

Back when I lived in Massachusetts.

 

I wound up in New Jersey

Guest Choken One
Posted

What? That's like like RIGHT next to each other...

 

Wasn't much of a Trip Pal...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

I know, but I didn't know where I was until I passed something that had "New Jersey ______"

 

I was like, "Oh, fuck"

 

Then, I had to drive home and I got grounded.

 

:(

Guest Choken One
Posted

Yeah...I can see that...

 

I did the same thing...I had no pourpose either...

 

I've driven to Detroit TONS of times on Accident when going to Cleveland... I dunno why...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

There was one time that I made it close to Virginia, but turned back.

 

That was after my girl and I broke up, so I just DROVE.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Yeah before I got Married I drove straight for about 8 hours...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

It was when I still had my Camry. Thing finally died after 189,000+ miles and I had bought it for $2,000. It blew the head gasket as I pulled into my driveway.

 

Now, I have a Regal, but it runs like shit, so I don't take too many solitary road trips anymore. I'd like to drive to Atlanta to see a Braves game, but the car can't handle it.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Ah Sucks...Get yerself a Nice Truck or 'Tang like me and Enjoy the open road...

 

My Truck has 275,000 miles on it...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

No money. I want to get an SUV, but I barely have enough money to pay for college.

Guest Choken One
Posted

I got my Mustang for 3,500 bucks...It just needed a Engine and My Old Man had a few laying around SO BOOM!

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

:(

 

I don't even have that much.

 

Getting a new job this summer though. Hopefully one that will give me more than 13 hours a week, so I'll start saving for my Explorer.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Pal Just get a cheap Used Blazer and save yourself the trouble...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

Sounds like a plan.

 

Now, to just save the money...

Guest Choken One
Posted

I suggest Robbing a Bank...

 

 

or just get a loan from the Bank of Mom and Dad...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

I already owe my mom enough money.

 

Although that bankrobbing sounds like a scheme I'd enjoy...

Guest Choken One
Posted

Stray Small...Ask for 5,472 dollars and the Bank will go "That's It? Here you go"...

 

Walk out the door and Voila...

 

 

I do this once a week...For Therepy.

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

Or:

 

"Can I help you?"

 

"PUT THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE BAG!!!"

 

...

 

later

 

"AND DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!"

Guest Choken One
Posted
Or:

 

"Can I help you?"

 

"PUT THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE BAG!!!"

 

...

 

later

 

"AND DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!"

Sure...That will WORK...

 

 

Bring you BANG 3:16 gun with ya...

Guest Choken One
Posted

Nope. Bang 316 is very specific...It won't work unless you have it...

Guest Choken One
Posted

Use Wax Paper...It adds to the "BANG" sound...

Guest Coffey
Posted

I'm 21 and still don't have a license, or a car. In fact, I don't have a job, I'm not in school anymore and I still live with my parents. Chalk it up to laziness, unmotivation and unorganized priorites I guess.

 

My last two jobs I was "terminated" for "violence in the work place" :(

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