Guest notJames Report post Posted April 29, 2003 You know the part where John Bender (Judd Nelson) is sneaking back into the library via the drop ceiling. As he's inching through the crawlspace, he tells himself this joke: A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked blonde says, "No shiiiiiiiiiiii…" At that point, he falls through the ceiling. Hilarity ensues. From what I've been told in the past, his little monologue is an actual joke, or at least the beginning of an actual joke. Anybody wanna shed some light on this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted April 29, 2003 There is an old Judd Nelson article saying he made the joke up, so there is no official ending, only Judd knows the punch-line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted April 29, 2003 What IS the punchline to the joke? It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, "I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 30, 2003 Muchas gracias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
