Book the worst possible ppv!

[Guest RepoMan]

Worst King of the Ring ever

Billy Gun v. King Mable

 

Occupational Battle Royal

Repo Man v. TL Hooper V. The Patriots(Fire Fighter Mike and Officer Steve? I can't remember) v. Sgt. Slaughter v. the Goon v. Duke the Dumpster v. Doink v. Dr. Issic Yankem DDS v

 

Clash of the Religions

The Sultan (Islam) v. Tiger Ali Sighn (Hiduism) v. Ministry era Mideon (Satanism) v. someone from the Christan Wrestling Federation

 

Fake Undertaker v. Fake Diesel v. Fake Razor Ramon

 

Worst Stable ever

The Oddities v. RTC

 

First Person to Sell Losses

Undertaker v. Hogan

 

Tag Team Turmoil!!!!!!!

Kronic v. The Godwins v. Men on a Mission v. The Smoking Gunns

 

24 Pack on a Pole match

Scot Hall v. Jake the Snake

 

Worst World Champion of All Time

Sid v. Amed Johnson v. Big Show v. Lex Luger v. Vince McMahon v. David Arquett

[Guest]

HULK HOGAN VS. MIKE SHARPE

 

BARRY HORROWITZ VS. JOHNNY RODZ

 

REPO MAN VS. KNUCKLE BALL SCHWARTZ

 

BRIAN LEE VS. DAN SPIVVEY

 

DUKE DROESE VS. ULTIMATE WARRIOR

 

SAVIO VEGA VS. GOLGA

 

OUTBACK JACK VS. JIMMY JACK FUNK

 

MR T VS. LAWRENCE TAYLOR

 

ISSAC YANKEM VS. GIANT SILVA

 

THE BODYDONNAS VS. THE KILLER BEES

 

BILLY GUNN & THE RENEGADE VS. BIG DICK DUDLEY & XANTA CLAUS

 

BEAT THAT!

[Guest Sykotic2002]

Six Pack Challenge for WWF Championship

Big Show© v. Undertaker v. Kane v. Kevin Nash v. Sid v. Ultimate Warrior

 

Intercontinental Championship:

Billy Gunn© v. Shawn Stasiak

 

Elimination Match:

DOA v. Los Boriquas

 

Tag Team Tourmoil:

Natural Disaters v. Men on a Mission v. Andre/Haku v. Bull/Goodfather v. Bossman/Akeem.

 

God that is a brutal show.  I can't go on and keep booking this.  It's just to painful to think of.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i'd book the worst PPV but it's too hard to top Russo's work in wcw

[Guest the_Staunton]

Let's see what we can come up with

 

Battle Kat v The Dog

The Godwins v Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Nikolai Volkoff

Sable v Mae Young

Loch Ness v King Mabel

Kronik v Rick Steiner and Judy Bagwell

Mideon v David Flair

Kama v Billy Gunn

The Sultan and Brother Love v Well Dunn

Jake The Snake Roberts and King Kong Bundy v Jim Neidhart and Yokozuna

 

Actually, the worst PPV of all time has happened...it was called Heroes of Wrestling wasn't it?

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

The Patriots(Fire Fighter Mike and Officer Steve? I can't remember)

 

I think who you were thinking of is Todd Champion and Firebreaker Chip.  They were WCW US Tag Team Champions in 1991.

[Guest redbaron51]

Hmmmm

 

In no order

 

Kane vs Undertaker

Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior

Kevin Nash vs Sid Vicious

Earthquake vs Tugboat

 

and the rest...well not sure

[Guest RepoMan]

I think who you were thinking of is Todd Champion and Firebreaker Chip.  They were WCW US Tag Team Champions in 1991.

Your right, thanks.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

David Arquette vs Stephanie McMahon

[Guest]

Wouldn't the most horrible PPV feature your favorites becoming victims of stupid booking.

 

For example:

 

* Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels return for a final match but Vince dons the referee shirt and screws them both in 30 seconds.

 

* your two favorite wrestlers against each other but before the match a stipulation is added and now it's a scaffold match.

 

* Matches start out hot but are interrupted within minutes by run-ins.

 

* The annonouncers have reported that someone is returning for the PPV. He used to be a prominent fotball player, he's a former WCW world champion and he's going to show Brock Lesnar who's for real. And once Brock is in the ring and everybody is waiting for Goldberg out comes Ron Simmons who rolls out of the ring for a count out loss when being set up for a shootingh star press.

 

That would prove to be the last PPV anyone ever ordered.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Or Benoit *jobbing clean* to Steph. That would be my worst nightmare.

[Guest muzanisa]

Evad Sullivan V Brutus Beefcake for the right to carry Hulks bags

Rhythm & blues vs JJ and Roadie

Billy Gunn vs Haku

Black Scorpion vs Shockmaster

Arachnaman vs Max Moon

Mideon vs Crush

Warrior vs Sid

 

Some of these have happened I'm sure

[Guest MARTYEWR]

Okay, here goes...

 

- Main event, 2-hour Iron Man match: Hulk Hogan v. Kevin Nash

- Bra-and-panties match: Fabulous Moolah v. Mae Young

- First-guy-to-fall-anyway-possible-loses match: Rey Mysterio Jr v. Psychosis

- Bodyslam challenge: Big Show v. X-Pac

- Tag titles, 6-Pack Challenge: Natural Disasters v. Men On A Mission v. Nasty Boys v. Public Enemy v. Godwinns v. LOD

- Women's title: Stephanie McMahon v. Linda McMahon

- Special 30-second Iron Man match: Chris Benoit v. Eddie Guerrero

 

Good God, I can't book this anymore...

[Guest dreamer420]

Pick any XPW show.

[Guest]

Of matches that actually happened...

 

WWF Title

Big Show vs. Bossman

 

Hell in a Cell

Undertaker vs. Bossman

 

Intercontinental Title

Jeff Jarrett vs. Chyna

 

Hardcore Title

Geraldine Brisco vs. Patricia Patterson

 

WCW Title - SF Goldrush match

Booker vs. Jarrett

[Guest]

Hell in a cell.

Big Bossman vs. Sid

 

bra and panties match.

Pat Patterson vs. Mae Young

[Guest thebear]

It seems to me that a good pay-per-view with bad booking is worse than a bad wrestling ppv... with that in mind...

 

Main Event

Undisputed Title Match

Hulk Hogan VS Chris Benoit - Match is actually pretty good, going back and forth... until hogan gets the boot and legdrop... ref counts 3, but benoits foot's on the rope... ref reviews tape, and restarts match... keep wrestling... hogan hits another boot and legdrop... ref counts 3, but benoit's again on the ropes...

 

hogan then hits another legdrop and gets a clean pin, thus burying benoit forever...

 

oh, and a Undertaker/Kane/Big Show/Nash/Kurrgan/Sid Round robin

[Guest The Man They Call Texas Blu]

Giant Gonzales vs. Giant Silva, Scaffold Match

Ultimate Warrior vs. Gilberg, Last Man Standing

Mabel vs. Earthquake, 60 min. Iron Man Match

Billy and Chuck vs. The Godwins, Pig Pen Match

Ahmed Johnson vs. Mongo McMichael

King Kong Bundy vs.The Bushwackers, Bra and Panties Match

Hillbilly Jim vs. The Shockmaster

The Yeti vs. Doink the Clown, Cage Match

Brutus Beefcake, Zodiac, and The Butcher vs. The Clipmaster, The Bootyman, and The Disciple

[Guest Coolclint]

Main Event

-King Kong Bundy vs. A Drunk Jake Roberts

(A rematch from Legends of Wrestling; just what we all needed )

 

For the Tag Team Champions of SUCK

-The Mulkey Brothers vs. The Big Show & Kane

(Jobbers go over here, as Kane tries to salvage, being the best worker in the match)

 

For the Light Heavyweight Championship of SUCK

-Eric Bischoff(90 lbs. soaking wet) vs. Octagoncito(MIDGET~!)

 

Speaking of Midgets...For the Midget Championship of SUCK

-Tiger Jackson vs. Little Louie

(Not just the midgets...but the WWF Midgets!

 

The Wrestling Showcase Match

-Ed Leslie vs. John Tenta

(The rules: Each wrestler can fluctuate through their gimmicks during the match, minimum of three)

 

-The Red Rooster vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan

 

-Kevin Nash vs. SAVIOVEGA!

 

Memphis Showcase Match

-The Moondogs vs. Jerry Lawler/Jackie Fargo(present-day, both are 50+)

 

Battle of Inanimate Objects

-Mr. Socko vs. Vanilla Ice

 

For the Women's Title of SUCK

-Stephanie McMahon vs. Perry Saturn in a Dress

 

There you go. The 10 Worst Matches EVER.

[Guest]

And don't forget the Unified Championship McMahon Invitaional:

HHH v. Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley v. Vince McMahon v. Shane McMahon...Guest Announcer Linda McMahon

[Guest]

Or a Respect On A 6'10" Pole Match...

Chris Benoit v. Tajiri v. Dean Malendo v. Eddie Guerrero....v. Kevin Nash.  Winner gets a title push.

[Guest]

The Ed Leslie battle Royale, with Ed Leslie refs, and Ed Leslie commentators.

[Guest The Voices In Your Head]

I'll try it:[i'm creating a few titles just for this show]

 

             -WrestleCrap World title-

            Gillberg vs. The Booty Man

 

  -TLC match for the WrestleCrap Tag Team titles-

Men on A Mission vs. Big Show & Kane vs. Public Enemy

 

              -Carribean Strap Match-

          Savio Vega vs. "The One" Billy Gunn

 

           -Plunger on a Pole match-

           T.L. Hopper vs. Earthquake

 

            -WrestleCrap TV title-

Steve "Mongo" McMichael vs. The Shockmaster

 

              -Mid Card Squash-

  The Mulkeys vs. Rick Steiner & Alex "The Pug" Porteau

 

    -"Legends" Match/Loser Gets His Head Shaved-

         Jimmy Valiant vs. "Wildman" Sal Bellomo  

 

             -Tag Team Match-

Giant Gonzalez & Giant Silva vs. The Bushwhackers

 

      -WrestleCrap Hardcore title-

        Axl Rotten vs. Stevie Ray

 

          -3 Stages of Hell match-

  1st Fall:Hog Pen match

 2nd Fall:Penalty Box Match

  3rd Fall:Scaffold Match

    The Goon & Who??? vs. The Godwinns

 

Announcers:Jay Sulli[ECW,1993]& David Crockett[NWA, 1986]

[Guest JerryDrake]

No one can top this.

 

Ironman Match:

Giant Gonzolas Vs. Kamala

 

Men On Mission Vs. Yokozuna & Sid, Tag Team Bra and Panties.

 

Kevin Nash Vs. Chris Benoit(15 Second Squash for Nash)

 

The Big Show Vs. William Regal, at Pizza Hut

 

The Berezerker Vs. Horce Hogan, in a Fish on a Pole Match.

 

Eric Watts Vs. David Flair

 

The Nasty Boys Vs. The Natural Disaters, in a Bikini Match.

[Guest]

No one can top this.

 

Men On Mission Vs. Yokozuna & Sid, Tag Team Bra and Panties.

 

The Nasty Boys Vs. The Natural Disaters, in a Bikini Match.

That is just nasty.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

they did this already it was called Heroes of Wrestling

the first ever

-***** main event

[Guest]

Yokozuna vs. Loch Ness

Last Man Standing/ Iron man match.

 

Shockmaster vs. The Shark

 

The Yeti vs. Goldust

 

Another Ed Leslie Battle royale

 

Bastion Booger vs. Dusty Rhodes

Bra & Panties Match

 

Trish vs. Stacy

Keep your clothes on match

 

Brother Love show

 

Main Event:

Hulk Hogan vs. All of his opponents at once.

Somehow Hogan Hulks up and beats them all.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Ican only think of 1 match that would make me want to die.

 

WORLD TITLE MATCH:

LOCH NESS VS. EL GIGANTE!!!!

 

smell the ratings, or the brief of snoring people!

[Guest]

Well, I think WWF topped us all with WM9 as did Vince Russo simply by living. Anywho, here's mine....

 

Five Hour Iron Man Match (Everyone watching is strapped into their seat tightly so they cannot move anywhere for the entire match)

Big Show vs. Kevin Nash

 

Test challenges anyone in the back to come out and get less heat than he does.

 

Chicken On a Pole Match

Bastion Booger vs. Typhoon

 

Literal Death Match

New Jack vs. Lita and her top rope hurricanrana

 

Banzai Drop Challenge

Yokozuna vs. Rikishi

 

Tough Man Match

Jazz vs. Nicole Bass

 

Shortest Run Title

The Goon vs. Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz

 

Hyped For No Reason Match with Dumb Promo Stipulation

Repo Man vs. Isaac Yankem vs. Skinner vs. the Stalker

 

Sumo Rematch

Earthquake vs. Yokozuna(in his second appearence of the night)

 

Free-For-All

X-Pac squashes Tajiri, Kidman, Hurricane, Taka Michinoku, and about 15 other cruiserweights in a handicapped match and gets a title shot the next night against whomever the champion may be

[Guest]

Wait, we can't forget

 

Four Corner Match of Doom

Goldberg vs. Mongo vs. Lawrence Taylor vs. the Fridge