Guest danndogg Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 You guys talk so much garbage about them behind their backs, but if you ever saw Big Show for example, walking down the street, you'd probably mark out like a little a girl at an N Sync concert and ask for his autograph. But yet, when they're not around, you'll rip the hell out of them. Why don't you ever diss him in his face? Like at WWF Axxess or in the parking lot after a show, that would a good time to take the smack you post at message board about how horrible and slow Big Show is, right to the guy himself. Hmm? Why not? Are you scared or something? Probably... Now the chokeslam's not my favorite move, but I know I would mark out like girl if he could chokeslam a few of the people that diss him around here. Or Goldberg jackhammering and spearing smarks right and left. Or a few well-timed jackknife powerbombs courtesy of Kevin Nash. Cynical smarks need a good whoopin', and someone like Goldberg would get a good workout from lifting all the cellulite ridden out of shape smarks around here. After it's all said and done, you people stop dissing the big guys, and the big guys get a good workout, it's win-win. Anyways, I find it funny how smarks talk so much garbage because they're safe in the comfort of their own homes, but when they actually meet the person, they act like a whole different person. No need to further explain why again.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Ironically, I'd like to see you talk smack to the posters who you're talking smack about.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 You actually have to start a topic to ask this question?
Guest ViciousFish Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Ironically, I'd like to see you talk smack to the posters who you're talking smack about. Now THAT would be a mark out moment
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 I called Big Show a fat loser at a Burger King on an I-90 rest stop outside of Framingham after a Worcester show a few years back. He (honestly) was too busy eating like 10 burgers to give a fuck
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 You know, we DO have a folder for this nonsense... Consider this moved.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 I'm a 500 degree black belt, I'll talk shit about whoever I want.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 I called Big Show a fat loser at a Burger King on an I-90 rest stop outside of Framingham after a Worcester show a few years back. He (honestly) was too busy eating like 10 burgers to give a fuck So much of a fat loser that he makes a shitload of money and doesn't do much. JEALOUSY...
Guest HHH's 'Roid Needle Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Here's a TRUE story about Big Slow. When he was demoted to OVW here in Louisville to LOSE WEIGHT, he went into a Mr. Gatti's Pizza Buffet for dinner. A little kid walked up to him for an autograph, and Big Slow says, and I quote, "Do you mind? I'm eating." Now, THAT is where someone should have said something to a wrestler's face. Something along the lines of, "HEY, FAT ASS! Isn't your fat ass supposed to be here in Louisville is LOSE WEIGHT? Well then, why are you slugging down 14 plates of pizza at a buffet? So, the story above about Big Slow pounding down 10 burgers at a Burger King has some backbone to it.
Guest Sakura Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 After it's all said and done, you people stop dissing the big guys, and the big guys get a good workout, it's win-win. And we all know a guy like Show and Jamal needs a good work out.
Bored Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Why wouldn't we diss them to their face? Well because I'd say the majority of us do a lot of in good fun or even we mean what we say wrestling and our hatred for particular wrestle doesn't control our lives. When I'm going about my everyday life I could give a shit about HHH or even someone I like such as Booker T because wrestling isn't my life. If I ever saw HHH in person I wouldn't say a thing because I'd just assume he'd rather not be bothered and I would do the same to any athlete I ever see in person whether I liked them or not.
Guest danndogg Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Also, I see whole entire internet ragging on Roddy Piper's weight and saying how he looks like a blimp and horrible. From what I saw on Smackdown, he doesn't look THAT BAD. Most of guys here can only WISH to have a body like his, just before you do wish, drop the KFC drumstick from your other hand and remove the other hand that seems to talk about how horrid WWE is now before you do to make your case more plausible. Over 50% of America adults are overweight, I HIGHLY doubt that figure differs much from the internet wrestling community, as far as adults are concerned. In fact, American smarks are probably the last people to be dissing someone's weight and appearance, especially considering that they'd much rather bitch about Raw and Triple H and all the while eating their KFC than to GASP, lift a bar-bell. I saw Scott Keith's photo the other day, and let me tell you, it wasn't a pretty sight to say the least. GAWD, that man's ugly as hell. In his Smackdown report, with his usual over exaggerating, he said Roddy Piper's body BLINDED him. Oh please, Keith is the LAST person to be dissing someone's looks. And as far as him calling Sable granny is concerned, I'd really like to see what Keith is banging (other than off of his best of Chris Benoit video collection), and compare her to Rena Mero.
Bored Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Oh and another thing...I see Bradshaw has signed up to thesmartmarks message boards from the way this guy writes. Hi Mr. Bradshaw...you suck...BITCH! LOL2003
Guest CED Ordonez Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 you'd probably mark out like a little a girl at an N Sync concert and ask for his autograph. That reminds me of the time I went into this radio sponsored event and somehow won this black and white autographed photo of NSync. Spent an hour with some frenzied NSync fans in a bidding war and came away with enough cash to get myself two new video games for my PS2. Moral of the story: Damn right I'm getting his autograph. I don't care about it, but somebody's gonna give me cash for it.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 I haven't done it because I have yet to meet any of the people I have insulted in person. Kindly fuck off, played-out Anti-Smark.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Also, I see whole entire internet ragging on Roddy Piper's weight and saying how he looks like a blimp and horrible. From what I saw on Smackdown, he doesn't look THAT BAD. Most of guys here can only WISH to have a body like his, just before you do wish, drop the KFC drumstick from your other hand and remove the other hand that seems to talk about how horrid WWE is now before you do to make your case more plausible. Over 50% of America adults are overweight, I HIGHLY doubt that figure differs much from the internet wrestling community, as far as adults are concerned. In fact, American smarks are probably the last people to be dissing someone's weight and appearance, especially considering that they'd much rather bitch about Raw and Triple H and all the while eating their KFC than to GASP, lift a bar-bell. I saw Scott Keith's photo the other day, and let me tell you, it wasn't a pretty sight to say the least. GAWD, that man's ugly as hell. In his Smackdown report, with his usual over exaggerating, he said Roddy Piper's body BLINDED him. Oh please, Keith is the LAST person to be dissing someone's looks. And as far as him calling Sable granny is concerned, I'd really like to see what Keith is banging (other than off of his best of Chris Benoit video collection), and compare her to Rena Mero. Hypocrisy, danndogg is thy name.
Guest Kingpk Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 What is this guy's obsession with hating smarks? I know this is most likely a gimmick but, geez, go outside for a few hours.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Maybe he's pissy that his other thread bombed like all hell, perhaps?
Guest CED Ordonez Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Has he at least been warned for flamebaiting outside the NHB folder? This was originally in the WWE folder before being moved.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 As was that other thread he started. Isn't that TWOOOOOOOOO offenses after being warned for the first one? (crosses fingers)
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 I just checked and he wasn't warned in his other thread. So Danndogg, consider this your warning. Another stunt like this and you're gone.
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Speak for yourself. I told The Rock he sucked while he was giving my friend his autograph one time. What are they going to do? He just laughed it off.
Guest danndogg Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Hey, I being no more harsh that those of whom who rip WWE to threads. What, it's ok to diss WWE despite all they do for us, but once someone rips into the smarks for dissing WWE it's all wrong? Smarks are ungrateful bastards, and hey, I'm just giving them a taste of their own medicine. Put yourself in Big Show's shoes. How would you feel if you were him and you came on here and saw yourself being ripped left and right? Think about it...
Guest Kingpk Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 I'd laugh at them and enjoy the ton of money I'm making. If someone seriously hates a wrestler for any reason other than he ran over his dog or something needs a trip to someplace we call "the real world." Why is it smarks' fault that WWE currently is putting out a bland, uninspired, boring product? Hey, at least the complaining says people still CARE about it.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 They're on a program that is seen by millions every week. There WILL be critics. I can't stand the "take it and LIKE IT!" attitude. That's a really shitty attitude for anyone to have about what they do, as far as entertainment goes. It's a declaration on their part that they have no intention of improving themselves, and they like it that way too. It's also a very bad message to send to your fans that no matter how much they, the FANS, the people who support you morally and financially, don't like things that they should just shut up and keep taking it up the ass.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Also, I see whole entire internet ragging on Roddy Piper's weight and saying how he looks like a blimp and horrible. From what I saw on Smackdown, he doesn't look THAT BAD. Most of guys here can only WISH to have a body like his, just before you do wish, drop the KFC drumstick from your other hand and remove the other hand that seems to talk about how horrid WWE is now before you do to make your case more plausible. Point 1: I haven't seen anyone ragging on Piper's weight except Vince and Jericho. Point 2: He IS a bit heftier than he used to be. Point 3: I HAVE a better body than Piper. Point 4: I HATE KFC, and what they've done to fried chicken. If you want this to be a correct insult, at least have the decency to use POPEYE'S!!
Guest bob_barron Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Hey, I being no more harsh that those of whom who rip WWE to threads. What, it's ok to diss WWE despite all they do for us, but once someone rips into the smarks for dissing WWE it's all wrong? Smarks are ungrateful bastards, and hey, I'm just giving them a taste of their own medicine. Put yourself in Big Show's shoes. How would you feel if you were him and you came on here and saw yourself being ripped left and right? Think about it... If you don't like smartmarks then why are you at the- SMARTMARKS board?
Guest KingOfOldSchool Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Hey, I being no more harsh that those of whom who rip WWE to threads. What, it's ok to diss WWE despite all they do for us, but once someone rips into the smarks for dissing WWE it's all wrong? Smarks are ungrateful bastards, and hey, I'm just giving them a taste of their own medicine. Put yourself in Big Show's shoes. How would you feel if you were him and you came on here and saw yourself being ripped left and right? Think about it... What about everything fans have done for WWE? We order the PPVs, we buy the merchandise and tickets and have for years. Or at least a lot of us did before quality began suffering, but why should WWE be rewarded for incompetence? Vince's empire was built on the fan's dime. All smarks ask for in return for their devotion are good matches and exciting storylines which aren't insulting or completely unoriginal. Is it really too much to ask? I don't think so, and it's the right of the consumer to complain and raise their voice when things aren't up to par. If you bought a defective stereo or something, you'd take it back. If you bought a shirt with a hole in it, you'd take it back. I don't think it's any different here. Please forgive smarks if they don't swallow everything the WWE puts out there. If you tell us to just shut off our tv, that's fine, and I understand the point. But I keep watching in hope that things will be better, and as long as I keep watching the product, I have a right to raise my voice about something I don't like about the show. And the reason you're being warned is because you posted your rhetoric in the WWE folder. It doesn't belong there, it belongs in NHB. Despite the fact that I think you're just here to cause trouble, you can have your opinion about smarks and can express that opinion. As long as it doesn't break the rules of the board, because as I said, negative threads calling people out go in NHB. Awww, will Big Show have a good cry? Will his feelings be hurt? I'd honestly laugh if his feelings WERE hurt by a bunch of faceless people on a message board whose opinions shouldn't affect him, but that's besides the point. I think he'd laugh it off, honestly.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Hey, I being no more harsh that those of whom who rip WWE to threads. What, it's ok to diss WWE despite all they do for us, but once someone rips into the smarks for dissing WWE it's all wrong? Smarks are ungrateful bastards, and hey, I'm just giving them a taste of their own medicine. Put yourself in Big Show's shoes. How would you feel if you were him and you came on here and saw yourself being ripped left and right? Think about it... Wait... so the WWE should be above criticism? Fuck that noise. "Take it and like it!" didn't work for WCW or ECW and it's not working with the WWE as they are continually fucking up damn near everything they lay their hands on. Also, as stated before, I'm sure Big Show really gives a flying fuck about what people think of him especially since he gets millions of dollars for doing jackshit. Hell, I wish *I* could get a sweet deal like that.
Guest Kingpk Posted May 1, 2003 Report Posted May 1, 2003 Hey dan, take heart. Your ramblings have motivated me to write an entire column for TSM!! And I QUOTE you!! Feel proud.
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