Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted April 29, 2003 A girl that I know is Michael Moore's niece, and he's coming in tomorrow to do a "presentation". He's bringing his Academy Award, too. The question I pose to you here in the current events folder, since you're more on top of things than I am....is what should I ask him? Any suggestions on how to make him look like an idiot in front of everyone else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted April 29, 2003 Nothing, if you know what's good for you. The guy is intelligent enough to make you look like an utter jackass if you attempt to be snide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted April 30, 2003 Toss him a can of Slim Fast or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 30, 2003 I feel sorry that you have to sit through that crap. But what the hell you get out of class. Bring a radio or a magazine and ignore him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hardyz1 Report post Posted April 30, 2003 Make sure the doors get widened before he gets there. Damn, kkk beat me to the fat jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Galactic Gigolo Report post Posted April 30, 2003 I like Moore, despite disagreeing with parts in Bowling with Columbine. Find a web site that lists all the mistakes in Bowling... (The LP had one a while ago) and present it to him. I believe he said that the NRA held the meeting with the, "From my cold dead hands," a week after Columbine. They disproved it, saying that he did not say that at that meeting, and that the clip was form an earlier/later meeting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted April 30, 2003 There was a thread here, in the fallout of Moore's jackassery at the Oscars, about the liberties his "documentary" films take with the truth. Pull some of the juicier facts out of there and ask him about them if you want, but I'd also advise you to heed Tyler's warning: Moore might be an asshat, but he is a sharp tack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted April 30, 2003 How about getting him a new hat, too?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted April 30, 2003 Hell, easy enough, just don't go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 30, 2003 I'd rather go, sit in the front row, and just show no emotion or anything...bring a diskman too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hardyz1 Report post Posted April 30, 2003 Sit in the front row and read a copy of Ann Coulter's book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 30, 2003 At some point, when he says something completely slanted to the left and the whole room erupts into applause, shout out "Now bring on the sexy whores!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted April 30, 2003 Sit in the front row and read a copy of Ann Coulter's book. We don't want the poor kid's head to explode. Try something a little less Coulterish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted April 30, 2003 Tell that fat bastard that you're exercising your freedom of speech by heckling him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 1, 2003 Or just keep asking "Where's Teller?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted May 1, 2003 I'd personally find a copy of one of his book and just start ripping pages out of it in front of him, tossing them on the ground, and other things. That would be more than worth the price of the book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted May 1, 2003 So, errr, how did it go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted May 1, 2003 Tell that fat bastard that you're exercising your freedom of speech by heckling him... Moore: "What is this exercise you speak of?" *eats hamburger* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted May 2, 2003 "I'd personally find a copy of one of his book and just start ripping pages out of it in front of him, tossing them on the ground, and other things. That would be more than worth the price of the book." Or rip the pages one by one and stick them down your backside and wipe your anus with each one. I did that to some pseudo-hippie that gave me a Free Mumia flyer a few years back. The look on their face was priceless... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 2, 2003 You're all very mature today aren't you? Wouldn't it be better to talk to him about why you disagree with his political views than to act like Jackasses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted May 2, 2003 You're all very mature today aren't you? Wouldn't it be better to talk to him about why you disagree with his political views than to act like Jackasses? Where's the fun in that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted May 2, 2003 You're all very mature today aren't you? Wouldn't it be better to talk to him about why you disagree with his political views than to act like Jackasses? Michael Moore is a jackass and should be treated as such Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted May 2, 2003 You're all very mature today aren't you? Wouldn't it be better to talk to him about why you disagree with his political views than to act like Jackasses? Come on like Micheal Moore isn't above using humor to get his point across. TV Nation was a comedy based show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted May 2, 2003 Ann Coulter is a dumbass. I love watching her on Real Time looking like a conservative jackass like most people on this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted May 2, 2003 Ann Coulter is a dumbass. I love watching her on Real Time looking like a conservative jackass like most people on this board. Bwuahahahahahaha... Does anyone find Cartman saying this incredibly funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted May 2, 2003 Well, he's right about Ann Coulter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted May 2, 2003 Well, he's right about Ann Coulter. Maybe, but the "just like most people on this board" cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted May 2, 2003 I like Ann a little to far to the right and has a odd obession about Clinton that irritates me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted May 2, 2003 Well, he's right about Ann Coulter. Maybe, but the "just like most people on this board" cracks me up. MAYBE?!?! You obsessive, conservative bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted May 2, 2003 "You're all very mature today aren't you? Wouldn't it be better to talk to him about why you disagree with his political views than to act like Jackasses?" This is the same guy that made a living going into corporate buildings and harassing some 90-year old security guard or PR rep lackey because he wanted to give some 80 cent check to help pay the wages for one Mexican manufacturing worker. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Perhaps you should seat gnomes all around the front row of your school's auditorium when tubby arrives to speak... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
