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Guest SweetNSexyDiva
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Breast Massage

 

 

 

Police in India have arrested a swami who claimed massaging the breasts of childless women would help them get pregnant.

 

The Deccan Chronicle says Kuchamardhana Swamy, alias Gottimukkala Babu Rao, was arrested at the Sri Rajarajeswari temple at Parkal in Andhra Pradesh after a complaint was lodged by a social worker

 

Hundreds of women had been visiting him on Mondays and Saturdays to have their breasts massaged, because they believed it would result in motherhood.

 

Rao claimed he had the blessings of Hindu god Lord Shiva to 'treat' the women.

 

The former teacher turned into a swami when his wife left him because the couple could not have children.

 

The officer sent to arrest Rao encountered protests from female devotees who argued the police were interfering with their treatment, and denying them the swami's blessings.

 

The swami has been charged under laws dealing with cheating and outraging the modesty of women.

 

Wow, what some guys will do to cop a feel... :P

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

::takes notes::

 

Note to self: become a swami

Guest godthedog
Posted
Hundreds of women had been visiting him on Mondays and Saturdays to have their breasts massaged, because they believed it would result in motherhood.

 

The former teacher turned into a swami when his wife left him because the couple could not have children.

that is hilarious.

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

Ah man, and I would have gotten away with it too

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

If it wasn't for you meddling kids?

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

If it wasn't for you meddling cow-lovers!

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted
Wow, what some guys will do to cop a feel... 

 

Not to go off topic here, but are you really a girl?

Guest ShooterJay
Posted

I was actually thinking the same thing pinnacle. After seeing all the topics in the LSD folder, I'm thinking she HAS to be some other poster's alterego.

 

Maybe Buffy is SWERVING~! us!

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted

It was actually the sucky name that was casting doubts.

Guest RevEvil
Posted

Actually it's my alterego. It's not a sucky name. My grandma gave it to me, right before her death. :( You guys are assholes.

Guest SweetNSexyDiva
Posted
Wow, what some guys will do to cop a feel... 

 

Not to go off topic here, but are you really a girl?

100% Dahling

Guest Kinetic
Posted

This guy gives sex grifters a bad name. I went to the trouble of fabricating a 48 page study on the epidermal benefits of frequent semen consumption and distributing it at every high school in the area and this guy goes and jeopardizes the whole racket.

Guest MrRant
Posted

Your plan is in jeopardy because you need to go to the poor section of town. Where even you would look like a good catch.

Guest Kinetic
Posted

I'm a catch in any part of town, from sea to shining sea. Your catty little comments only lend creedence to my theory on the disturbing homosexual undercurrent prevalent on this board, most of it directed towards me. Which is cool, you know, but rather than being coy about it, I wish everyone would just send me little e-kisses and erotic fan fiction whenever they find their sexual attraction towards me overwhelming. I shan't protest.

Guest geniusMoment
Posted

I think we need evidence. Take a picture of yourself, nude of course, with a sign that says "SweetNSexyDiva" and post it. You have 2 days or you are in big trouble.

Guest SweetNSexyDiva
Posted
I think we need evidence. Take a picture of yourself, nude of course, with a sign that says "SweetNSexyDiva" and post it. You have 2 days or you are in big trouble.

You wish!

Guest Kinetic
Posted
I think we need evidence. Take a picture of yourself, nude of course, with a sign that says "SweetNSexyDiva" and post it. You have 2 days or you are in big trouble.

Remember when I made that exact joke--phrased better, obviously--w/r/t RugbyDiva? Good times.

Guest JHawk
Posted

I'm still trying to figure out where the "Are you really a girl" thing came from. Still, I can't say I blame you for trying, geniusMoment

Guest SweetNSexyDiva
Posted

Why did you ask if I was really a girl?

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted

Well, it was a combination of the name and your avatar. I don't think the picture in your avatar is really you, and I don't think a girl would call herself a sweet and sexy diva, then put a picture of another girl's rack in her avatar. Would it have been better if I asked you if you were fat and ugly?

 

No offense meant of course.

Guest SweetNSexyDiva
Posted

First, no one has every told me I am fat and ugly, usually it is the contrary. The "rack" is mine. And if you believe it isn't, well, that doesn't really matter to me. You can believe whatever you want. I picked the name because I am a girl and I like girly things... I thought it was cute. I am not taking offense, merely explaining where I am coming from. Maybe it was bad judgement on my part to use that particular picture as my avatar, but I thought it would be fun! Never knew it would lead to discussions like this. If everyone would rather, I can remove it, but I like my avatar.

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