Iraqi Minister of Delusion still alive!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2986459.stm

 

Turns out he wants to surrender but the US forces won't arrest him because he isn't on their wanted list.

 

Someone hire him for a primetime TV show now before some angry citizens take out their anger at him!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Let's beat the dead horse, shall we?

 

 

"I have not nor will I ever surrender. Do not believe these lies! Iraq will claim victory soon! Do not call the kettle black for it is not!"

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Turns out he wants to surrender but the US forces won't arrest him because he isn't on their wanted list.

Doesn't the joker in the deck count?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

This guy could be the next Yakov Smirnov! Local tv stations should book him for the weather report of something where he's standing in the middle of a blizzard saying "Beautiful day, sun shines bright, 20% chace of rain."

 

or something like that...the marketing ideas are endless

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

This guy could be the next Yakov Smirnov! Local tv stations should book him for the weather report of something where he's standing in the middle of a blizzard saying "Beautiful day, sun shines bright, 20% chace of rain."

 

or something like that...the marketing ideas are endless

Vince McMahon could sign him as his Creative Director.

 

Every Rose Has It's Thorn!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

 

SARS does not exist. We have crushed it like an American Infidel.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Tyler, You suggesting Baghad Bob should get a job for the Chinese Gov't.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Or maybe Canadia...

 

*evil grin*

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Turns out he wants to surrender but the US forces won't arrest him because he isn't on their wanted list.

Doesn't the joker in the deck count?

Unfortunately from what I understand, the deck does have jokers but he isn't one of them. A real missed opportunity.

[Guest phoenixrising]

 

"Infidel pigs! Surrender? It is your Little Bush that should be surrendering! Do not believe the capitalist lies! We are slaughtering your armies as I speak! The statue was actually pulled down by Iraqi tanks! We will now erect a bigger, gigantic statue of our dear leader who is not dead Saddam Hussein!"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If he's surrendering, why can't we just take him?