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Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

With the addition of Liz, the Summerslam 1988 death toll now has Davey Boy Smith, JYD, Rude, Dino Bravo, Frankie, Andre, and Liz.

 

And to those who are the walking dead:

Bret Hart - the stroke

Jake Roberts - He's Jake Roberts.

Warlord - Can barely walk now

Dynamite Kid - near cripple.

 

Who will be next?

 

Note: This isn't meant as disrespect, I just find it kind of weird that most of the guys from 80's WWE that are now dead competed on this card, minus the '89 Summerslam PPV debut of Hennig.

Guest Memphis
Posted

I honestly couldn't take it if the Hitman died. He's been my hero since i was seven years old, it'd just be too much.

 

However, he's doing okay now and I hardly consider him 'walking dead'. A stroke won't keep him down.

 

M

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Oops. I meant Warlord. Incase you don't know this, Warlord got nailed by a Pizza Hut delivery car in '94 or so and is either in a wheelchair or very injured because of it.

 

The scary part? Warlord actually trains wrestlers. Seriously. Warlord. Yes, Warlord. Dale Torborg was one of his students. Case-in-point.

 

I'll go edit that now.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Yikes. Who else was on the card?

 

Couldn't we say this about ALOT of Late 80's Cards?

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

You probably could, but this was just something that came to my mind again since Liz died. I remember having SS 88 as a kid on video (like 5, 6 years ago), and always found it odd how so many of the guys were dead.

 

The British Bulldogs vs. Jacques & Raymond Rougeau

Bad News Brown vs. Ken Patera

Rick Rude vs. Junkyard Dog

The Powers of Pain vs. Nikolia Volkoff & Boris Zuhkov

"Brother Love Show" with Jim Duggan

Ultimate Warrior vs. Honkytonk Man (Warrior wins WWF I-C Title)

Dino Bravo vs. Don Muraco

Demolition Axe & Smash vs. The Hart Foundation

Big Bossman vs. Koko B. Ware

Jake Roberts vs. Hercules

Hulk Hogan & Randy Savage vs. Andre the Giant & Ted DiBiase (special referee Jesse Ventura)

 

If God takes the Bossman, who wants to hijack his casket for giggles?

Guest Choken One
Posted

From That Card...

 

KoKo

Duggan

and

Axe

 

are my picks for the next dead...

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Survivor Series 88 - Bulldog, Owen Hart (Blazer), (next four all on one team) Andre, Rude, Bravo, and Frankie.

 

- Well, we've got a tie, though Liz was probably involved on this card in some form so Survivor Series 88 seems to be the winner. Harley Race is apparently next, as he was the final partner of the aforementioned four.

 

Survivor Series 89 - Andre, Rude, Perfect

 

Survivor Series 90 - Perfect, Kerry Von Erich, and Frankie.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

I picked Koko in the other thread. *sigh*

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

And incase you're all wondering, yes, Frankie the fucking bird counts as a WWF Superstar.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
From That Card...

 

KoKo

Duggan

and

Axe

 

are my picks for the next dead...

That's kind of morbid.

Guest Dmann2000
Posted

Then you need to add Damien to the list

 

Damn Earthquake squashed him to hell

Guest Anglesault
Posted
I still think Anvil's next.

Anvil can't go until Taker ME's another PPV, most likely a May one.

 

That, my friends, is the Hart Foundation Curse.

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

:lol:

 

Now that we're counting pets, Matilda too.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Yep...That IS another aspect of the Curse...

 

Actully...It was OVER THE EDGE....not Judgement Day for Owen...

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

Thankfully, Taker isn't main eventing and likely won't be until the FBI program is over.

 

Although I have had this horrible realization that Brock/Taker III is inevitable ever since the Rumble.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Yep...Vengence is primed for that Event...So

 

Jim Anvil Neidhart

B. Who Knows...

D. July 27th 2003.

Guest JMFabiano524
Posted
And incase you're all wondering, yes, Frankie the fucking bird counts as a WWF Superstar.

Actually weren't there a couple of Frankies? (I remember in particular how he'd go from a blue and gold macaw to a scarlet one, especially between televised shows and house shows) And aren't those kind of birds supposed to have the lifespan of some humans?

Guest Choken One
Posted

I just thought of something...

 

It's gone in a Pattern...By Age...

 

Brian was 1st-He was the youngest

Owen was 2nd- He was 34 when he died.

Bulldog was 3rd- He was older then Owen.

 

That means...if that pattern is the way it goes...BRET not Neidhart is next...

Guest Choken One
Posted

Anvil HAS to be older then Bret...HAS to be...I pray I am wrong though...

Guest ViciousFish
Posted

If it changes anything Anvil seems alot more likely to do drugs than Bret.

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