Bringin' Da Funk Border Run Return

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Good show, folks. However, there's a slight complaint. Peete should've contacted Silent and I about the double no-show. It's the law, by golly. Anywho, on with the loot!

 

For Rav...I mean, Crow - 7500 kilos of high quality heroin and some relatively clean needles, and 9000 pounds of marijuana. Since I'm not Mexercan, no blowjob. I guess I could get ELM to do it...

 

For Zeddy Baby, an ELM action figure, complete with orange selling action, and 97 pounds of superb nachos.

 

For WhoreFrost, the treasure of the Sierra Madre (A jewel-encrusted llama)

 

For Gropeler, a Chihuahuan monkey (Like I'm getting a whole monastery for a JLer...)

 

Enjoy the l00tz0rs

[Guest The Superstar]

 

He's sooooooooooooooooo cute~! Thank you!

[Guest Crowe]

Eh. Godrea... ELM... what's the difference...

[Guest realitycheck]

Scha-weet. This ELM figure comes with a plastic Mexican flag, (With a mildly sharp tip, keep out of the hands of children age three or younger) and a tequila bottle!

 

Unfortunately, I'd need the second edition "The Superior One" Tom Flesher figure (w/ belt girl and push button palm strike action) to activate their drink-off speech and realistic tequila puking ability. That's out of production. They still carry it in Mexico?

 

-Z

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

That llama will look so sweet in my front yard. Thanks. I've got the Mexican federalis buffing it as we speak.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Sorry about the lateness, Zed, but yes, they do carry the aforementioned version of Flesher. However, the paint job's a bit off, so he's gray. But everything else is perfectly fine. Also, incase you didn't have any, I have several dozen crates of Z and Alex Zenon figures, and even more JD figures. Turns out the Z and Zenon figures are mildly toxic, so they're discount. The JD ones just suck, and like JD, can't sell.