HeldDown Exclusive "Best Of..." DVD's

[Guest What?]

Well...I thought this could be fun to do...you never know.

 

Don't just keep it limited to the OAOAST. Add other promotions. If you want to have faced HBK, then you can face HBK. If you always wanted to headline at the Tokyo Dome, who did you face?

 

Should be fun and give a good background on characters.

 

 

BEST OF K-MONEY: Hollywood's Rising Son

 

1. Ken Baker vs. American Dragon: Best 2/3 Falls-RoH

2. Baker Boyz (Ken/Austin Baker) v. Micheal Shane and Spanky v. The Briscoes v. Backseat Boyz: MWA Tag Title Fatal Four Way Tag-MWA

3. Ragdoll and Ken Baker v. Iceman and Matsuhara Nokamoku: Barbed Wire Tornado Tag-FMW

4. K-Money vs. Austin Baker: Loser Leaves Town Ladder Match for the MWA World Title-MWA

5. K-Money vs. Spanky: Part 1 of Best of Seven Matches to decide TWA TV Champion

6. K-Money vs. Spanky: Part 7 of Bo7 for TWA TV Title

7. K-Money vs. Spanky vs. American Dragon vs. Paul London-RoH

8. K-Money/Steve Corino vs. Kai En Tai (TAKA/Funaki)-Best 2/3 Falls

9. K-Money vs. Zack Malibu-OAOAST World Title Match-OAOAST

10. K-Money vs. Anglesault-1st Match-OAOAST

 

 

BONUS!

1. K-Money vs. Paul London: Final Round of NWA/UPW/Zero-One Jr. Heavyweight Title Tournament

2. Baker Boyz and Josie vs. Piss Drunx (Donny Vicious/Sid Rotten) and Kittie: Battle of Respect-MWA

3. K-Money w/ Cactus Jack vs. Mr. Pogo: IJPW King of the Deathmatch Finals-IJPW (Sick Blade Jobs by both Pogo and Money)

4. K-Money vs. Austin Baker: Stairway to Hell Battle for Respect-MWA

Plus K-Money's BEST Interviews and Promos!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

When are we going to do another "OAOAST The Music"?

 

Are you saying make up matches against big names to put on a fake DVD? Maybe Totally Endorsed can advertise each one.

 

I guess I could make up matches I did when Parka was in Mexico. Like a respect feud with La Parka that I had since I wear the mask to honor him and for luck.

[Guest What?]

Yeah! Now you're catching on!

 

 

*Schoolhouse Rock characters dance out*

 

Vagina Junction...What's Your FUUUUCKtion?

 

Shooting in SPErm and spittin' out Babies!

 

 

 

 

C'mon, what show is that from?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I can't think of anything. I'll try later.

[Guest Anglesault]

Mine would have to be really bonus heavy, because the best AS moments are skits.

 

Anyway, off the top of my head

 

AS/Zack: Anglemania

AS/Supes: Euthanasia (January PPV)

AS/Supes: BBB

AS/CWM: aWo reformation

AS/Caboose: World title

AS/TC: Both singles matches

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Yeah this would probably be better suited for the people who have been in the OAOAST longer. Since they'll actually have matches that happened to put on there.

[Guest The Superstar]

Superstar vs. AS - IntenseZone - my first match, giving Anglesault his FIRST~ pinfall loss~!

 

Superstar vs. Sandman - HeldDOWN - Taipei Deathmatch

 

Superstar/Bif Everchad vs. Zack Malibu/EvenflowDDT - IntenseZone (Superstar joins the In Crowd)

 

Superstar vs. Sandman - Staple Gun Deathmatch, Beach Brawl

 

Superstar vs. Naz Mistry~ vs. Thunderkid vs. Reject - Ashes 2 Ashes - 4 Way Elimination for the OAOAST X Championship

 

Superstar vs. Angle-plex - IntenselyHeldDOWN - 2/3 Falls for the X Championship (our only match )

 

Superstar vs. Big Poppa Popick - Excessive Force - 2/3 Falls for the X Championship

 

Superstar, Eskimo, Jingus, Angle-plex promo from IZHD the next night, leading to the formation of the OAOMEF~!

 

Superstar vs. Sandman - IZHD - 2/3 Falls for the X Championship

 

Superstar vs. Chris Jericho - Breakout! - Empty Arena Match

 

Superstar vs. Anglesault - Bloody, Battered, and Beaten - OAOAST World Championship

 

Superstar vs. Anglesault - AnglePalooza - Euthanasia match for the OAOAST World Championship

 

Superstar vs. Tony "The Body" - AngleMania II - No Disqualifications, Career vs. Respect Match

 

Superstar vs. Some Guy - Living Angleously - Cage Match

 

Extras~!

 

The Debut of The Superstar - OAOAST - May 11, 2002

 

Men "In Crowd" Black promo - IZHD - June?

 

Clips of the EPIC~ Superstar/Brock Lesnar feud on OAOMEF Breakout!

 

Superstar vs. Brock Lesnar - Breakout! - OAOMEF X Championship (Nash tears BOTH quads and his bicep~!)

 

Promo from IZHD where Superstar turns face, slapping Anglesault, and challenging him for BBB

 

Ending of the Zero Hour Wargames match, where Superstar comes to blows with Tony

 

Promo the proceeding night, where Superstar solidifies his heel turn

 

Road to Anglemania promo on Tony, inside the Graveyard.

 

I'd pay MILLIONS~! for this DVD.

Edited May 3, 2003 by The Superstar

[Guest SP-1]

I haven't been around long enough to compile enough for a DVD but I know I'd wind up having

 

Matches

Malibu vs Poet 1 (Contendership Match: IntenseZone)

 

Tag Tables Elimination: Los Infernales vs Mystery Weirdness Connection (Tag Titles: Bloody, Battered, and Beaten)

 

Stairway to Oblivion: Los Infernales vs Mystery Weirdness Connection (Tag Titles: AngleMania II)

 

Zack Malibu vs SpiderPoet II (World Championship: IntenseZone) Foreshadowing of the Trinity

 

Special Features

Tonight, Tonight video package leading to:

SpiderPoet vs (WWE Champion) Triple H (For the Love of Stephanie) Debut of Black Widow~!

 

And at least one Infernales promo leading up to AngleMania 2. I don't remember things well and I'm too lazy to go in the archives at the moment.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Well here's the matches I've had so far

 

1. Dream Machines vs. The Originals (IZ)

2. Dream Machines vs. The Body Donnas (RtAM)

3. Dream Machines vs. Boogie Knights 2K3 (AM2)

4. Dream Machines vs. Zack Malibu (Gauntlet Match on HD)

5. Parka vs. Shattered Dreams (LA)

6. Dream Machines vs. Los Infernales (HD)

7. Paul Stanley/Parka vs. Mongoose Foshi/SD (HD)

 

Special Features:

Debut Promo

Battle Royal Debut of all three Dream Machines

The "Rave" Skit

The Stanley/Gene Simmons/Parka backstage skit

The Anger Management Skits (since they're happening soon)

[Guest caboose]

Matches:

 

1: Caboose Vs. AngleSault (Where I join the aWo the first time)

 

2: Caboose & D-Lo Brown Vs. The Hosses (Tag Team Championship) - AngleMania 1

 

3: Caboose Vs. AnglePlex - (Hell In A Cell) AngleSlam 2002

 

4: Caboose Vs. Anglesault (World Title) - Great Angle Bash 2002

 

5: Caboose Vs. Zack Malibu (World Title) - Beach Brawl 2002

 

6: Caboose Vs. AlfDogg (World Title) - IZ where I retire

 

7: Caboose Vs. Naz Mistry - Bloody, Battered and Beaten

 

8: War Games 1 - AngleSlam 2002

 

Skits:

 

My Debut

 

Caboose's Wrestling Asylum

 

Caboose's Rocky Alcohol Training

 

Caboose's Juicy Juice Commerical

 

Caboose Vs. Jay Leno, Goldberg and DDP

 

Caboose returns on HD May 1st 2003

 

Caboose gets punked out by Tony

 

Naz Mistry as Positively Caboose

[Guest The Superstar]

TITLE!!!!!!!!!: MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR VS TEH WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR EATING BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR EATING STEROIDS!!!!!!! I MEAN WORKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR DRINKING A PROTEIN SHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR EATING LUNCHEZ!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS FOR TEH CHILDRENZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR EATING DINNER AT AVOCADO STEAK HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WARRIOR SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!! (BE CAREFUL!!!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER 10 HOURS LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

BONUS FEATURES!!!!!!!!!

 

MISTER WARRIOR EATING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(BE CAREFUL CHILDRENZ!! YOU MUST KNOW THE PASSWORD TO ENTER THIS BONUS!!!!!!!!)

 

THE PASSWORD IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Big Poppa Popick DVD

 

1) A review of the Great Angle Bash 02

Culmination of the master plan

 

2) Big Poppa Popick vs. Tony the Body from AnglePalooza 03

Team OaOasT

 

3) Big Poppa Popick vs. Angle-Plex from Doomsday

The turning Point

 

4) Big Poppa Popick vs. BigMcLargeHuge

Debut Match

 

5) The Trinity

Omen of what to come

[Guest The Superstar]

Big Poppa Popick DVD

 

1) A review of the Great Angle Bash 02

Culmination of the master plan

 

2) Big Poppa Popick vs. Tony the Body from AnglePalooza 03

Team OaOasT

 

3) Big Poppa Popick vs. Angle-Plex from Doomsday

The turning Point

 

4) Big Poppa Popick vs. BigMcLargeHuge

Debut Match

 

5) The Trinity

Omen of what to come

The real question is, who would buy it?

[Guest Anglesault]

Since Supes quit, he has been more involved than I normally am. (I've done more than usual lately)

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Big Poppa Popick DVD

 

1) A review of the Great Angle Bash 02

Culmination of the master plan

 

2) Big Poppa Popick vs. Tony the Body from AnglePalooza 03

Team OaOasT

 

3) Big Poppa Popick vs. Angle-Plex from Doomsday

The turning Point

 

4) Big Poppa Popick vs. BigMcLargeHuge

Debut Match

 

5) The Trinity

Omen of what to come

The real question is, who would buy it?

Do you just have to keep feuding with me over little stuff?

[Guest The Superstar]

Just because I have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT~! No politics, no power to lose, etc. And my new character BEINGZ TEH ROQ~!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

i dont undestand your warrior speak at all

 

english please

[Guest caboose]

i dont undestand your warrior speak at all

 

english please

To understand you must achieve destruicty in the Warrior Spirt.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Supes is BACK~!?

 

::Giggles like a schoolgirl, and searches for him to do something on THIS UPCOMING HELDDOWN~!::

[Guest SP-1]

Warrior speak is nothing compared to the Power of the Poet, bitches.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

AH SHIT~! Supes is back? ...fuck. I promised him that I'd be first in line to job myself to him. Provided with him getting his ass kicked by TE after the match to put TE over as supremely heelish.

 

...oh, Zack's looking to find him something to do? Then I need not worry about having what I planned for this hD go up in smoke.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

man...if I could include all of my great e-fed matches from the 5 or so e-feds i've been in...i'd have a 6 disc collection

[Guest What?]

Yeah, these DVD's aren't specifically OAOAST. If you look at match listing, it has matches from MWA, TWA, IJPW, UPW and the like.

 

 

I mean...the OAOAST is supposed to be the WWE of e-feds, right? Did ALL of your guys start off in the big leagues?

 

 

 

 

*scratches chin...*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WELL?!~

[Guest The Superstar]

I mean...the OAOAST is supposed to be the WWE of e-feds, right? Did ALL of your guys start off in the big leagues?

Well, you're right that it's the WWE in that it pales in comparison to its competition.

 

SWF/JL > OAOAST

[Guest Sandman9000]

The Sandman DVD consists of a warning screen, then just a middle finger. Then your DVD player explodes. And you deserve it. Shithead.

[Guest caboose]

The Sandman DVD consists of a warning screen, then just a middle finger.  Then your DVD player explodes.  And you deserve it.  Shithead.

You really need to see someone about your over aggression.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

FEAR THE FROSTBITE~!

The Mystery Eskimo DVD

 

Womens title (!): Eskimo vs TrebleCharged (Eskimo's debut)

 

TV Title: Eskimo vs BPP (Eskimo's first title)

 

US vs TV title unification, Barbed wire ladder match: Eskimo vs Alfdogg

 

USTV title, Inferno match: Eskimo vs JINGUS

 

USTV Title, 2/3 falls: Eskimo vs BPP

 

OAOAMEF World Title, Hell in a Cell: Eskimo vs Angle-Plex

 

OAOAST Tag Title, Stairway to Oblivion: MWC vs Los Infernales

 

EXTRAS

 

Eskimo vs David Arquette, WCW Saturday Night

Eskimo/Derek vs David/Courtney, WCW Saturday Night

OAOAMEF formation promo

Clips of Derek the Fish in action

Cage match, USTV title: Eskimo vs Angle-plex vs Zack Malibu

Special Derek the Fish drinking game

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Big Poppa Popick DVD

 

1) A review of the Great Angle Bash 02

Culmination of the master plan

 

2) Big Poppa Popick vs. Tony the Body from AnglePalooza 03

Team OaOasT

 

3) Big Poppa Popick vs. Angle-Plex from Doomsday

The turning Point

 

4) Big Poppa Popick vs. BigMcLargeHuge

Debut Match

 

5) The Trinity

Omen of what to come

The real question is, who would buy it?

Do you just have to keep feuding with me over little stuff?

Actually quite serious a question BPP. It's kinda smaller of a DVD than the rest. IF that was all there was on a wrestling DVD, I'd buy another one.

 

No offense, just pointing out that yours is small in comparesson.

 

Then again, you wouldn't want a DVD of the best of Slacker. Cause frankly, it'd be more disturbing and horrifying than anything.

 

Why?

 

Cause he actually puts on a frantastic match. That's what's so horrid.