Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2986459.stm Turns out he wants to surrender but the US forces won't arrest him because he isn't on their wanted list. Someone hire him for a primetime TV show now before some angry citizens take out their anger at him!
Guest CED Ordonez Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 Let's beat the dead horse, shall we? "I have not nor will I ever surrender. Do not believe these lies! Iraq will claim victory soon! Do not call the kettle black for it is not!"
Guest Vern Gagne Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 Turns out he wants to surrender but the US forces won't arrest him because he isn't on their wanted list. Doesn't the joker in the deck count?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 This guy could be the next Yakov Smirnov! Local tv stations should book him for the weather report of something where he's standing in the middle of a blizzard saying "Beautiful day, sun shines bright, 20% chace of rain." or something like that...the marketing ideas are endless
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 This guy could be the next Yakov Smirnov! Local tv stations should book him for the weather report of something where he's standing in the middle of a blizzard saying "Beautiful day, sun shines bright, 20% chace of rain." or something like that...the marketing ideas are endless Vince McMahon could sign him as his Creative Director. Every Rose Has It's Thorn!
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 SARS does not exist. We have crushed it like an American Infidel.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 Tyler, You suggesting Baghad Bob should get a job for the Chinese Gov't.
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 Or maybe Canadia... *evil grin*
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Turns out he wants to surrender but the US forces won't arrest him because he isn't on their wanted list. Doesn't the joker in the deck count? Unfortunately from what I understand, the deck does have jokers but he isn't one of them. A real missed opportunity.
Guest phoenixrising Posted May 3, 2003 Report Posted May 3, 2003 "Infidel pigs! Surrender? It is your Little Bush that should be surrendering! Do not believe the capitalist lies! We are slaughtering your armies as I speak! The statue was actually pulled down by Iraqi tanks! We will now erect a bigger, gigantic statue of our dear leader who is not dead Saddam Hussein!"
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 3, 2003 Report Posted May 3, 2003 If he's surrendering, why can't we just take him?
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