STAR POWER

May 3, 2003

*STAR POWER*

The greatest moments from The Superstar

The Superstar vs. Anglesault

We come back to see Anglesault already in the ring with a mic.

"I didn't have a match tonite, but right now, I'm here to teach a little snot-nosed punk a lesson in paying dues!

Saliva's Superstar plays, out comes THE SUPERSTAR!

Tieup, AS pushes Supa into the turnbuckle...ref attempts a breakup, but CT eyepokes Supa and starts chopping like a lumberjack, whip into the far corner with a clothesline, another whip, but Supa holds on and reverses into a sleeper drop! Both men up...AS with a discus clothesline to put Supa down for a 1...2.. no!

TC picks up Supa for the brainbuster! Out of nowhere comes TSS and TrebleCharged and a steel chair!. and hits AS's stomach square while while the ref is tied up with TSS!

Supa flips down and picks up AS...it could be...setup into a tombstone position..StarPower Driver...

TC and TSS bail as the ref sees Supa climb the turnbuckle and hit the 450 SupaSuplash!

1...2...3! Supa wins and is given a OAOAST contract! He grabs a mic...

"Anyone back there man enough to challenge me at AngleSlam! Huh? I'll be at HeldDown, and I expect an answer! Who dares compete with my Greatness!"

Your winner by pinfall, The SuperStar

May 3, 2003

Taipei Deathmatch: Sandman9000 vs. The Superstar Special Ref Anglesault!

Superstar By Saliva hits (crowd boo’s) and here comes the Superstar! BOOM by P.O.D. hits and Sandman comes down to the ring. Da Right Angle plays and Anglesault comes out.

As the match is about to start EvenflowDDT wanders out and sits down at ringside. In this match glass shards are taped to the wrestlers fists.

Superstar hits a quick dropkick to start and follows up with a eye rake.. Superstar drags the Glass over Sandman’s forehead, cutting him open. But Sandman Just Smiles, Sandman stands up and licks the blood off his face. Superstar backs away but he was just sucking Sandman in for a WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS. 1..2..NO! Sandman kicks out. Superstar drops the leg and hits a fist drop on Sandman, before going up top.Sandman signals for the SUPERSPLASH but He takes to long and Sandman struggles to his feet and nails him in the stomach. Sandman scales the ropes and they punch each other in the face repeatedly, Sandman gets the upperhand though and pushes Superstar off the ropes and than delivers the Phantismo Destructo! 1..2.. but Evenflow pulls Sandman out of the ring. He goes to punch Sandman but Sandman blocks and hits Evenflow in the eye lodging glass in Evenflow’s eyes. Sandman goes back into the ring but superstar has taken the time to recover and hits the THROAT CANCER! Superstar follows up with a Wedgie Driver and goes for the pin but Sandman kicks out at 2. Superstar picks Sandman up for the STARPOWER, but Sandman blocks and hits athe EDGE CRUSHER. 1..2.. but Evenflow breaks up the pin.and hits Anglesault with a Chair. Superstar holds Up Sandman and Evenflow grabs a Lightbulb and goes to Smash it over Sandman’s head but Sandman moves out of the way and the Evenflow breaks the lightbulb over Superstar’s head! Anglesault gives Evenflow the SODIUM DRIVER sending Evenflow tumbling out of the ring. Sandman scales the ropes with chair in hand and waits for Superstar to stumble to his feet. Superstar is a bloody mess and his condition isn’t helped any when Sandman hits the 666 Diving Chair Shot! 1..2…3

Winner: SANDMAN9000

May 3, 2003

Superstar & Bif Everchad vs. The In Crowd

Saliva "Superstar" hits and THE SUPERSTAR and a hobbling Bif Everchad come down to the ring. Bif tells Superstar to let him start, and so SuperStar waits in his corner.

Nada Surf, "Popular" plays and the In-Crowd come out to massive boo's. Zack and Evenflow smirk at the crowd. Zack takes into the ring as Evenflow takes the corner.

Evenflow and Bif lockup, Evenflow with a headlock into a push into the ropes and a shoulderblock. Bif back up, but struck down by Evenflow. Quick tag to Zack, who chops Bif back to the rope. Zack with a whip and a D-Von Elbow Strike. Zack tries to cover, but Bif kicks out at 1.

Zack picks up Bif by the hair, but Bif hits a low blow!… Zack falls and tags in his partner, who prevents Big from making the tag!

Evenflow picks Bif up, and brings him down with a DDT. Still, Bif staggers up and shadow boxes…Evenflow pushes Zack into a corner…whip but that whip is reversed and Bif with an old-school rollup for a quick 2 count! Evenflow madly punches Bif…and tries to suplex him.

Bif floats out of the suplex, and hits a neckbreaker! Bif up but evenflow pushes Bif back into Zack's corner.

Zack and Evenflow double-team Bif as the crowd gets behind the Superstar. Zack flips off the crowd…and hair drabs Bif into the center of the ring. Zack brings Bif up, but Bif hits a jaw breaker! Bif runs to the ropes, rebounds and tries to hit a big belly to belly.. but Zack sidesteps and hits THE TRENDSETTER! Cover, 1…2….no! Bif kicked out!

Zack tags in Evenflow, who picks up and scoop slams Bif. Evenflow leg drops Bif and picks him up to set up the Suburban Angst…but Bif counters by floating over and hits his own.

Both man into their corners…Bif with the Hot Tag to the Superstar, who floats over the rope and meets Zack halfway. The two stop…

And turn around and hit Bif. Double Suplex…and Superstar tags Bif…Zack with the cover…1…2…3!

WINNER, DQ, Moving on to GAB, The In-Crowd (Zack Malibu and Evenflow DDT)

Zack grabs a mike.

ZM: Ladies and gentleman, the newest member of the In-Crowd…THE SUPERSTAR!

May 3, 2003

Staple Gun Scramble Caribbean Death Match

The SuperStar vs. Sandman9000

Gary: This is the Staple Gun Scramble Caribbean Death Match. A staple gun is in the ring, for either competitor to use. Both men will start on the outside of the ring, as a ten count is administered. At the end of the ten count, both men are allowed to enter the ring. If either man breaks the ten count, he is disqualified and the match is awarded to his opponent. Also, two sides of the ropes have been wrapped in barbed wire, according to Caribbean death match rules.

Tony: This is going to be wild.

JR: Don't you have problems with Sandman?

Tony: No. He had a problem with Tony "The Body" the President of Talent Relations, not "The Body". Now his hate and everybody elses will go to Bill Watts.

Gary: Introducing first, a member of the In Crowd -- The Superstar! (Crowd pops)

"SuperStar" hits, as James Allen, a.k.a. The SuperStar, makes his way out to the ring. He is carrying a very large stack of In Crowd bumper stickers. He is incredibly pumped up for this matchup.

JR: The Superstar looks pumped.

Tony: Yeah, we'll see if he still is at the end of the match.

Gary: His opponent, the most deathkore wrestler in the OaOast -- Sandman9000! (Crowd boos)

"Five Minutes Alone" hits, as Sandman9000 makes his way down the aisle, spitting over the guardrail, into the water. He is carrying a large stack of lightbulbs, about 9 in total, taped together in a 3x3 formation.

JR: This match isn't for the weak of heart. You might want to keep your kids away from the set for this one.

Tony: What for? The kids today want blood and guts.

Both men are positioned on opposite side of the ring, the sides with no barbed wire. Both men place their hands on the apron, and look directly across the ring at each other.

JR: Gary is about to start the countdown.

Gary & crowd: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...the match begins!

* DING *

Tony: Here we go.

The ring bell sounds as both men slide into the ring. SS is quicker as he is able to grab the staple gun first. Sandman, who got caught up in the ring ropes, elects to slide back out of the ring, as the crowd boos.

JR: After Superstar got the staple gun, Sandman got second thoughts.

Tony: I would to.

Sandman walks outside of the ring, as SS dares him to enter the ring. Sandman tells SS to put the staple gun down, and he will enter. SS agrees, as Sandman climbs onto the apron. However, Sandman climbs down, walks over to the timekeepers' table, and throws in a chair.

JR: C'mon! Be a tough guy.

Sandman finally climbs into the ring, as the two men square off, from opposite sides of the ring. Sandman decides to exit the ring, but as he is stepping through the ropes, SS runs over and hits a dropkick, knocking Sandman to the outside!

As Sandman stands up, SS hits a baseball slide, sending Sandman crashing into the guardrail. SS picks up Sandman and tries to drop him over the guardrail, into the pool, but Sandman blocks with a thumb to the eye. Sandman bashes SS into the guardrail as well.

Tony: Superstar's head went straight into the railing. If he isn't bleeding... no doubt his forehead has become tender.

Sandman grabs SS by the head and brings him over to the entrance ramp, where a suplex is blocked. SS whips Sandman into the ring, then hits a big clothesline. SS grabs a trash can out from under the ring, and clobbers Sandman in the head with it. SS tosses both Sandman and the trash can into the ring.

SS climbs into the ring, and hits Sandman with rights and lefts. A SS dropkick sends Sandman into the barbed wire ropes. SS pulls the barbed wire so it traps Sandman's arm in the wire. While Sandman tries to free himself, SS grabs the staple gun. But, before he can use is, Sandman frees himself and dives out of the way. SS comes near him with the staple gun again, but Sandman flees to the outside.

JR: Again Sandman goes outside.

Tony: I wouldn't blame him.

A pissed off SS puts the staple gun down, opens up the chair, and sits down in the middle of the ring. Sandman throws in a table, before climbing back in.

The two engage in a collar and elbow tie up. SS backs Sandman into the corner, before unleashing a vicious chop. He goes for a second, but Sandman ducks out of the way. Sandman hits repeated palm strikes to the chest of SS, before taking him over with a hip toss and a dropkick to the head.

JR: Superstar's head, no doubt is hurt after that whiplash effect from the dropkick.

Sandman grabs the staple gun, and starts to stomp on SS. Sandman places SS in a chin lock, and shoots him in the forehead with the staple gun! SS holds his head and squirms on the mat, before Sandman again grabs him in a chin lock and shoots him again!

With SS hurt, Sandman brings him over to the barbed wire ropes, before rubbing his face into the barbed wire. SS is down on the mat, bleeding from the forehead. Sandman is in complete control of this match, as he grabs an In Crowd bumper sticker and staples it to the back of SS's head!

Tony: [laughing]

JR: My God! A In Crowd sticker has been stapled to Superstar's head.

Tony: That's great. Now Superstar can go to place where everybody knows his name.

SS pulls the bumper sticker out of his skull, as Sandman sets the table up. Sandman comes back over to SS, but SS hits several punches to the stomach of Sandman. Sandman drops the staple gun, which allows SS to grab it, and while SS is still on his knees, staple Sandman in the stomach. Sandman grabs his stomach in pain, while SS stands and staples Sandman in the back of his head!

JR: Sandman has been stapled in the stomach!

Tony: He didn't know he was having surgery.

SS pulls off some of the barbed wire from the ropes, and wraps it around his fist. He punches Sandman in the face, before raking his fist along Sandman's back, cutting his DA shirt to shreds. SS rakes his barbed wire fist along Sandman's bare back, cutting the already tender flesh. SS grabs an IC bumper sticker and staples it to Sandman's back!

JR: Now Superstar has branded the In Crowd sticker to Sandman's back.

SS grabs the chair, and nails Sandman in the back, which is starting to turn red. Sandman struggles to his feet, only for SS to blast him in the head with the chair, which is dented over Sandman's skull. Sandman falls down and rolls to the outside.

SS follows with the staple gun, and staples Sandman's back two more times. Sandman's back is almost completely red. SS grabs the massive stack of lightbulbs, and as Sandman is on all fours, smashes all nine lightbulbs over Sandman's back! As the massive cloud of dust disintegrates, Sandman rolls around on the outside, screaming in pain, leaving pools of blood on the mats outside.

Tony: This is brutal, Ross... and the fans are loving this.

SS grabs the bloody Sandman and drags him up the aisle, to the set. Once at the entrance, SS whips Sandman into a palm tree, knocking it over. While Sandman struggles to his feet, SS shoots a beach ball, popping it. SS then staples the deflated beach ball to the arm of Sandman!

JR: Now Sandman can use both of his hands to play with both of his balls.

Tony: What a bad joke, Ross.

As Sandman struggles to his feet SS quickly grabs him and delivers a Star Power II into the piles of sand that makes up the entrance way! Sandman squirms and rolls around in pain, as the sand gets into the cuts in his back! SS picks up the knocked over palm tree and drops it onto Sandman, before DRAGGING Sandman across the sand and into the aisle, leaving streaks of blood everywhere!

Tony: The ring crew is going to love this clean up.

SS picks Sandman up over his shoulder, before sprinting and hitting the British Bulldog halfway down the aisle. SS leans over the guardrail and splash some water onto his face, before splashing some onto the body of Sandman. SS picks Sandman back up by the hair, leaving a massive blood spot in the entranceway, and drags him back towards the ring.

SS tosses Sandman into the ring, and pulls a kendo stick out from under the ring and tosses it in. SS climbs in and prepares to cane Sandman, but Sandman hits a desperation low blow. While SS is down, Sandman grabs the official's wallet and dumps it onto the mat. Sandman grabs a dollar bill and the staple gun, and proceeds to staple the dollar bill to the cheek of SS! While SS rolls around in pain, Sandman grabs another dollar bill and staples it to SS's forehead!

Tony: He's wasting good money.

While SS is trying to pull the money off of his head, Sandman begins pulling some of the barbed wire off of the ropes. As SS is standing up, Sandman begins to pistol-whip him with the staple gun. As Sandman reaches back, SS takes him over with a judo arm throw, then takes the staple gun away. After pistol-whipping Sandman, SS puts the staple gun against Sandman's nose, then pulls the trigger, stapling Sandman's nostril to the cartilage! SS does the same on the other side, so that both sides of Sandman's nose are stapled together!

JR: This is sick! Sandman's nose has been stapled together!

SS picks Sandman up and goes for the Upper Class, but Sandman counters by pushing off, shoving SS into the barbed wire ropes.

Sandman grabs a strand of the barbed wire, then staples it to SS's arm! While SS tries to free himself from the wire, Sandman places the staple gun against SS's lips and shoots, effectively stapling SS's mouth shut! Sandman does it twice more, so that SS has three staples closing his mouth!

JR: I don't know how much these guys can take. I don't know how much more I can take.

Tony: Don't throw up on me, Ross!

SS is finally able to pull the staple out of his arm and free himself from the barbed wire. While Sandman moves slowly, due to the massive blood loss from his back, SS grabs the garbage can and throws it, nailing Sandman in the back of the head! As Sandman rebounds, SS catches him and delivers the Upper Class! SS covers, 1….2…Sandman kicks out.

JR: My God! That may have been the first try at a pin.

A frustrated SS tries to pull the staples out of his mouth, but gives up. Instead, he chokes Sandman until Sandman opens his mouth. SS grabs Sandman's tongue, and staples it! Sandman is thrashing around on the mat, trying to pull the staple out of his tongue!

JR: My gosh! Somebody stop the damn match. This is going too far!

Tony: Ross, listen to the fans. They're loving this.

Look at the bright side, Ross. These guys were already ugly, so they aren't going to get an uglier.

SS is grinning as best as he can when he places the staple gun against Sandman's EYE, and pulls the trigger. However, Sandman doesn't flinch, or move. SS starts firing the gun, only to see no staples come out! A pissed off SS tosses the staple gun down and grabs Sandman, pulling Sandman up to his feet.

Tony: It looks like the gun ran out of staples.

JR: Thank God!

SS capitalizes by hitting giving Sandman a DDT on the chair. SS then rolls Sandman onto the table. A couple of forearm shots, and SS heads up to the top. SS stands on the top rope, signals for the SuperSplash, which gets the crowd to pop, and leaps off. However, Sandman moves and SS crashes through the table.

JR: Through the table he goes!

Sandman is able to stand, and drags SS to his feet. Sandman places some of the barbed wire on the ground, lifts SS onto his shoulders in a torture rack position, and drops him head first on the barbed wire with the PSYCHO DRIVAH~! Sandman rolls onto SS with the cover. 1….2…..3! (Crowd boos)

JR: Finally it's all over.

* DING * DING * DING * DING *

Gary: The winner of the match in 14 minutes 49 seconds...Sandman9000! (Crowd boos)

May 3, 2003

Four-Way Elimination X-Title Championship Match: No Disqualification, No Count-Outs

Reject vs. ThunderKid vs. NazMistry vs. The SuperStar

Gary: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is to decided the first ever X-Title championship! (Crowd cheers)

The match is under elminination rules.

"The Way I Am" hits as Reject makes his way down to the ring.

Gary: Making his way to the ring, represening the Deadly Alliance -- Reject!

JR: This is Reject's big moment. This is his chance to win a title. He knows that he has to go through three people to do it, but he is willing to go to the edge and back to win the X-Title.

"God of Thunder" hits as ThunderKid makes his way out to the ring.

Gary: Representing the Deadly Alliance -- Thunderkid!

JR: TK is a Deadly Alliance member along with Reject. However, both men know that friendships and alliances mean nothing in a match of this magnitude.

Tony: Either way, Ross -- the Deadly Alliance has a 50% chance of bringing the X-Title into their fold.

"Chop Suey" hits as NazMistry sprints down to the ring and slides into the ring.

Gary: Introducing...NazMistry!

JR: The luchador had a great match with TK a couple of weeks ago, and isn't happy by the fact that he now has to beat three people to win the X-Title.

Tony: Quit the bitching! Yeah, it isn't fun wrestling three guy's, but the prize is sweet at the end...Holding a championship belt.

"Just Got Wicked" hits as James Allen, The SuperStar, makes his way down to the ring.

Gary: And finally, The Superstar!

JR: Superstar left the In Crowd because he felt he wouldn't be taken seriously and would always be viewed as a lackey. Becoming the first-ever X-Title champion would do wonders in gaining credibility.

Tony: I didn't even know he left the In Crowd. I need to start paying attention.

JR: You're just like your friend -- Jesse "The Body" Ventura: you never prepare.

Tony: Do you job and call the damn match.

As all four men are in the ring, the official holds the X-Title over his head.

* DING *

The bell rings, as all four men stare at each other. Neither man wants to be the one to make the first mistake. Naz and TK approach each other, as Reject quickly dropkicks Naz. SS comes over and pounds on TK, as the brief stalemate is broken.

JR: This match is already starting to get wild and went aren't even 5 minutes in.

Reject kicks Naz in the stomach in the corner. Reject climbs onto the second rope, but Naz slips out of the corner. He hits Reject in the back, doubling Reject over. TK, who clotheslined SS down, comes over and interrupts Naz. Naz hits a leg sweep on TK, but eats a backward leaping sidekick from Reject. Reject covers, 1…2….Naz kicks out.

JR: Naz got lucky there. He was nearly gone.

SS picks Reject up, and shoots him into the ropes. SS ducks his head, and Reject leapfrogs over SS. Reject holds onto the ropes, as TK comes over and hits a DDT on SS. Naz sneaks up behind TK and hits a belly-to-back suplex. Reject comes sprinting over and throws a spinning heel kick, which Naz ducks, and as Reject stands, Naz hits a spinning heel kick of his own, knocking Reject out of the ring.

JR: What a spin kick! Reject goes outside.

Naz springboards up to the top rope, and hits a massive cross-body block to the outside, nailing Reject! Not to be outdone, TK climbs up to the top rope and dives onto Reject and Naz on the outside as well! SS sees that everyone is down on the outside, runs the ropes, and hits a somersault plancha to the outside, knocking over all three men!

JR: What a somersault plancha by Superstar.

Tony: Superstar iron the guy's out to the floor with that one.

On the outside, SS picks up Reject and throws him into the guardrail. Naz and TK stuggle to get to their feet. SS grabs a chair and swings at Reject, but misses and hits the guardrail instead. TK whips Naz into the guardrail, but Naz leaps onto the guardrail and moonsaults onto TK instead! Encouraged by what he just saw, Reject springboards onto the guardrail, but SS shoves him off, flipping Reject into the crowd!

JR: Those fans got more than their money's worth there. They're up close with Reject.

Tony: Yeah, and it isn't some crappy news show on ABC either.

Naz tosses TK into the ring, but is blindsided by SS and nailed with the chair. SS climbs onto the apron, but is dropkicked by TK. SS is able to hold onto the ropes, so TK brings SS onto his feet. TK hits a series of forearms to the chest of SS, but SS is able to strike back with forearms. SS sunset flips into the ring, 1…2…Naz throws the chair at SS, hitting SS in the back of the head and breaking the pin!

JR: Naz broke up the pin. I thought SS had the pin there.

Tony: I'm kinda suprise nobody has been pinned yet. At the pace these guy's are going...it's somewhat shocking.

Naz slides into the ring, grabs the chair, and hits TK in the back with the chair. Naz celebrates by holding the chair in the air, but fails to see Reject scaling the top rope. Reject leaps off, covering half the ring, and hits a Top-Rope Population Zero, driving the chair into the head of Naz! Reject covers, 1…2…SS breaks up the count.

SS grabs Reject and sets him up for a Death Valley Driver, but TK breaks it up by kicking SS in the stomach. TK goes for a second kick, but SS grabs his leg. TK throws an enzurgi, but SS ducks. TK lands stomach first on the mat, and SS transitions into an STF. While TK is vulnerable, Reject runs the ropes and dropkicks TK directly in the face!

JR: TK just ate a face full of boot. That could of broken his nose.

Reject plays to the crowd, but SS dumps Reject out of the ring. SS picks TK up and shoots him into the ropes, sets him up for the Star Power as TK rebounds, but Naz breaks it up by kicking SS in the leg. SS drops TK, and hits a back elbow on Naz. With Naz stunned, SS hooks him up for the Upper Class and drives Naz's face into the mat! SS covers, 1….2..Reject breaks it up with a legdrop from the top, to the back of SS' head!

TK shoves Reject from behind, and wants to know why Reject attacked him earlier. Reject shoves his shoulder and throws a right roundhouse kick, but TK ducks. As Reject spins around, TK kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the Thunderbolt DDT. However, Naz breaks the hold up and drops TK with an inverted DDT. Reject and Naz begin to scale opposite turnbuckles!

JR: Reject's going to the top. Maybe for a frog splash.

Reject comes off, and drills TK with the Five Star Frog Splash! From the opposite turnbuckle, Naz leaps off and nails TK with a 360 legdrop! During Naz's leap, SS climbed the turnbuckle that Reject jumped off of, and now jumps off and nails TK with the SuperSplash! SS covers, 1…2…..3!

* DING * DING * DING * DING

JR: Superstar pinned TK.

Gary: In 8:42 -- ThunderKid has been eliminated.

Reject, Naz, and SS stand and look at each other, as officials help TK out of the ring. Reject quickly slides out of the ring, and starts digging around under the ring. Naz and SS jump out of the ring as well. SS throws another chair in, as Reject pulls an eight-foot ladder out and throws it in. Naz pulls out a trash can, but walks around ringside and clobbers SS in the head with it!

Tony: Superstar is going to have some ringing in his ear after that shot.

Naz tosses the trash can into the ring, almost hitting Reject. Reject picks up the can and throws it back at Naz, catching Naz as he tried to climb back into the ring! Reject grabs the ladder, but is hit from behind by SS. SS kicks Reject in the stomach, hooks him up for a suplex, and drops Reject head-first on a chair with a brainbuster! SS covers, 1…2….Reject kicks out!

Naz grabs Reject, and pulls him out to the apron, where Naz has the ladder bridged across the ring apron and the guardrail. Naz places Reject on the ladder, then climbs to the top rope. Naz plays to the crowd for a second, then jumps off and nails Reject with a Senton Atomico! Reject is crushed between Naz and the ladder, and had nowhere to go!

SS climbs out to the apron, and drops an elbow on Reject, who is still on the ladder. The elbow knocks the ladder off the guardrail, as Reject and the ladder fall to the outside. SS grabs Reject and the ladder and throws them both back into the ring.

JR: Superstar knows you can only win this in the ring. Being outside isn't going to help. That will only lead to a count out.

Tony: There no DQs or count outs. Old age getting to you?

JR: You're right. I'm sorry fans. You can't get counted out.

I ain't getting any younger, Tony.

Tony: I can tell.

SS grabs Reject, and places him on the top turnbuckle. SS grabs both chairs, opens them up, and bridges the ladder across the two. He climbs up to the second rope, and signals for a superplex onto the bridged ladder! However, Reject is able to fight off SS, until Naz, hurt from his insane stunt, slides into the ring, grabs the ladder, kicks both chairs out of the way, and nails SS in the back with the ladder! Both SS and the ladder fall out of the ring.

Naz nails Reject in the face with a stiff slap, the climbs onto the apron. He climbs up top, and perches one leg on Reject's shoulder, setting him up for a Dragoncarana! However, Reject hits a couple of elbows, then takes Naz off the top rope, drilling him with THE REJECTION! Naz is motionless, as Reject covers, 1….2…3!

* DING * DING * DING * DING

Gary: In 11:56 -- NazMistry has been eliminated!

While Naz rolls out of the ring, SS quietly slides back in, and takes Reject over with a schoolboy! 1….2…Reject kicks out!

JR: How 'bout that? The two guy's who weren't even supposed to be in this match, are the last two remaining.

SS grabs the trash can, and nails Reject in the back of the head! SS places the trash can on the ground, shoots Reject into the ropes, and tosses Reject into the air, causing Reject to splash the trash can! SS covers, 1….2..Reject kicks out!

SS picks Reject up, and sets him up for the Upper Class. However, Reject manages to elbow his way out of the hold, and throws a wild right hand. SS manages to catch the arm, spin Reject around, lock on a full nelson, and drill Reject with the Dragon Driver! Reject is done, SS covers, 1…2…Reject kicks out!

JR: Superstar is going all out to win

this one.

Tony: You have too. At any given time you can lose. All it takes is 3 seconds.

SS decides that he has had enough, and hooks Reject up for the Star Power II! However, Reject manages to free himself, and suplexes SS! While SS is down, Reject leaps and hits a Split-Legged Moonsault on SS! Reject covers, 1…..2…..SS kicks out!

Reject grabs both chairs, folds them, places them right next to each other, and DDT's SS onto both chairs! Reject covers, 1..2…SS kicks out!

A frustrated Reject climbs up to the top rope, only to be crotched when SS lunges onto the ropes. SS climbs up to the top rope, and sets Reject up for a superplex. Reject fights SS, as both men switch positions on the top rope, so Reject's back is to the ring!

Reject turns, and tries to set SS up for The Rejection! However, SS drops down to the second rope, and pushes Reject, crotching him on the top rope! SS climbs back into the ring, hooks Reject up, and delivers STAR POWER II ONTO BOTH CHAIRS! Reject isn't moving, SS covers, 1….2…3!

JR: It's all over! Superstar has won his first major title in the OaOast.

Gary: In 15:45 -- Reject has been eliminated! The winner of the match and NEW OaOast X-Champion -- SuperStar! (Crowd cheers)

SS is on his knees, almost crying, as the official raises the arm of SS and raises his hand. SS rolls out of the ring, and hugs his belt while walking up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, he turns around, and holds the X-Title up with both hands, while the crowd roars in approval!

JR: Superstar finally won a title and he's thrilled.

May 3, 2003

OAOAST X-Title

Angle-Plex (challenger) vs. The SuperStar (Champion)

2/3 Falls

“Natural Born Killaz” hits as Angle-Plex makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boos. After his loss at the hands of BPP, AP needs to get his career on the fast track again, and winning the X-Title would do that.

“Just Got Wicked” hits as The SuperStar makes his way out, with the X-Title held high above his head. SS won the belt at Ashes II Ashes, defeating ThunderKid, NazMistry, and Reject in a four-way elimination matchup. SS successfully defended the belt against Naz last week, and AP is his second defense.

Both men are in the ring, as the official rings the bell. Both men lock up, and AP backs SS into a corner. SS is looking for a clean break, but AP cheap shots SS with a palm strike to the nose. AP hits right hands while SS is stunned. AP whips SS into the opposite corner, charges in, and eats an elbow. SS goes for a clothesline, AP ducks, and kicks SS in the stomach when SS turns around. AP whips SS off the ropes, ducks his head, and eats a boot from SS. SS backs into the ropes, charges, and gets hip-tossed.

SS back up, and is taken down by AP with a forearm shot. AP covers, 1..SS kicks out. AP locks on a chinlock, but SS quickly fights his way to his feet. SS manages to shoot AP into the ropes, but AP rebounds and knocks down SS. AP runs the ropes, jumps over SS’s dropdown, comes back and is taken over by a SS hip toss. AP back up, and is armdragged by SS. SS locks on an armbar while AP looks for an escape.

AP manages to get to the ropes, forcing SS to release the hole. AP rolls out of the ring, but fails to notice SS step out onto the apron. AP turns around, as SS comes off the ring apron with a cross-body, taking AP down! SS goes over to the timekeeper’s table, and grabs the ringbell. SS measures AP, rushes and gets taken down with a drop-toe hold. AP tosses SS and the ring bell back into the ring.

Back inside, AP drops a leg and covers, 1..2….SS kicks out. AP goes to shoot SS into the ropes, SS reverses and backdrops AP! AP back up, and SS mows him down with a clothesline. AP back up, and SS mows him down with a clothesline again! AP tries to roll out of the ring, but SS grabs AP by the tights and drags him back into the ring.

AP is pulled to his feet, where he misses a wild swing. SS catches AP as he spins around, hooks him up, and plants him with a Brainbuster! SS goes up to the top, and plays to the crowd. SS then leaps off, but misses the SuperSplash as AP rolls out of the way!

AP grabs the ring bell as SS stands, holding his back. SS turns around, and is leveled by AP and the ring bell! AP brings SS to his feet, hooks him up, and delivers the ANGLE-PLEX! AP holds on, 1…2….3!

First Fall Winner: Angle-Plex @ 4:56

Via: Pinfall, Angle-Plex

The official signals for the second fall as AP is stomping away at a stunned SS. AP pulls SS to his feet and hits a brutal German suplex, holding onto the bridge, 1…2….SS kicks out. AP picks SS up and hits a second German, but doesn’t hold onto the bridge. AP grabs the ring bell and drops it on the mat. AP hooks SS up for a DDT, but SS reverses into a northern lights suplex, but AP spins and lands on his feet. AP misses a punch from behind, SS hooks AP up, and delivers an Upper Class onto the ring bell! SS covers, 1…2…3!

Second Fall Winner: SuperStar @ 6:23

Via: Pinfall, Upper Class on the ring bell

Both men have had their heads driven into the ring bell. SS makes his way to his feet first, and grabs the ring bell. He lines up AP, but AP ducks and SS misses, but doesn’t fall to his feet. However, he turns into a dropkick from AP, driving the ring bell into the face of SS! AP quickly covers, 1…2…SS kicks out!

AP positions the ring bell again and sets SS up for a piledriver, but SS counters with a low blow. SS stands and hooks AP up, and delivers the Star Power onto the ring bell! SS covers, 1..2…AP kicks out!

SS looks mad now, as he pulls AP up to his feet, and delivers the Star Power II onto the ring bell, the back of AP’s head meeting the steel hard! AP looks like he is out, while SS climbs to the top, jumps, and hits the SuperSplash! SS covers, 1…2…3!

Third Fall and Match Winner: SuperStar @ 8:51

Via: Pinfall, SuperSplash

SS has his X-Title after another successful defense, and is making his way up the ramp, holding his head. Who is going to challenge SS for the X-Title next?

May 3, 2003

OAOAST X-Title Match

2/3 Falls

The SuperStar (X-Title Champion) vs. Big Poppa Popick (USTV Champion)

FINK

Introducing first, he is the OaOasT United States Television Champion, Big Poppa Popick!

"Sweetness" hits as Big Poppa Popick makes his way down to the ring.

JR

BPP has two matches tonight, both for title belts. If he is successful in both, he'll be the first man to hold both the X-Title and USTV title at the same time. BPP is in the ring and looks fired up.

FINK

His opponent, the OaOasT X-Title Champion, the SUPERstar!

"Just Got Wicked" hits as The SuperStar makes his way down to the ring, with the OAOAST X-Title.

JR

Last month at Ashes 2 Ashes, SS defeated NazMistry, Reject, and ThunderKid to become the X-Title champion. One month later, he is still champion, defending the belt against BPP, his toughest challenge to date.

* DING *

The bell rings, as both men circle each other. They lock up, and BPP pushes SS into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, and BPP obliges. SS looks surprised, but quickly focuses himself.

The two lock up again, and BPP nearly gets the upper hand again before SS spins and pushes BPP into the corner. The ref gets inbetween the two, looking for the clean break, but SS slaps BPP instead. The crowd ooooooooooos, as BPP looks pissed off now.

The two lock up, and BPP grabs a wrist lock. BPP starts really working over the left wrist of SS, cranking it as much as possible. SS hits a cartwheel to try and break the hold, but BPP clotheslines him down to the mat instead. BPP hits the mat and goes for a headlock, but SS squirms out and rolls out of the ring.

The crowd boos SS for his wussy tactic, and cheers as BPP exits the ring and chases after SS. SS and BPP run around the ring, before SS tries to hop the guardrail, and gets his leg caught up in the railing. BPP catches up to SS, pulls him back into the ringside area, and tosses SS back into the ring.

BPP slides into the ring, but is met by stomps from SS. SS picks BPP up, and goes to shoot him into the ropes, but BPP reverses. SS rebounds and ducks a clothesline from BPP, and hits a cross-body block on the rebound, but BPP rolls through and covers, 1..2…SS kicks out.

BPP goes for an elbow drop, but SS rolls out of the way. SS immediately locks on a cross-arm breaker on the arm that BPP missed the elbow drop with, as BPP cries in pain. SS works on the arm for a good 30 seconds, before letting go and exiting the ring. SS digs around under the ring for a minute, then pulls out a STOP sign and slides it into the ring.

SS enters the ring, where BPP is holding his injured arm. As SS approaches, BPP almost decapitates him with a nasty clothesline that brings the crowd to its feet! Both men are slow to get up, as SS is dazed from the clothesline, and BPP is still favoring his arm. SS grabs the STOP sign and takes a wild swing at BPP, who easily ducks the shot. As SS spins back around, BPP kicks him in the stomach, causing SS to drop the STOP sign. BPP, with cat-like reflexes, DDT's SS onto the STOP sign! The crowd cheers as BPP covers, 1…2…SS kicks out.

Frustrated, BPP picks SS up to his feet and sets SS up for a piledriver, but SS backdrops BPP instead. As BPP staggers to his feet, SS rushes over and launches BPP with a nasty release German suplex, as BPP barely avoid landing on the back of his head!

SS places the STOP sign on BPP's stomach and heads up top. He signals for the SuperSplash, and leaps off the top. BPP is too smart, however, and quickly gets out of the way, allowing SS to crash to the mat.

BPP sneaks up behind SS as SS is stunned and trying to stand, and hops onto his shoulders, looking for a victory roll. However, SS refuses to roll through and folds up BPP instead. But, as the official drops down to count, SS grabs two handfuls of BPP's tights, 1…2….3!

FINK

Winner of the first fall: SuperStar in 7:12.

BPP complains to the ref about SS' tight grabbing, but the official will hear none of it and orders the second fall to begin.

BPP, frustrated over being down one fall to someone he views as inferior, looks for a lockup to begin. However, SS decides that he needs a break, and heads outside.

Normally, BPP would like to wrestle in the ring, but is so angry at SS that he climbs out of the ring and blindsides SS from behind, to the cheers of the crowd. BPP lifts SS to his feet and prepares to toss him back into the ring, but changes his mind and instead tosses SS over the guardrail, into the crowd!

BPP hops over the guardrail and follows SS up through the crowd, to an empty area. BPP spins SS around and hits some big right hands, staggering the X-Title champ. A nasty right hook spins SS around, who collides with a plastic trash can and falls to the ground. BPP grabs the plastic trash can and slams it down hard across the back of SS, garbage going everywhere.

BPP pulls SS to his feet again, and tosses him into the sea of chairs, with steel and bystanders going everywhere. BPP randomly grabs chairs from the crowd and tosses them onto the wreckage of SS and more chairs. Finally, BPP walks across some of the chairs that are still standing, and pulls SS to his feet, dragging him across the standing chairs back towards the ring.

Close to the guardrail, BPP climbs onto the guardrail, with SS still on the chairs. BPP signals to the crowd that he is going to suplex SS back into the ringside area. BPP hooks SS up, but SS is able to block. SS lifts BPP up, and drops him stomach-first across the guardrail! BPP flips back into the crowd, holding his stomach in obvious pain!

SS takes a sip of a fan's beer without asking, then tosses BPP back over the guardrail, into the ringside area. SS hops the guardrail and throws BPP back into the ring, then digs around under the ring and pulls a table out. SS tosses the table into the ring and climbs in as well.

BPP is trying to stand, so SS grabs the STOP sign and clobbers BPP with it. With BPP stunned, SS decides that he is going to end the match. SS sets up the table normally, then lifts BPP to the top rope. SS signals for a Star Power II from the top, but BPP is able to block. BPP hits right hands with both men standing on the top rope, and nearly knocks SS off the top, but grabs onto SS to prevent him from falling. BPP instead hooks SS up for a Synchronicity Bomb, and takes SS off the top rope, driving him through the table with the Synchronicity Bomb! BPP makes the cover, 1…2….3!

FINK

Winner of the Second Fall: Big Poppa Popick in 15:23

Both men are down at the beginning of the third and decisive fall. The official cleans up the broken pieces of table out of the ring, and tosses the STOP sign into one of the corners. Both men struggle to get to their feet. BPP is up first, and he begins to hook SS up for the Fallen Angel, but SS counters with a rake to the eyes and a low blow. As the male population of the crowd groans, SS hooks BPP up and delivers the Star Power! SS covers, 1…2…BPP kicks out!

SS starts to argue with the ref, but changes his mind when he sees BPP stirring. SS signals that this is it, hooks BPP up, and delivers the STAR POWER II! BPP isn't moving, SS covers, 1…2…BPP KICKS OUT!

SS is going ballistic, and gets into the face of the official. The two begin to argue, as BPP starts to stagger to his feet. SS sees BPP standing, and charges at him, but gets backdropped over the top rope, out of the ring!

BPP is trying to clear his head, when Angle-Plex comes charging down the aisle! AP hops into the ring apron, as the official comes over to order him to leave. BPP comes over, as the two begin to jaw at each other. AP takes a swing at BPP, who ducks, and AP instead clocks the official. BPP punches AP off the apron, as SS slides into the ring with the X-Title.

BPP is taunting AP, while SS is setting BPP up for a belt shot. BPP turns around, and ducks SS' X-Title shot.

Instead, BPP kicks SS in the stomach, grabs the X-Title, and nails SS with it! BPP sets SS up for the Fallen Angel, when Masked Mystery Eskimo comes sprinting down the aisle and tackles BPP!

SS falls down and rolls to the outside, while MME puts the boots to BPP. MME, to the boos of the crowd, lifts BPP to his feet, and plants him down with a Blizzard Bomb! MME exits the ring, while SS climbs onto the apron. Seeing a downed BPP, SS scales to the top. Posing for the crowd, which is booing heavily, SS comes off the top and nails the SuperSplash!

SS covers, as AP revises the official, who comes over and makes the count, 1…2….3!

FINK

Winner of the Third Fall and the Match: SuperStar in 21:54

SuperStar, Masked Mystery Eskimo, and Angle-Plex are in the ring, celebrating SS' victory over the downed body of BPP. AP takes a cheap stomp on BPP, then all three men begin a beatdown on a helpless BPP! BPP looks helpless, until someone comes running in from the crowd. The person hops the guardrail and enters the ring, and pulls a barbed wire baseball bat out from his coat. The person removes the bandana covering his face, it's Sandman9000!

SS, AP, and MME all bail out of the ring, as Sandman nails the ref with the bat. Security comes rushing down the aisle, as Sandman is banned from the arena tonight, and is heading to jail.

JR

Medics are down hero to check on BPP, who doesn't appear to be moving. What will happen with these five men in the future?

May 3, 2003

"Ice Ice Baby" plays as the Masked Mystery Eskimo strolls out to the ring to boos from the crowd. In one hand is Derek the Fish, spitting at the crowd. Eskimo slides into the ring. Derek sits on a turnbuckle, swearing drunkenly at the crowd. Eskimo picks up a mic as the crowd boos get louder.

Eskimo: When I lost the USTV title to Big Poopa Poopick (fans cheer), I got depressed. I went home to my igloo, and I sat down, and I didn't know what to do next. But then, something remarkable happened. I trod on something wet and sticky.

At first I thought it was a by-product of my being repeatedly SCREWED by this company, but when I looked at it...ladies and gentleman, I had struck OIL. Gallons and gallons of it, under MY igloo.

I'm sure even you fuck-wits in the audience don't need to be told what that means, but I'm going to tell you anyway. It means I am now a very rich man. And rich men get there own way. What's more, they get their own COMPANY. So here, tonite, in this very ring, I am proud to announce the formation of The One and Only Mystery Eskimo Federation.

The OAOMEF will stand for everything the OAOAST does not. It will stand for rewards for good wrestlers. It will feature the best talent in the wrestling world. Screw SCW, SWF, whatever the hell it is, no-one cares. This is the real deal, right here!

Now, I'm not the only wrestler in the OAOAST who's a little frustrated. So, allow me to introduce my new employees...

Verdis 'Requiem' plays across the arena and the devilman JINGUS appears on the entrance way. It is immediately replaced by 'just got wicked' as the OAOAST X Champion, The Superstar, appears and stands next to JINGUS. Next, 'Come out and play' by Offspring plays and USTV title No 1 contender Angle-Plex joins the group. All three men raise arms and then flip off the crowd as they walk to the ring through a cascade of boos and trash.

All three men get into the ring and shake hands with Eskimo. Eskimo hands the mic to Angle-Plex:

:::Crowd is throwing trash into the ring::

Angleplex: Fuck the OAOAST!

::Crowd Boos::

Angleplex: This morning at 12:00am, my contract with the OAOAST officially expired. So this morning I went in to talk to Mr. Bill Watts to negotiate a new contract. After last nights victory, I was expecting a big cash bonus. Mr. Watts offered me a contract at $5000 more a week than I was getting before. Well Mr. Watts, I consider that a slap in the fucking face, because you sure as hell know I'm worth 10 times that.

::Crowd boos::

Angleplex: Everyone knows I was the OAOAST. I was the fucking company.Without me, all it is is a big fucking circus.

::Crowd starts chanting "Sell-Out::

Angleplex: So when I was packing my bags, getting ready to leave, MME pulled me aside and told me about his new company. I truely didn't give a shit about him or his company, so I got to the point and asked him how much cash he was offering me. Needless to say, I was satisfied with the figure we came up with.

::A fan jumps the barricade and tries to enter the ring::

Angleplex: Get the fuck out of my ring.

::AP, MME, JINGUS and Superstar start attacking the fan. Security tackles him::

Angleplex: So Mr.Watts, I hope your happy, because you just killed your fucking company.

Angle-plex throws the mic to JINGUS. JINGUS looks at it, opens his mouth and bites the mic in half. He then SPITS the remains of the mic all over the front row and gives the whole stadium the finger. Eskimo chuckles and passes another mic to Superstarr, as a wave of boos thunders through the arena, all directed to the reigning X-Champion::

"Yeah, fuck you too. And to quote the great band Fozzy, you said that I'd never make it, but here I am. And I think after last night, all you pieces of shit know that I AM THE OAOAST X CHAMPION! I beat your hero, the commish, Big Poppa Popick, and after the match, Eskimo and Angle-plex joined in on the fun of kicking his fucking ass! None of you, NONE OF YOU, thought I would win last night. The only ones that did were these two ::points to MME and AP:: They were my insurance. Hell, I KNEW I was going to beat Popick. I just needed to be sure in case Popick ever cheated or something. ::"Asshole" chant:: Hey, shut the fuck up! All you bitches now know that I AM THE OAOAST X CHAMPION! And like Eskimo said, we're breaking the mold. To hell with the OAOAST and its crooked booking. Fuck them for holding down the most promising superstars ever! After I kick Sandman's ass tonight and retain my title, we're outta here. From now on, you can only see YOUR X CHAMPION on Thursday nights: OAOMEF Breakout. The most entertaining, fucking awesome show on television. Forget your fucking "IntenselyHeldDown". I'm sick of seeing Angle-plex job to everyone short of his own mom. Hell, even Anglesault's fucking DOG was booked to pin this man. That won't happen in the OAOMEF. Equal opportunity for all, and it's the only place where the REAL talent will be displayed. Like I said, after Sandman is destroyed tonight, this belt will become the OAOMEF X Championship, until someone beats me for it. In other words, it'll be that way forever. There ain't no piece of shit out there that can beat me for this title, because I am now the OAOMEF X CHAMPION!I'd like to thank all you fans (...pieces of shit) and all the fuckwads in the back, for not recognizing just who the hell we are. We're never going to be with you fuckers again. The superior show will now be on Thursday nights. And if anyone wants to join the revolution-and excuse me for a minute marks, I'm going to use some insider lingo- PM me. Thank you, bitches. Oh, and by the way, I AM THE OAOMEF X CHAMPION!

Eskimo takes back the mic.

Eskimo: You see, scum? These are real men. Real athletes. Real wrestlers. And as Superstar said, you can see us on OAOMEF: Breakout, this thursday night. Because I bought the OAOAST's time slot there, and now its mine, and theres NOTHING any of you can do about it! Oh, and one final thing...just in case anyone is thinking about removing us from the OAOAST...I paid a visit to the board of directors this morning with the 10 most expensive lawyers in the country.Our contracts here are valid and bound. We are ALL still in the OAOAST so we can take its titles over to the OAOMEF.

If anyone of you listening in the back has the guts to see that we are the future, I might be able to come up with a contract for you. And believe me, it'll be worth your while. What we did at Excessive Forces is only the beginning. The tag titles will soon belong to Jingus and myself. SS is still the X champion, and Angleplex will become USTV champion.

Finally, the four of us have just one thing to say:

MME, SS, JINGUS and AP: Fuck the OAOAST!

The four men leave through a massive pyro explosion, spelling the letters OAOMEF in the air.

May 3, 2003

X-Title Match

2/3 Falls

Sandman9000 (challenger) vs. The SuperStar (Champion)

“Five Minutes Alone” hits as Sandman9000 makes his way down to the ring for the second time tonight. After the debacle with Alf earlier, Sandman is looking for his first belt, just to top the night off.

“Just Got Wicked” hits as The SuperStar makes his way down to the ring, with the OAOAST X-Title still in hand. SS managed to defeat Big Poppa Popick at Excessive Force, and successfully defend his X-Title, despite the face that it took interference from Angle-Plex and Masked Mystery Eskimo. SS is still the X-Title champion, and that is all that matters.

These two men have met before, at Beach Blast, in a Staple Gun Scramble Caribbean Death Match. Sandman won that match, so even though he is the challenger, SS has a motive to defend his belt.

The bell rings, as Sandman charges at SS, who exits the ring. While SS isn’t the greatest technical wrestler, he can’t match Sandman for pure brawling ability. Sandman exits the ring, but SS slides back in. Sandman grabs the ring bell and climbs back into the ring, as SS exits the other side and starts walking up the ramp.

Sandman drops the ring bell and baseball slides out of the ring, sprinting after SS. SS reaches the top of the ramp, and is about to duck back into the entrance way, when Sandman catches up to him. Sandman goes to turn SS around, but SS turns himself and nails Sandman in the head with a garbage can! Sandman staggers backwards, as SS nails Sandman in the head again, sending Sandman rolling down the ramp.

SS takes his time, laughing as he strolls down the ramp. At the foot of the ramp, Sandman is slowly coordinating himself, when SS nails him again in the back of the head with the garbage can. Sandman is down, giving SS time to toss Sandman back into the ring.

SS climbs onto the apron, and climbs up top, while Sandman is trying to stand. Sandman is up, and goes down as SS nails a missile dropkick from the top. SS covers, 1…2…Sandman kicks out. SS drops an elbow and another cover, 1…2…Sandman kicks out.

SS pulls Sandman to his feet and hits a right hand to knock the challenger into the corner. SS starts chopping away at Sandman in the corner, with several nasty chops to the chest of Sandman. SS goes to whip Sandman into the opposite corner, but Sandman reverses the whip, and SS goes into the corner. However, SS goes for a leap over, as Sandman follows in, and has Sandman in the corner again. SS with a kick to the stomach, and brings Sandman to the middle of the ring. SS hooks Sandman up for a powerbomb, but Sandman reverses with a backdrop, yet SS counters with a sunset flip, 1…2…Sandman kicks out.

Angry at Sandman’s resistance, SS grabs the ring bell and lines Sandman up. SS rushes at Sandman, and nails him between the eyes with the ring bell! Sandman looks like he’s been shot, SS covers, 1…2…Sandman kicks out!

SS can’t believe that Sandman kicks out of the ring bell shot, as Sandman is now bleeding from the forehead. SS starts stomping and punching away at the cut on Sandman’s forehead, trying to open it up even more. SS grabs the ring bell, and drives it into Sandman’s head once more. SS drops the ring bell on the mat, lifts Sandman into position, and drills him with a piledriver onto the ring bell! SS covers, 1…2….Sandman kicks out!

SS can’t believe that Sandman is still in this match, as he starts to argue with the official, while Sandman lies in a bloody heap on the mat. After about 20 seconds of arguing, the official threatens to disqualify SS and cost him a fall. SS, angry at the official, turns around to pick Sandman off his feet. However, Sandman grabs an inside cradle, 1….2….SS kicks out.

SS is on his feet immediately and stomping away at Sandman. SS lifts Sandman to his feet and shoots him off the ropes, but misses a clothesline. Sandman hits a cross-body on the rebound, moves into the mount position, and starts firing away on SS’ face.

After a flurry of rights, Sandman stands and pulls SS to his feet. Sandman with several kicks to the stomach, and a DDT. A bloody Sandman covers, 1…2…SS kicks out. Sandman goes to the top rope, and throws a corkscrew moonsault, but SS gets out of the way. SS climbs to the top, and throws the SuperSplash, but misses as well. While SS struggles to his feet, Sandman sneaks up behind SS, lifts him up, and drills him with the PSYCHO DRIVAH~! Sandman covers, 1….2…3!

Winner of the First Fall: Sandman9000 in 7:12

Via: Pinfall, PSYCHO DRIVAH~!

SS is having trouble standing after being dropped directly on his head, so the official keeps Sandman off of SS. Sandman decides to kill time by searching for weapons under the ring. Sandman tosses in a table, two chairs, a STOP sign, a cookie sheet, and a bag of some sort. Sandman walks around to the other side of the ring, grabs the garbage can, and climbs into the ring with it.

Sandman, with his face covered in blood, tells SS to get up. SS slowly rises to his feet, Sandman comes in to clobber SS with the garbage can, but SS lunges and nails Sandman with a low blow! Sandman is down, holding his groin, while SS jumps to his feet, laughing.

SS grabs the garbage can and begins to beat Sandman with it, with six nasty shots to the back and neck of Sandman. SS tosses the destroyed garbage can out of the ring, and grabs the cookie sheet. SS taunts Sandman to get up, yet nails Sandman on the back of his head every time Sandman tries to stand.

Sandman finally rises to his feet, allowing SS to crack Sandman over the head with the cookie sheet once again. Sandman is still on his feet, so SS tosses the cookie sheet out of the ring and grabs the STOP sign, nailing Sandman over the head with that. Sandman is still on his feet, so SS drops the STOP sign and grabs a chair. SS winds up, but Sandman moves out of the way, and SS hits the top rope with the chair, causing it to rebound and crack SS right in the face!

SS drops the chair, holding his nose from the impact. Sandman takes the opportunity to hook SS up for another PSYCHO DRIVAH~!, but SS manages to escape the hold. SS grabs Sandman, and drops him on the back of his head with a German suplex, folding Sandman in half. SS pulls Sandman back to his feet, and takes him over with a dragon suplex, dropping Sandman on his head again! SS pulls Sandman back to his feet, and hits a tiger driver! SS holds on, 1..2….Sandman kicks out!

Incredulous, SS argues with the ref before stomping away on Sandman. SS grabs the table and sets it up. SS tosses Sandman onto the table, then climbs up with him. Balancing carefully, SS pulls Sandman to his feet, hooks him up, and delivers a STAR POWER II THROUGH THE TABLE! SS covers, 1…2….3!

Winner of the Second Fall: The SuperStar in 12:19

Via: Pinfall, Star Power II through a table

Both men are lying in the wreckage of the table as the third fall begins. Neither man looks like he can pull off the victory at this point. The official moves both men so that he will be able to dispose of the broken table.

SS is up first, and grabs the ring bell. He turns to see Sandman standing, with the STOP sign. SS lunges at Sandman, but Sandman ducks. Sandman swings at SS, who blocks the shot with the ring bell. SS winds up and nails Sandman in the face with the ring bell! Sandman is staggered, so SS nails Sandman in the face again! A third shot floors Sandman, and it looks like Sandman is out of it!

SS takes a moment to celebrate, not noticing that Sandman has the bag in his right hand. SS goes to cover, 1….2…Sandman nails SS in the back of the head with the bag! SS stands, holding the back of his head. Sandman, from his knees, hits an uppercut with the bag, driving SS back into the ropes! Sandman stands, opens the bag, and produces two pairs of handcuffs! Sandman walks over to SS, hits him in the side of the face with the handcuffs, and handcuffs SS to the top rope! SS tries to break away, but can’t!

Sandman hits several rights to the unprotected face of SS, who is able to kick Sandman away. Sandman grabs a chair, lines SS up, and hits a disturbing shot to the skull of SS! SS is in obvious pain, so Sandman winds up and nails SS again! Sandman nails SS again, and again, and again, and again, until the back of the chair is completely dented and ruined! SS is slumped against the ropes, with his head hung and blood dripping from a cut on the top of his head!

Sandman turns the chair around, and starts nailing SS with the back of the chair! After three shots, the back of the chair falls off, and SS looks like he is dead. Sandman produces a set of keys, and unlocks SS from the ropes, who falls to the mat. Sandman turns SS over, puts one foot on top of SS as the official counts and the crowd boos, 1….2…SS GETS THE LEFT SHOULDER UP!

The crowd is stunned, as Sandman grabs the destroyed chair and smashes it across the face of SS one last time. Sandman drops down and hooks both legs, 1….2….3!

Winner of the Third Fall and the Match: Sandman9000 in 15:12 (New champion)

Via: Pinfall, chair shot

May 3, 2003

JT: Folks, let us take you back to earlier today, when the much-anticipated Chris Jericho/Superstar empty arena match took place. It was the first ever in OAOMEF history, and sure was a classic. And to give this match its full effect, all commentary will be withdrawn.

One fall, no time limit

Empty Arena match

The Superstar vs. Chris Jericho

The Y2J countdown hits zero as “Break the Walls Down” hits and the crowd goes….err, never mind. Jericho charges to the ring, as there are no fans to acknowledge.

“Just Got Wicked” hits and you can cut the silence with a knife. Of course, that’s to be expected. Superstar had an outstanding match against Zack Malibu on IntenseZone, but will he be able to win tonight? He charges to the ring, stares down Jericho, and we’re off!

The two men circle each other, while talking trash. They go for a lockup, but Superstar slaps the taste out of Y2J’s mouth! Jericho reels back for a slap of his own, but instead opts to take Superstar down with a double-leg, as both men flurry each other with punches. The ref tries to break it up, but he can’t because it’s NO HOLDZ BARRED, BAYBEE~! As they fight, they roll all the way to the outside of the ring. Superstar knees Jericho in the midsection and whips him into the ring steps to take over. As Jericho stumbles around, Superstar gives him a back suplex on the COLD, HARD CONCRETE!

Superstar leaps up into the ring and attempts a somersault plancha on Jericho, but he moves and Superstar lands BACK FIRST on the concrete! Jericho elbow drops him on the floor and rolls him into the ring. Superstar reverses a whip, but Jericho gets the flying forearm, followed by a vertical suplex and ARROGANT COVER~! for two. Superstar gets pissed off, and gives Jericho a MEGA RUDO LARIATOO! Superstar picks Jericho up and executes a cross corner whip, followed by a stinger splash, right into a bulldog! Cover gets 1.5. Superstar picks Jericho up and HURDLES him out of the ring, towards the entrance ramp. Superstar grabs Jericho in a headlock and brings him to the top of the ramp, but as he attempts a vertical suplex, Jericho blocks it and hits one of his own, as Superstar’s back once again hits the steel! Jericho hits a couple kicks and stomps on Superstar’s injured back before picking him up and hitting a scoop slam!

Jericho notices a loose metal bar on the EskimoTron and attempts to retrieve it as a weapon, but Superstar is up and clubs Jericho from behind, before taking the bar himself and nailing Jericho in the midsection with it, followed by a shot to the back! Jericho goes down hard, but Superstar charges and gives Jericho a senton splash on the ribs! As Jericho lies helpless on the steel, Superstar picks him up and attempts to throw him off the stage…but Jericho counters with a mule kick only 1 foot away from the edge! As Superstar doubles over in pain, Jericho grabs Superstar’s head, and BULLDOGS SUPERSTAR OFF THE STAGE, ONTO A TABLE~!

Both men look dead, as the referee checks on them. He doesn’t make the “X”, so they’re supposedly ok. After about 30 seconds and 3 replays, Jericho begins to stir, and covers Superstar: 1…2…NO! Had Jericho covered earlier, that might’ve been it! Both men groggily rise to their feet, and continue to brawl again. However, Superstar thrusts Jericho in his injured ribs and rams him into a guardrail, before giving him a front suplex onto it. Superstar then grabs a piece of the broken table and slams it right into Jericho’s ribs! As Jericho begins to get up in the front row, Superstar charges, jumps onto the barricade and hits a flying clothesline on Jericho! A whole row of chairs fall in a domino effect, and Superstar grabs one and gives Jericho a NASTY shot to the head. As Jericho is on the ground, Superstar attempts to hit the ribs again, but Jericho moves and gets a schoolboy: 1…2.NO! Superstar gets up and takes a wild swing with the chair, but Jericho ducks again and dropkicks the chair right into Superstar’s face!

Y2J picks up The Superstar and goes for a vertical suplex, but Superstar reverses this time with the return of the WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS~! Followed by a brainbuster onto the concrete! Cover: 1…2…NO! Jericho barely escaped the cover. Superstar waits for Jericho to get up, and leaps off the barricade with the return of the GHETTO BLASTER~! Superstar is busting out all of his OLD SCHOOL moves tonight, baybee! Superstar looks in position for the Upper Class bulldog on a chair, but as they go through the air, Jericho stops and pushes Superstar off, as he once again lands on his injured back! Jericho goes for his double-arm backbreaker, but Superstar escapes and gets a rolling prawn hold: 1…2…NO! Superstar grabs another chair, but Jericho does as well, and we have a dueling chairs match! Finally, Superstar goes low with a chairshot to Jericho’s gut, and a rib breaker! Superstar has been merciless on Jericho’s ribs!

As they brawl towards the upper deck, Superstar low blows Jericho and hits him with a conveniently placed chair! Superstar places Y2J on the electrician’s table, and starts heading up the stairs to the Upper deck! He signals…for the SUPERSPLASH! He’s groggy but goes…and JERICHO MOVES! SUPERSTAR JUST HIT THE SUPERSPLASH FROM 10 FEET THROUGH A TABLE!!! Superstar must be dead! Y2J, however, makes the mistake of not covering Superstar, but instead heads to the upper deck himself! He’s set up backwards…LIONSAULT FROM THE UPPER DECK…BUT SUPERSTAR MOVES AND JERICHO LANDS RIBS-FIRST ON THE BROKEN SHARDS OF TABLE! THE CARNAGE! THE CARNAGE! We get multiple replays of both moves before they finally start to stir, both bleeding from different parts of their body. As they start throwing wild punches, Superstar ducks a punch and throws Jericho down a set of stairs, into the basement area!

Superstar slowly walks down the stairs and charges at Jericho, but Jericho is back up with a SPINEBUSTER! SUPERSTAR LANDS BACK-FIRST ON THE CONCRETE ONCE AGAIN! Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho, but Superstar launches him head first into a garage door! As Jericho stumbles back, Superstar gets a small package: 1…2…NO!!!!!!! Superstar makes the “That’s It!” motion, and brings Jericho into the bed of a parked 18-wheeler. He goes for a dragon suplex, but Jericho reverses into a rollup: 1…2…NO!!! Superstar pops up and LARIATS Jericho so hard, he falls off the bed of the TRUCK! Superstar then uses the slight elevation for a SPLASH ONTO JERICHO’S RIBS! He then grabs a wooden pallet and sets it up, before giving Jericho a vertical suplex onto it!

He picks Jericho up and signals for the Star Power II onto the pallet…but Jericho breaks it up with a knee to the gut, and another, before both men exchange punches. However, Superstar ducks a Jericho clothesline and hoists Y2J up…STAR POWER DRIVER ON THE WOODEN PALLET, WHICH BREAKS UPON IMPACT!!!!! The wood has also cut Superstar’s knees open, so he rolls on the ground in pain, but obviously not in as much as Jericho. He finally covers: 1…2…3NO!!!!! Only 2! Superstar is as frustrated as ever, and he jumps onto the truck bed in a hurracanrana attempt…but Jericho catches him and powerbombs Superstar onto the broken pallet! Jericho doesn’t cover, but slowly gets up, runs to the truck, and uses it as a springboard…LIONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!! Cover: 1…2…. 3NO! 2.99999!!!!!!!!!! Jericho can’t believe that Superstar is still alive! Both men catch their breath on the ground as multiple replays are shown. Superstar picks himself up using a nearby limo…but as Jericho charges, he flapjacks him right onto the car, on Jericho’s injured ribs!!! Superstar rams Jericho’s ribs into the car again, before executing a rollup with the tights: 1…2…NO!!!!!!!! Superstar grabs a table from a stack, sets it up, and beats on Jericho.

Jericho tries to make a comeback, but Superstar cuts it off with a boot to Jericho’s ribs! As he screams in pain, Superstar sets him up for the Star Power II into the table! However, because of his injured back, he can’t lift Jericho! Y2J takes over with a low blow and sets Superstar up…POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! HE HOOKS THE LEGS…WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!! SUPERSTAR IS IN TREMENDOUS PAIN! HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT AND/OR REVERSE THE PRESSURE, BUT IT’S TOO MUCH!! HE’S SLOWLY LOSING IT AND…SUPERSTAR TAPS OUT! SUPERSTAR TAPS OUT!!!!!

Winner: Chris Jericho in 24:31 via the Walls of Jericho

Post match, both men are helped backstage and immediately get medical attention. They are both bleeding buckets and we cut back to the present with JT Wheeler.

JT: Like I said, fans, the athleticism displayed there was unparalleled. What a truly classic and bloody brawl that match was. I believe we have an interview set up with the injured Superstar.

SS (in pain): Yeah JT…I’m here. And let me tell you this…Jericho, you pretty much broke my freakin’ back in that match. We both killed each other out there, and I respect that. You went toe to toe with me, and you won. It was definitely one of my best matches ever. Looking back at it, despite the pain as it caused, I loved it. I’d like…to thank you. Now as for…

Suddenly, Eskimo, Angle-plex and Jingus enter the scene.

SS: Oh, hey guys.

ME: Shut the hell up. You *RESPECT* Jericho? You’re *THANKING* JERICHO? Worst of all…

AP: …You *LOST* to Jericho? What is WRONG with you? I am the OAOMEF Champion. I epitomize everything that is right with this company. YOU represent what is WRONG.

SS: Now wait. Did you guys see the same match I did? I went 25 minutes with Jericho in a bloodbath. Can you blame me?

JINGUS: That…is no excuse.

JINGUS then grabs Superstar by the throat and begins to choke him as AP BELTSHOTS Superstar! The three men destroy The Superstar before Jingus DEVILBOMBS SUPERSTAR THROUGH THE TABLE and MME locks on the Frostbite Facelock as security breaks up the scene.

MME: Your services in the OAOMEF…ARE NO LONGER NEEDED.

The three walk off laughing as Superstar gets even more medical attention.

JT: BAH GAWD! WHAT-WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED! THE OAOMEF COMMISIONER- FIRED! MAH GAWD!

May 3, 2003

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship

The Superstar vs. Anglesault ©

The stage lights turn red, and then “Downfall” hits and the crowd erupts!

“Coming down the aisle, from Naples, Florida, representing the Deadly Alliance, weighing in at 219 pounds…THE SUPERSTAR!!!” Superstar gets into the ring and climbs a turnbuckle, showing off his Deadly Alliance shirt before taking it off, and warming up for the biggest match of his career.

“a…W…o” Dream On hits and the crowd erupts…into boos.

“Coming down the aisle, from New York, New York, representing the aWo, he is the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, ANGLESAULT!!!” Anglesault struts to the ring, removes his robe, hands his belt over reluctantly to the referee, and the ref calls for the bell. This match is on!

Anglesault immediately calls for a tieup, but rolls out of the way when Superstar reaches in, to huge heat. Sault taunts some fans at ringside, and does the same exact thing again. Before he can do it a third time, Superstar audibly shouts “HEY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! LET’S GET THE GODDAMN MATCH STARTED!!” This brings Anglesault directly into Superstar’s face, as the two have a staredown/trash talking session, until they finally tie up. Superstar gets the better of this exchange, shoving Anglesault into the corner to a big pop. Sault asks for another tieup, but as Superstar reaches in, Anglesault catches him with a knee to the midsection, and some clubbing blows to the back, before whipping him into the ropes. However, Superstar reverses the whip, but falls victim to an Anglesault shoulder block, but as Sault runs into the ropes again, Superstar is up and catches him with an armdrag, taking him down. Sault quickly fights out, and gets in a waistlock on Superstar. Superstar reverses the waistlock, which Anglesault tries to reverse, but can’t, so instead tries to reach at Superstar’s ankle, but Superstar senses this and sidesteps it, getting a side headlock in. However, Sault whips Superstar into the ropes, and hits a back body drop, but Superstar lands on his feet, runs into the ropes, and gives Anglesault a flying forearm, which causes the Champion to take a breather outside the ring.

Jesse: “Take your time Sault. Wrestle how you want to wrestle. Remember, he has to beat you to win, you don’t have to beat him.”

Superstar first lets the ref begin his ten-count, but realizes he WON’T win the World Title that way, and instead runs to the ropes, comes off and OMG, SOMERSAULT SENTON FROM THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE ACTUALLY CONNECTS~! and both men are down! Both men groggily get up, but Sault gets a cheap shot in and whips Superstar into the steel ring steps, and as Superstar comes back Anglesault gives him a release Northern Lights Suplex on the concrete! Both men enter the ring, with Anglesault on the offensive. He throws some punches at the challenger before bringing him into the corner and using a blatant choke hold- until the ref pulls him away. This allows Superstar to turn the tables and hit Knife Edge chops on Anglesault, causing the Champion to beg off. Superstar doesn’t listen however, stomping Sault down in the corner until the referee pulls HIM away. This allows Anglesault to hit a nasty chop block on Superstar’s leg, taking him down. He locks in a kneebar, but Superstar quickly reaches the ropes. Anglesault drops some elbows onto the leg, but Superstar catches him in a surprise small package: 1…2…NO!! Sault climbs to the top turnbuckle, and as Superstar gets up, hits a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover: 1…2…NO. Sault gets a chinlock on Superstar, who quickly fights out and gets a jawbreaker on the Champion. As Anglesault is momentarily stunned, Superstar gives him a stalling vertical suplex, holds on, and hits a face-first suplex! Instead of going for a cover, he brings Sault into the corner and attempts a cross-corner whip, but Sault reverses. As he charges, however, Superstar moves, and gives Sault the Transformation! Superstar picks Anglesault up and goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sault reverses into his own-giving Superstar the Sweet Emotion all the way over the ropes to the outside!

JR: “The challenger is making a strong showing here tonight.”

Jesse: “He’s going to have to be better then strong to defeat AngleSault!’

Anglesault follows the challenger outside the ring, cockily working him over with punches, and dropping him sternum-first on the guardrail. However, when Anglesault tries a suplex on the outside, Superstar blocks it, gives Sault a gutshot and the SUPERSHOT~! On the outside of the ring! He rolls Anglesault into the ring and covers: 1…2…NO. He waits for AS to get up, and then gives him a clothesline, another one, and then attempts the Tombstone, but AS rolls down Superstar’s front and grabs his ankle, right into the Screams of No Reply!! Superstar fights it, and kicks Anglesault enough in the face to break the hold. As Anglesault charges with a clothesline, Superstar ducks it, however, and gives Sault a HUGE Tiger Suplex, with a bridge! 1…2…NO! Superstar attempts a DDT, but he’s too close to the ropes, and Sault uses the ropes to stop the move. AS then uses an undetected version of Superstar’s Well Placed Kick to the Nuts on the move’s originator, and Superstar is down and very hurt! Sault immediately follows this up with a Piledriver! Cover: 1…2…NO. Anglesault once again goes back to the ankle, but this time Superstar uses his legs to throw Sault into the turnbuckle, and out of nowhere, hits THE SUPERNOVA~!!! He can’t cover however, and both men are down as the referee starts a 10-count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…finally both men are stirring…8…9…and both men are up. As Sault charges, Superstar catches him and locks in THE LYSIS! Anglesault is screaming in pain, but grabs Superstar’s ankle, and at the same time, locks in the SCREAMS OF NO REPLY!!! Superstar is in so much pain that he has to break The Lysis, making Anglesault in control! However, Superstar is close to the ropes and is able to get to them, breaking the hold. Anglesault is relentless, however, and immediately hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! He holds on for another, but Superstar elbows him in the head, and goes down into the STAR CROSSED~! Once again caught in a submission hold, Anglesault reaches for the ropes, but Superstar pulls him into the middle of the ring, and drops a knee onto Sault’s neck! Sault has nowhere to go, until Superstar, in what may be a mistake, lets go of the hold. He whips Anglesault into the ropes, and catches him in Anglesault’s own LAST CHILD! Superstar then signals, and heads up top…SALTSAULT~!!!! 1…2…NO!!!!! Anglesault barely kicks out. Superstar lays some knife-edge chops into Sault, and then grabs him in a waistlock in preparation for The All-Star, but Sault escapes, grabs Superstar’s leg…and gives him the STAR POWER!!! Now HE climbs up top…SUPERSPLASH MISSES!!! Superstar captures Sault into a quick Oklahoma Roll: 1…2…NO! Both men are down and out!

JR: “These two men are going neck and neck! I can barely keep up!”

Jesse: “Explains why you like hosses so much Ross. Fat, dumb, and slow is the way you like it.”

As the referee is halfway through a ten count, both men are up, and charge at each other in what looks to be a double clothesline, but Anglesault catches Superstar, and spins him around into a sit-down sidewalk slam! Sault then slowly climbs to the top rope, facing towards the ring. The extra time allows Superstar to recover and run up the ropes Angle-like, but Sault obviously knows this and shoves Superstar down to the mat. He turns around, in preparation for the SaltSault, but tenaciously, Superstar runs back up again, and once AGAIN gets shoved down! Anglesault leaps out with the SALTSAULT, unaware that Superstar is up on his feet! Superstar catches Sault in mid-air, and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! Cover: 1…2…ANGLESAULT GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! Superstar picks Sault up and brings him into the corner, lays in some punches, and cross corner whips the Champion. However, Anglesault gets a boot up, and groggily tries the old Flair pin: 1…2…the referee catches Sault’s feet on the ropes and stops the count! As Sault argues with the referee, Superstar grabs him in a waistlock and hits a German Suplex! And ANOTHER! And the third, this time a SPINNING German Suplex, called the All Star! Without a bridge, Superstar covers: 1..2…NO! Getting frustrated, Superstar whips Anglesault into the ropes, but the Champ ducks a clothesline, and hits the LAST CHILD! Instead of covering, he heads to the outside, and grabs his OAOAST World Championship, and then goes under the ring and retrieves the aWo Sledge. Business has just picked up~!

Jesse: “Knock his ass out champ!”

JR: “Stop that.”

Jesse: “What? I’m offering analysis!”

JR: “’Knock his ass out champ?’”

Jesse: “Call the damn match.”

As Sault rolls back into the ring, the referee tries to stop him from using either weapon, saying he will get disqualified if he uses them. Anglesault replies by shoving the referee down. As Superstar is getting up, Sault throws the World Title belt at him in preparation for the Van Saultinator, but Superstar ducks the Sledgehammer shot and Anglesault nails the referee!!! Superstar then takes advantage of this by laying out Anglesault with a huge Belt Shot! The challenger then signals for his new finisher: with Sault in the middle of the ring, he climbs onto the ring apron, and nails a slingshot senton, rolls through it, runs towards the opposite ropes and nails a picture perfect Lionsault, a combo known as the INFINITY STAR PRESS~!!! He covers: no referee to count the pin! The crowd counts up to what would be ten, but who should join us but the aWo’s very own Agnes. Superstar sees his intrusion, and ducks a clothesline, before laying in some wicked knife-edge chops. However, Agnes reverses a whip into a gutshot, into the Angles Clash!! This, however, brings out Superstar’s stablemate, Thunderkid!! The two immediately begin where their match earlier in the evening left off, sending both men outside the ring brawling. Meanwhile, Anglesault has recovered from the Infinity Star Press and begins climbing the turnbuckles…SALTSAULT~!!!!! No, wait, Superstar rolls through into a small package! Another referee comes running down into the ring! 1…2…..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The new referee raises Superstar’s hand and gives him the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! The other referee is up and is conferring with the ring announcer, when he begins talking.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee ASSIGNED FOR THIS CONTEST has informed me that during the pinfall, BOTH MEN’S SHOULDERS WERE DOWN AT THE REFEREE’S THREE COUNT, and the ORIGINAL referee has declared this match a DRAW. Therefore, STILL YOUR OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…ANGLESAULT!!!!”

The referee takes the OAOAST World Championship away from Superstar, which Sault quickly steals and runs off backstage. Superstar immediately begins yelling at the original referee, before putting him in THE LYSIS!! The rest of the referees run down to stop an IRATE Superstar, who thought he had finally won the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship!

Winner: Draw, in 25:32.

May 3, 2003

The Superstar is WALKING~! When a very anxious Michael Cole stops him.

MC: “Superstar! We’re just moments away from your second OAOAST World Title match against Anglesault. This time, however, it’s in a Euthanasia match. Your thoughts?”

SS: “My thoughts? Cole, I don’t even know what the hell a Euthanasia match *IS*. But I’ll tell you one thing. Anglesault thinks he ca-“

Anglesault enters the picture

AS: “I think I can what, Supershit? I’ll tell you what. You’ll find out soon enough what a Euthanasia match is. But right now? We’re going to start the festivities a little early…”

Out of nowhere, the entire aWo jumps The Superstar from behind, in a vicious gang beating. As the Champion looks on, smirking, the entire group of scoundrels attacks the Challenger with various weapon shots, stiff punches, and throws into the wall. When all is said and done, Superstar is left a bloody and beaten mess. And this match hasn’t even started yet!

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship

AngleSault © vs. The SuperStar

Euthanasia Match

As the camera pans across the arena, we get the first glimpse of the “chamber of horrors”, which will be the nightmare of both men tonight:

Pyramid shaped Cage.

Cage walls on fire.

Barbed wire ring ropes.

Nails in the turnbuckles

Glass floor replacing the mat, with weapons under the ring.

Chains and a noose hanging from top of the cage.

Pinfall, Submission or Knockout are the only ways to win.

JR: “Oh, this isn’t good. Are they trying to kill themselves?”

Jesse: “Five bucks says I know who gave AS this idea.”

JR: “I think we all know who did.”

The fans are silent in anticipation as they survey the ring, until “Downfall” hits.

The crowd jumps to their feet with a loud ovation for The Superstar, but as he enters, it’s obvious what the aWo beatdown did to him. He has bruises and blood on his face, and he walks with a noticeable limp. The cage hasn’t been set on fire yet, so Superstar carefully enters the ring and awaits the Champion.

“a…W…o” “Dream On” hits and the arena fills with boos as the OAOAST Champion, Anglesault, enters the arena. He confidently enters the ring, and this match is on!!

Superstar immediately charges for Anglesault, but gets caught with a kick to the face, snapping Superstar backwards, as the cage walls are lit, and it just got a lot hotter in here. Sault picks up Superstar and attempts to whip him into the barbed wire, but Superstar slides under the bottom, but realizes how close he is to the fire and slides back in. Sault is right back on Superstar with stomps, but Superstar grabs the leg and hits a single-leg takedown. As Anglesault gets up, Superstar catches him with the SuperShot, taking down the champion again. The glass floor could break ANY minute, resulting in severe injury (what DOESN’T cause injury in this match?) and allowing weapons to be used.

Superstar tries to whip Sault into the barbed wire, which is reversed, which is reversed again, and again, until both men HIT THE BARBED WIRE and tumble to the outside! There are already visible cuts on the arms and torso of these two. They head back into the ring, and Sault hits Superstar with the overhead belly-to-belly suplex! As Superstar recovers, Anglesault waits for him to get up, and taunts him. They break out into a slugfest, and Anglesault, forgetting the ropes are barbed wire, falls back onto one, and immediately pulls back in pain. However, Superstar catches him before he can fall, and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! AND ANOTHER! AND THE ALLSTAR…RIGHT INTO THE NAILS ON THE TURNBUCKLE~!

Anglesault’s back is now a bloody mess, as Superstar has to PRY him off the turnbuckle, and he throws Sault back into the barbed wire ropes! Superstar then sets up for the Supernova, his version of the Sliced Bread #2. However, once he reaches the nails, he lets go of the headlock, sending ANGLESAULT’S FACE INTO THE NAILS, and Superstar goes flying to the outside…right onto the fire wall…and his SHIRT CATCHES ON FIRE!! As fast as he can, the challenger tears his shirt off and stomps on it. Close call.

Superstar heads back into the ring, as both men are bleeding heavily. Sault suckers Superstar in, however…SWEET EMOTION over the barbed wire ropes, to the floor! As they get up, they immediately, and probably involuntarily, stagger towards the cage. Once they realize how close they are to the fire, they try to push each other into the flame. At the same time, SUPERSTAR AND ANGLESAULT HIT THE FIRE CAGE, but quickly pull off and slide into the ring, as burns on their arms are already visible.

As Anglesault is concerned with the blood on his face, back, and arms, Superstar catches him…TOMBSTONE! Cover: 1…2…NO! Superstar slowly picks Anglesault up, nails some chops, and picks the Champion up for the Star Power…but AS goes behind Superstar, and pushes him head and torso first into the NAILS!! Anglesault PRIES Superstar off the nails, and gives him the LAST CHILD! 1…2…NO! The glass floor is looking VERY weak, and could break after any forthcoming move. As Sault picks Superstar up, the challenger counters with a desperation low blow! Both men are now slow to their feet, but Superstar once again locks Anglesault into Star Power position…but he’s too close to the turnbuckles, and Sault escapes. He plants his feet on the area of the turnbuckle WITHOUT nails on it, and grabs one of the chains hanging from the top of the pyramid! He climbs up the chain, as though he’s waiting for Superstar to follow him.

Slowly, Superstar obliges, and now both men are hanging from chains suspended from the cage roof. They start kicking at each other, hoping to knock one down. However, Anglesault has the smarter plan, as, using his feet, he begins to push Superstar UP…towards the flames. Superstar tries to stop it, so Anglesault JUMPS from his chain to Superstar’s chain…and PUSHES SUPERSTAR INTO THE FIRE!!!

Scalded, Superstar FALLS 15 FEET…BREAKING THE GLASS FLOOR AND FALLING THROUGH IT!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Anglesault looks on in shock, but seizing the opportunity, he climbs to the noose, and placing his feet on the circular part…

DELIVERS A SALTSAULT FROM THE NOOSE…15 FEET DOWN ONTO THE FALLEN SUPERSTAR~!!!! HOLY SHIT!! The noose fell down from the cage, as well. Superstar is DEAD, and Anglesault doesn’t look to good, either. Slowly, slowly, Anglesault gets up, and sees all the weapons now at his disposal…however, he only sees one he wants: the fallen noose.

Anglesault picks it up, and wraps it around Superstar’s neck…and then, WHILE HOLDING THE NOOSE AND CHOKING SUPERSTAR, LOCKS IN THE SCREAMS OF NO REPLY!!! It’s bad enough Superstar is already DEAD, but now he has an Ankle Lock and a guillotine applied to him!! 15 seconds…no tap out. 30 seconds…no tap out. 45 seconds…no tap out. The crowd is going wild with a “Superstar” chant, but…the referee notices that the Superstar is out cold, and signals for the bell, and this practice in brutality is over.

Winner: Anglesault in 17:53 via a Screams of No Reply/Noose combination, Superstar is knocked out.

Technical staff immediately rushes to the ring, puts out the flames, and takes off all the dangerous equipment. As the cage is raised, the aWo comes out, and puts the extremely bloody Anglesault onto their shoulders, as they celebrate with the STILL-Champion.

Superstar is struggling to get to his feet, and is doing so with the help of Big Poppa Popick, Tony the Body, Zack Malibu, and EvenflowDDT. They raise his arms, and the crowd gives him a standing ovation for his effort. With a lot of blood, sweat, and tears, a groggy Superstar acknowledges the fans as he’s helped to the back.

May 3, 2003

Career vs. Respect Match

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"

Tale of the Tape

Tony "The Body"

Height: 6'6"

Weight: 292 lbs.

Hometown: San Antonio, TX

Finishing Move: The Out of Body Experience

Career Accomplishments:

- Former 10 Time World Champion

- Former OAOAST Executive Producer

- Former SEAL Trainer

The Superstar

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 224 lbs.

Hometown: Naples, FL

Finishing Move: The Downfall

Career Accomplishments:

- Former OAOAST X Champion

- Former OAOMEF X Champion

- Has defeated Anglesault more than anyone in the OAOAST

RING ANNOUNCER

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is THE CAREER VS. RESPECT MATCH, scheduled for one fall! And in this match, there will be NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!

TENAY

What?! Who made that ruling?

RUSSO

I don't know, and I don't care. I love it. Now we can finally see Superstar truly bury the legend of Tony "The Body".

CUE: "Big Long Now"

There is an initial pop from the Canadian fans, but it immediately turns into overwhelming jeers as The Superstar finally makes his way down the ramp in the Saddledome.

TENAY

This is the biggest match of The Superstar's life, so he obviously has a look of determination on his face as he walks to the ring. Once he enters the ring, instead of pretentiously showboating like usual, he is quiet, focused, and ready for 'The Body.'

RUSSO

Out with the old, in with the new. You know, Tenay -- Tony used to be cool, but once he dropped the attitude and became nothing more than an '80s babyface he started to suck. That shit makes me sick to my Goddamn stomach! The pops he gets now are due to nostalgia. Plus, his gimmick is a Jesse "The Body" Vetura rip-off. Bullshit!

CUE: "Simply Ravishing"

As "The Body's" music blasts into the sound system, and the fans go absolutely apeshit for Tony "The Body!"

TENAY

In what may very well be his last appearance in the OAOAST, Tony is also focused and determined for this match. He slaps some fans' hands before getting into the ring, but once he enters the ropes; wait a minute, The Superstar has immediately attacked Tony.

*DING DING DING*

Superstar starts out with a flurry of kicks, punches, and stomps to Tony, who was taken by surprise by the unfair advantage of Superstar. Superstar picks up Tony, and whips him into the ropes. As he comes back, SS hits a blind back elbow…but Tony doesn't go down! Superstar turns around, and gets met with a flurry of punches to the face by Tony!

Tony picks up Superstar for a body slam, but Superstar immediately escapes, and chop blocks the left knee of The Body! Tony falls to the mat, and Superstar quickly drops an elbow on the leg. Superstar goes for another, but Tony moves out of the way, gets to his feet, and catches Superstar with the body slam!

Superstar, not to be shown up, rushes to his feet, and throws a wild haymaker, which is blocked by Tony! The Body then does one of his trademark maneuvers…the thumb to the eye! As Superstar backs off, Tony follows it up with more hate-filled punches, before bringing Superstar into the corner. Hard cross corner whip…and Tony charges in with an AVALANCHE!

Tony continues the punishment, with trademark knife edge chops! However, Superstar targets Tony with a quick kick to Tony's left knee, and takes control, hitting some knife edge chops of his own! As Tony struggles out of the corner, Superstar goes behind and catches him in position for a…HIGH ANGLE BACK SUPLEX! Tony hits the mat hard.

RUSSO

SS is owning that Ventura wannbe tonight.

Superstar drags Tony by his left leg, to the apron, and SS heads outside. He pulls Tony's leg to the ring post, and SLAMS it against the steel post! Tony screams in pain, as Superstar does this two more times. Superstar has crueler intentions, however, and goes under the ring and finds A STEEL CHAIR. With Tony's leg in place, Superstar swings…but Tony pulls his leg away and Superstar hits nothing but post!

Frustrated, Superstar climbs onto the apron, but Tony is up, and catches Superstar with a running shoulder block to the midsection, sending Superstar FLYING to the outside, hitting the announce table in the process!

Tony heads outside this time, as well, but is met with a boot to the gut by Superstar. SS tries to slam Tony's head into the announce table, but Tony blocks it, slams Superstar's head into it, and gives him a beautiful Standing Suplex on the floor! With Superstar down, Tony grabs him by the legs…and CATAPULTS HIM into the steel ring post!

TENAY

Face first! Tony's startng to make his comeback...

RUSSO

Nah, that's in three months.

Tony, finally getting a sizeable advantage in the match, sends Superstar back into the ring…but not before first grabbing the steel chair that Superstar left behind! Back in the ring, Tony raises the chair on the fallen Superstar…but apparently has better ideas. He puts the chair down, and when Superstar gets up, whips him into the ropes…ATOMIC DROP! Superstar doesn't fall down, but walks right back to Tony, into an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Superstar is hurt but still not down, so Tony charges to the ropes…RUNNING FOREARM SHOT takes Superstar down!

Tony heads outside again, and this time grabs the steel ring steps. He goes back into the ring, but Superstar has had time to recover, and he has the steel chair! Tony is unbeknownst to this, since he has the stairs at eye-level. Using this to his advantage, Superstar, crouched down, leaps forward and slams the chair directly into Tony's left knee! Tony collapses to the mat, his face first hitting the steel steps. Superstar quickly rolls Tony over, this could be it already!

One!

Two!

No!

TENAY

Oh! SS nearly had him.

Superstar doesn't look fazed by the near fall, as he picks Tony up, and delivers a body slam, intentionally so that Tony's knee hit the steel ring steps! Superstar taunts the crowd, which is a bad move as it gave Tony time to somewhat recover. When Tony reaches his feet, Superstar darts right for his knee again, but Tony sees it coming and pounds on the neck of Superstar, before delivering a swinging neckbreaker!

Seeing an opportunity, Tony takes the steel chair and places it on the face of The Superstar. He runs to the ropes, LEG DROP on the CHAIR, onto the FACE of The Superstar! Tony covers:

One!

Two!

No!

TENAY

Another close call.

Tony goes to the legs of Superstar like he's going to lock in a submission hold, but instead gives a big stomp right to the testicles of The Superstar! Tony heads to a corner of the ring, facing the ring steps, facing Superstar. As SS reaches his feet, Tony charges, using the ring steps as a platform, for a HUGE running clothesline! However, both men go down, as Tony may have hurt his knee even more.

TENAY

That knee must be screaming in pain.

RUSSO

Are you talking about psychology or some shit?

TENAY

Tony injured that very knee three weeks ago against the OAOAST champion Anglesault on the Intense Zone.

Both men reach their feet at the same time, and begin to slug it out again. However, Superstar uses Tony's strategy against him, with a thumb to the eye. He puts the chair in place, kicks Tony in the gut, and runs to the ropes. It could be time for The Downfall.

However, Tony sees it coming and picks Superstar up in a fireman's carry…SAMOAN DROP ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Tony hooks both of Superstar's legs:

One!

Two!

NO!

Tony picks Superstar up from behind, grabs him in a headlock…and hits a big BULLDOG! Tony acknowledges the crowd, and heads outside the ring again. This time, he goes under the ring and pulls out…a TWO BY FOUR!

He heads back into the ring, and with Superstar slowly getting to his feet, Tony raises the 2x4, and brings it down…but Superstar rolls out of the way, and kicks Tony's left knee again! Tony goes down, and Superstar has control of the weapon.

Superstar hits Tony HARD in the back with the 2x4! AND AGAIN, with even more force! A THIRD TIME, and the shots keep getting worse! Finally, Superstar HITS TONY SO HARD, THE 2X4 BREAKS IN HALF! Cursing, Superstar throws the broken wood out of the ring, and grabs the steel chair for the knockout shot. He charges and SWINGS at Tony, but Tony ducks, Superstar hits the ropes, and the chair BOUNCES BACK IN HIS FACE! A weakened Tony takes advantage, and gets a rollup!

ONE!

TWO!

THR-NO!!!

Superstar is first to his feet, however, as Tony suffered four 2x4 shots to the back. Superstar yells obscenities at Tony, before hooking him in a front face lock…SNAP SUPLEX! Superstar holds onto the face lock, however, and picks him up…Vertical Suplex! Tenaciously, Superstar continues to hold on…and hits a STALLING BRAINBUSTER!

Sensing that the end is near, Superstar whips Tony into the ropes…MAIN EVENT SLEEPER~! Tony tries to fight it, but slowly starts fading. Noticing he has another weak body part to work over, Superstar, while still holding onto the sleeper, drives his knee into Tony's weak leg! This allows Superstar to bring Tony to the ground, in a sitting position. Along with the sleeper, Superstar then locks in a VICIOUS Leg Grapevine! Tony is in a double submission, and he's fading fast.

RUSSO

Check that out. I've never seen that before.

TENAY

That's because you're watching wrestling.

A huge "Let's Go Tony!" chant fills the Saddledome, but Tony isn't responding. The referee finally checks to see if Tony is unconscious.

The arm drops once!

The arm drops TWICE!

THE ARM DROPS THR-NO!!!

Feeding off the energy of the Calgary crowd, Tony begins to stir, and fights out of the leg grapevine! Superstar is in disbelief, but Tony is getting to his feet, whilst in the Sleeper. Tony hits elbows to the midsection of Superstar, and he escapes by whipping Superstar into the ropes.

As Superstar comes bounding back, Tony catches him with a shoulder block! Tony runs to the ropes, but as Tony comes back, Superstar grabs Tony's leg from the ground, forces him down, and locks in a Spinning Toe Hold! Tony is absolutely screaming from the pain in his leg, but tries to make it to the ropes. He is close to reaching them, but Superstar immediately pulls him back! He tries to lock the hold in deeper, but wait, Tony catches Superstar with a surprise small package!

ONE!

TWO!

THRE—NO!

Superstar makes it to his feet in SHOCK, as he can't believe that Tony is still in this match. Superstar grabs the ring steps from a far corner, and brings them to the center of the ring. Tony is up, and the two start exchanging punches. Superstar kicks Tony right in the knee again, however, but as Tony is going down, he hits a desperation LOW BLOW! With Superstar doubled over, Tony sees an opportunity…DDT ON THE RING STEPS!!

Superstar now has a bloody nose, and Tony signals that the end is near. He heads to the top rope, and as Superstar gets up and turns around…FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Tony is clutching his knee, but looks to the crowd and says "This ain't over yet!" Before heading to the outside.

Tony goes under the ring once again, and pulls out a STACK OF TABLES. Tony sends THREE tables into the ring, and once inside, sets one up in the corner. However, when Tony's back is turned, Superstar kicks the referee right into Tony, sending him into the turnbuckle! Tony glares menacingly at the ref, which allows Superstar to recover, go behind Tony, and hit a GERMAN SUPLEX! Superstar holds onto the waistlock, but then positions himself directly in front of the set up table, and gives Tony A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE SET UP IN THE CORNER~!

Big "Holy Shit!" chant from the Canadian crowd, as Superstar rolls Tony out of the wreckage. Superstar grabs Tony's legs, and rolls them over into a bridge!

ONE!

TWO!

THRE---NO!!!!

Superstar doesn't even show signs of disbelief, as he picks Tony up…STAR POWER!!!

ONE!!

TWO!!

THRE—KICKOUT!

Superstar now POUNDS the mat with frustration. He decides to go back to what he's been working on for the past 15 minutes: the left knee. He lays in some stomps to it, before grabbing the steel chair and placing Tony's knee inside of it! Superstar screams "Pillmanizing Time~!" and heads to the top rope!

However, before he can get there, the referee stops him, telling him that "Enough is enough!" Superstar looks him dead in the eye, and audibly says, "No, not enough. Not until the Body is DEAD!"

This exchange gave Tony time to recover! As Superstar climbs the top rope, oblivious, Tony takes the chair off from around his leg, gets up, and as Superstar turns on the turnbuckle…GETS BLASTED WITH A HUGE CHAIRSHOT FROM TONY, and Superstar goes FLYING to the outside!!!!

Superstar lands on the ground below with a loud "Thud" as the Canadian crowd begins another "Tony!" chant. Tony picks Superstar up off the ground, but SS tenaciously grabs hold of the nearby ring post. Not being able to break the hold, Tony tries a waistlock, but gets met with a mule kick by Superstar! As Tony doubles over, Superstar puts his head between his legs, lifts Tony up…

PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tony's head BOUNCES as a loud "ooooh" echoes through the arena. Satisfied, Superstar rolls Tony into the ring and hooks the leg!

ONE~!

TWO~!

KICKOUT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a flashback to the days of the Herculean-giants of the squared circle, Tony IMMEDIATELY gets back up, and Superstar is in SHOCK. Like Hogan himself, Tony begins to shake, and as Superstar throws punches, they do absolutely NO damage!

Tony blocks another punch, ONE, TWO, THREE, whip into the ropes, going for a big boot, but SUPERSTAR WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO THE LEFT KNEE OF TONY~! Tony falls like a sack of bricks, as Superstar quickly applies an INDIAN DEATHLOCK~!!!!!! Tony hollers in pain, doing all he can to not succumb to the pain and tap. Knowing it's perfectly legal, Superstar blatantly grabs onto the ropes for leverage, putting Tony in even MORE pain! The building is literally SHAKING as the fans are pounding their feet, trying to get Tony to escape.

Tony, unknowingly, has his shoulders down, so the referee begins the count!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!! Tony POWERS off the mat, but he's in so much pain that he's almost in shock. He's doing all he can to reverse the pressure, but with Superstar using the ropes, he's slowly…fading…

Until Superstar LETS GO of the hold. He slips outside the ring, and grabs a microphone. Back in the ring, he gets RIGHT in Tony's face.

"Tony, why won't you just DIE!? For the past TWENTY MINUTES I've been kicking your ass from pillar to post, destroying your knee, and still, you just WON'T QUIT. Well here's your last chance. Before I make it so you never walk again, I'm giving you the opportunity right now, to tell me, the ref, and the WHOLE WORLD that at this moment, YOU QUIT. Go on, SAY IT!"

Out of breath, with the microphone in his face, Tony stammers out the words:

"I….I…I……WANT YOU TO GO TO HELL~!!!!!"

The crowd pops enormously, and at that moment, with Superstar bent over, Tony reaches up and rolls Superstar into a SMALL PACKAGE!

ONE~!!!!!

TWO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!

TENAY

It's over!

NO~!!! Superstar kicks out at 2.999999! Enraged, Superstar is up and charges at Tony, who catches him with a drop toe hold! Then with a sidewalk slam! He motions for Superstar to get up, and when he does, he puts him in piledriver position!

TENAY

I thought it was over.

RUSSO

You're just like Jim Ross, you both blown things up.

BUT WAIT! Superstar reverses into a back body drop! NO WAIT! Tony reverses into a sunset flip! NO! Superstar reverses THAT by sitting down on top of Tony, and he hooks the legs!!!

ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!

KICKOUT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd is going absolutely INSANE right now, as these two men just won't quit. It seems as though Superstar has a back up plan, as he pulls something out of his tights…BRASS KNUCKLES. Both men get up, and Tony gets WALLOPED with a punch, sending him crashing to the mat. Instead of covering, Superstar heads to the top rope…FROG SPLASH ON TONY'S LEFT KNEE~!!

Without missing a beat, Superstar carries Tony and sets him up on the turnbuckle. With Tony occupied, he sets up ANOTHER one of the tables in the ring. He seems to be preparing for a reverse Razor's Edge of some sort…when TONY STARTS FIGHTING BACK! Punches in bunches to the back of Superstar's head, and then a TOP ROPE BULLDOG THROUGH THE

TABLE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet another "Holy Shit!" chant echoes through the arena, as both men are lying motionless amidst the wreckage of the table. Finally, Tony begins to stir, as does Superstar. Once they get to their feet, Tony ducks a wild punch, and hooks Superstar up…SLINGSHOT SUPLEX, ONTO THE JAGGED PIECES OF THE TABLE~!

Tony makes a "That's IT!" signal, and picks Superstar up. He sends him into the ropes…OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~!!! No, wait, Superstar stopped it with a knee to the midsection!

With Tony doubled over, Superstar charges into the ropes…

THE DOWNFALL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent, Superstar COVERS TONY!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE~!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!

KICKOUT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Canadian crowd has a collective heart attack as Tony kicks out of The Downfall! Knowing he has to go back to the knee, Superstar grabs Tony's leg and drags it to the ring post. He goes outside the ring, and locks in the RING POST FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony's knee may very well be SHATTERED, but he STILL isn't giving up. After a minute in the hold, using all the strength he can muster, Tony pulls his legs OUT of the hold, sending Superstar onto the concrete HEAD FIRST.

Once back into the ring, Tony sets up the final table in the corner, and finds something lying in the ring: The BRASS KNUCKLES. He puts them on, and when Superstar groggily gets back into the ring, Tony NAILS Superstar with them! Superstar goes down, but the table stops him from falling completely. Tony takes this opportunity to hit Superstar with a…

SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Tony pulls Superstar out of the wreckage, and covers!

ONE!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!

THR-NO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being sure to hold onto the advantage, Tony picks Superstar and whips him into the ropes…

OUT

OF

BODY

EXPERIENCE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The roof is about to blow off the Saddledome as Tony makes the valiant cover!

ONE~!

TWO~!!!!

THREE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! Superstar BARELY, BARELY, BARELY gets the shoulder up! Tony gets off of Superstar, and stares maliciously at the steel chair that was used on him some 15 minutes ago. He grabs the chair, and heads to the top rope as the crowd is going insane with a "Let's Go Tony!" chant.

Tony reaches the top rope, and once Superstar gets to his feet, SAILS off with a diving chair shot! BUT SUPERSTAR SIDESTEPS IT…and Tony lands RIGHT on his LEFT KNEE, causing him to COLLAPSE TO THE MAT!!!! Superstar grabs Tony, sets the chair down, and whips him into the ropes…..OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE ON THE STEEL CHAIR~!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd GASPS and waits in stunned silence for the count.

ONE!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TENAY

What a match! It was so great we got caught watching as fans, not commentators.

*DING DING DING*

The bell is the only sound that can be heard, as the crowd is absolutely SHOCKED at what they've just seen. "The Body" has been retired.

RUSSO

I guess you can say that was in loving memory, baybee~!

RING ANNOUNCER

The winner: The Superstar in 35:42.

Some of the crowd boos, others are still in shock in what they just saw.

TENAY

Well, Vince, our portion AngleMania II is over, but what a night we've had here in the Saddledome.

Tony gets off the mat and the fans give him a standing ovation.

TENAY

Great sign of respect by the fans as they give Tony a great reaction on his last night in the OAOAST.

May 3, 2003

STEEL CAGE MATCH

THE SUPERSTAR vs. SOME GUY

RING ANNOUNCER

The following contest, is the STEEEL CAGE match! The match can be won by pinfall or submission only.

COLE

What a night it's been so far at Living Angleously, but Coach, are you ready for this?

COACH

You bet your ASS I'm ready, Cole. Superstar and Some Guy, one on one, inside the confines of a steel cage.

COLE

Don't be fooled. Just because it isn't a chain-mesh cage, doesn't mean it isn't dangerous. Those black bars are brutal.

CUE: "Sexy Boy"

RING ANNOUNCER

Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 225 lbs, SOOOME GUYYYYY~!

The crowd goes INSANE as Some Guy dances out of the curtain, and all the way to ringside. From the outside, he shakes the cage, and climbs up to the top, where he poses. The crowd cheers wildly and holds up signs. He climbs down the cage inside of the ring and does one more pose as pyro SHOOTS off.

CUE: "Heart-Shaped Box"

RING ANNOUNCER

On his way to the ring, from Naples, Florida, he weighs in at 230 lbs, he is THE SUPERSTAR!

The crowd goes from wild cheering to hateful jeering as The Superstar walks through the curtain. He has an extremely determined, almost somber look in his eyes as he slowly approaches the cage. Like Some Guy, he shakes the cage before carefully entering the ring through the cage door.

COACH

Rumor has it that this may very well be The Superstar's LAST match in the OAOAST!

COLE

If it is, let's just hope these guys put on a hell of a performance and that Superstar goes out with a bang.

COACH

Literally.

*DING DING DING*

Both men stare a hole in each other from opposite sides of the ring, until Some Guy stalks to the middle of the ring, and motions to Superstar to do the same. SS walks forward, but LUNGES into Some Guy with a right hand, and the two immediately begin going at it, throwing the hardest punches they can! Superstar ducks a wild punch by Some Guy and hooks him up for a vertical suplex, but Some Guy drops behind Superstar, and grabs him for a Reverse Some-DT, but Superstar elbows out of THAT, and runs at SG but gets caught in an SOMEDRAG which finally takes him down.

COLE

No one here has the clear upper-hand during the early stages of this cage match!

COACH

Speaking of cage, c'mon guys, USE IT! I WANT VIOLENCE!

Some Guy works an armbar, but Superstar quickly escapes and throws Some Guy over his shoulder in a type of Judo-throw. He hooks SG in a chinlock, but SG fights it, rises to his feet, and drops back down, as Superstar's chin crashes into the head of Some Guy. SS is dazed, as Some Guy runs to the ropes, and attempts a SOMELINE, but Superstar ducks, grabs his head, and sends him RIGHT into the cage, face-first!

COACH

YEAH! That's what I want to see!

COLE

Some Guy's nose may be BROKEN after that!

Some Guy staggers back from hitting the cage, and Superstar hooks him up, brings him into the air, and drops him down on his NECK in a beautiful high-angle back suplex! With SG down stomach-first, Superstar runs into the ropes and jumps high into the air, crashing down with his knee across the neck of Some Guy! Superstar forcefully brings SG to his feet, hooks him in reverse DDT position, but instead sends him up and drops him down with an inverted suplex!

COLE

And RIGHT AWAY you can see that the focus for The Superstar in this match is the neck of Some Guy.

COACH

Oh yeah! You think we'll see the Fall from Heaven tonight? From the TOP of the CAGE?!

COLE

Don't give him ideas.

With Some Guy on the ground, Superstar latches in a front face lock. The crowd begins to clap in rhythm to revitalize SG, and he starts feeding off of the crowd. Superstar tries to fight it, but SG makes it to his feet and begins to land in punches and elbows to the midsection of SS, and using all the force he can muster, Some Guy charges and pushes Superstar back-first into the steel cage! With Superstar weakened, Some Guy drops back and brings SS over with a Northern Lights Some-plex! The referee drops into position!

ONE!

TWO!

KICKOUT!!!!

COACH

OH MY GOD! That was a close call for The Superstar.

COLE

I'm sure he didn't expect that from Some Guy, to just come back like that.

Caught off guard with the surprise suplex, Superstar hustles to his feet and runs at Some Guy with a clothesline, but Some Guy ducks, runs off the opposite ropes, and catches Superstar with a Neckbreaker Some-drop! He waits for Superstar to hurry to his feet, and SG catches him with a Someline! This time, Superstar is slower to reach his feet, but once he does, Some Guy runs to the ropes behind SS, and nails him with a Somedog! Some Guy quickly lands on Superstar with a lateral press!

ONE!

TWO~!

NO~!!!!!!

COLE

Quite the flurry of offense there by Some Guy!

COACH

I've missed seeing this flamboyant guy in the ring.

Some Guy brings Superstar to his feet, but SS drops to his knees and lands a big low blow on SG! Some Guy doubles over in pain, and Superstar shocks him with some knife-edge chops. He brings SG into the corner and begins to pound on him with punch after punch, and he then brings him out of the corner, right into a SNAP suplex! Superstar floats over right into a pin attempt!

ONE!

TWO!

KICKOUT~!

COLE

What a back and forth match this is!

COACH

For REAL! I thought Some Guy had the advantage, but Superstar shows us just how tenacious he is.

Some Guy quickly gets to his feet again, blocks a Superstar punch, and begins firing off shots of his own, including a few Some-edge chops! However, Superstar catches him with a knee to the midsection, grabs him by the head, and sends him FACE FIRST once again into the cage! However, with a burst of energy, Some Guy NO SELLS this, stares a shocked Superstar right in the eye, smiles, and grabs SUPERSTAR by the head, and he sends him into the CAGE! AND AGAIN! AND A *THIRD* TIME! Superstar just falls flat on his back to the mat, and Some Guy grabs the legs of SS and brings them over into a Some-bridge!

ONE~!

TWO~!

NO!!!!!

COACH

Superstar got NO POBO'D, and ended up getting his ASS KICKED as a result! I LOVE IT!

Superstar slowly gets up, with help from the ropes, and Some Guy, seeing this, runs off the opposite ropes, and hits Superstar with a knee to the back of the head, which sends him into the cage once again, and staggers back into a RELEASE GERMAN SOME-PLEX! Without missing a beat, Some Guy grabs Superstar by the legs and sends him AGAIN into the cage, with a CATAPULT!

COLE

Would you look at that? Superstar is BUSTED OPEN!

COACH

BLOOD! YES! FINALLY!

Indeed, Superstar has quite the flow of blood on the top of his head, as Some Guy drops a Some-elbow drop onto his sternum. He covers SS, but this pinfall gets reversed into a small package by Superstar, with a hold of the tights!

ONE~!

TWO~!

THR-KICKOUT~!!!!!!!

COLE

YES! Superstar tried to steal one, but Some Guy was able to escape the predicament!

Both men reach their feet at roughly the same time, and Superstar extends his leg out, catching Some Guy in the face with a big boot! This sends him bouncing off the ropes, right into a NECKBREAKER by The Superstar! Superstar picks up SG, but immediately drops him back to the canvas with a sickening DDT!

COLE

You think Superstar forgot about working on the neck of Some Guy?

COACH

Hell no he didn't, and this may get even uglier within the next couple of minutes.

Superstar utilizes a blatant choke on Some Guy, and then picks him up off the mat by the throat, and sends the back of Some Guy's head RIGHT into the cage! AND AGAIN! Superstar turns Some Guy around, and DROPS him with a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX, with a bridge!

ONE!!

TWO~!!!!

THRE-NO~!!!!!!!!!

COLE

My GOD this is sick! You were right when you said this would get uglier!

COACH

And LOOK! Now SOME GUY is busted open, too! This is going to turn into a bloodbath before it's over.

Noticing the blood on the forehead of Some Guy, Superstar picks him up and brings him to the side of the cage…and begins GRINDING THE FOREHEAD AGAINST THE METAL BARS OF THE CAGE~! As Some Guy tries to recover in the corner, Superstar stares at him with a sadistic smile. He brings SG to his feet, and puts him in a front face lock, and brings his arm over his head, lifting him up for a BRAINBUSTER…but Some Guy drops out, grabs Superstar, and gives him a WHEELBARROW SOME-PLEX! AND ANOTHER! AND THE THIRD!

COLE

YES! YES! THE ROLLING WHEELBARROW SOME-PLEXES! Do NOT count Some Guy out yet!

COACH

This match is AMAZING in both its brutality and the wrestling ability shown by both men!

COLE

WAIT! Some Guy is in the corner…YES! He's TUNING UP THE BAND!

COACH

Superstar could have a Some Kick on the way!

Superstar staggers to his feet, and Some Guy flies out of the corner with the Some Kick, but NO! Superstar grabs the foot, turns SG around, and scoops him up onto his shoulder, and sends him HEADFIRST into the cage! He then puts his head down, and has him set up in position for the STAR POWER DRIVER…but NO! Some Guy drops out of this position, kicks Superstar in the midsection, and puts his head between his legs. He lifts him up, and drops HIM head-first onto the canvas!

COLE

SOME DRIVER~! SOME DRIVER~!

Some Guy soaks in the adulation of the fans, and then, noticing Superstar down and out on the canvas, he begins to slowly scale the cage!

COACH

What the hell is Some Guy doing? You can't win the match by escaping the cage!

COLE

I think he may be doing something that he ALWAYS wants to do- give the fans their money's worth.

COACH

…and be a big show-off in the process.

Some Guy, rung by rung, climbs up the cage wall, until he's at the very top of the cage. He turns around, and glances down at Superstar, 15-feet below. He then looks at the fans, which are going absolutely crazy at this point. He acknowledges them, and then points at Superstar. Then, without hesitation, Some Guy DIVES OFF THE CAGE WITH A SOME SPLASH…BUT SUPERSTAR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY~!!!! SOME GUY FALLS 15 FEET AND LANDS ON HIS STOMACH!

COLE

OH MY GOD! SOME GUY'S RIBS MAY BE DESTROYED!

COACH

Sometimes pleasing the fans just isn't worth the risk.

Superstar grabs Some Guy by the head and hastily brings him to his feet, sets him up in Fisherman's Suplex position…and DROPS HIM WITH THE STAR POWER~!!! SS floats into a cover, hooking both legs!

ONE~!!!!

TWO~!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE-NO~!

KICKOUT~!!!!!!!!!

COACH

UNBELIEVABLE!

Superstar motions backstage for something, and then clasps the resilient Some Guy into the MAIN EVENT SLEEPER~! Some Guy's eyes flutter shut, and it looks like he's out cold. Superstar tries to ensure this by wrapping his legs around the midsection, in a body scissors. With this double submission, SG fades quickly, and the ref checks for the submission.

THE ARM DROPS ONCE!

THE ARM DROPS TWICE~!

THE ARM DROPS THRICE~!

NO~!!!!!!! Some Guy's arm doesn't touch the canvas, and he begins feeding off of the adrenaline of the crowd, who are getting behind him with a loud "Some Guy!" chant! He begins fighting the hold, and rises to a knee! Superstar stops the alleged-momentum shift by dropping Some Guy to the mat on the back of his head, and then we see what Superstar was motioning for!

COLE

ANGLESAULT~! Superstar's Un-Stablemate, Anglesault, is running to ringside with a steel chair!

COACH

I thought the cage was to PREVENT interference from the damn Un-Stable!

Sault reaches ringside, and he slides the chair under the cage door to The Superstar! The referee on the outside of the ring tries to send him backstage, but Anglesault ignores him. This is until K-MONEY RUNS TO RINGSIDE~! K LUNGES at Anglesault with punches and a clothesline over the ring barrier! The two continue to brawl all the way until they are out of sight.

COLE

But the more important matter here is that Superstar has the steel chair that Anglesault brought with him, and Some Guy will be at his mercy!

With a sadistic smile and blood soaking his face, Superstar raises the chair above his head to bring down on the still-grounded Some Guy, but SG hits a shot to the midsection on SS, which causes him to drop the chair! Some Guy continues to rally with punches to the face of Superstar, and with SS dazed, SG runs off the ropes, and nails Superstar with a SPEAR~! Some Guy, eying the chair, grabs it as the fans go crazy knowing what's next!

COLE

OH YEAH~! It's time for Some Guy to get some revenge!

COACH

PAYBACK'S A BITCH~!

Once Superstar gets to his feet, he sees SG holding the chair and begins to beg off! Some Guy ignores this plea, and takes a MIGHTY SWING…but Superstar ducks! Some Guy sees this coming and quickly turns around, and he tosses the chair in Superstar's face! Superstar, instinctively, catches the chair, and Some Guy nails him with THE SOME-DAMINATOR~!!!!!!

COLE

WHAT A MANUEVER!

Some Guy quickly hooks a leg and pins the fallen Superstar!

ONE!!!

TWO~!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEE~~!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!! Superstar shoots his shoulder up at the VERY LAST SECOND!

Some Guy is shocked, but he picks Superstar up and puts his head between his legs for the SOME BOMB! NO, wait, Superstar backdrops out! He picks SG up and whips him into the ropes, but Some Guy nails him with a FLYING FOREARM SMASH! Superstar tries to quickly regain his composure and get to his feet, but Some Guy is waiting for him, and he jumps onto his shoulders for the SOMECANRANA~!! NO, SUPERSTAR REVERSES INTO A POWERBOMB, and SOME GUY IS DROPPED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK~!!!

COACH

OH MY GOD~! That's SICK!

COLE

As Some Guy's neck gets weaker and weaker, Superstar's work on it will just be even more vicious.

Superstar doesn't even go for the pin, and he instead scoops Some Guy up onto his shoulder, and nails the STAR POWER DRIVER~!!!!

COLE

TOMBSTONE! Two moves that can DIRECTLY impact the neck in a ROW!

COACH

I hate to say it, but Superstar has Some Guy BEAT after that Star Power Driver.

COLE

But wait, where's Superstar going? He's CLIMBING UP THE CAGE!

COACH

I think he wants to show Some Guy that HE can come off the top better than him!

COLE

But what could he be going for? Oh my God, wait…

Superstar signals for a move he hasn't attempted in 3 months…and COMES OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH THE SUPERSPLASH~!!!!! NO!! SOME GUY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY~!!!!! We have a double knockout in the middle of the ring as the fans are going RABID with a "Some Guy!" chant. Some Guy begins to stir first, and he crawls to the corner to help himself up. Superstar looks completely out of it, but he slowly climbs up the ropes to reach his feet. Some Guy is standing in the corner, and begins stomping his foot!

COLE

Oh, IT'S TIME~!

Superstar walks towards Some Guy, and Some Guy bursts out of the corner…SOME KICK~! SOME KICK~! SOME KICK~!!!!!! Some Guy falls to the mat next to Superstar, but begins to crawl over, and he hooks a leg for the pin attempt, and the crowd chants with every referee hand slap on the mat!

ONE~!!!!!!!!!!

TWO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEE~!!!!!!!!!

NO~!!!! Superstar once AGAIN shoots his shoulder up at the very last millisecond!

COLE

Coach, can you BELIEVE THIS?!

COACH

What the HELL!? I can't believe the Some Kick didn't put The Superstar down and out! What resiliency by these two men! Unbelievable!

Some Guy sees Superstar down again, looks to the corner of the cage, and, hearing the reaction of the crowd, begins slowly scaling the cage wall one more time! Unbeknownst to him, though, is the fact that slowly, The Superstar follows him up the cage! Once Some Guy reaches the very top of the cage, Superstar hits him with a LOW BLOW~! Superstar turns Some Guy around, and sits him on the top of the cage, laying in some stiff punches afterward.

COLE

Oh my…Coach, you don't think…

COACH

I TOLD YOU, COLE! The Superstar is going to give Some Guy the FALL FROM HEAVEN from the VERY TOP OF THE CAGE~!

Superstar stands Some Guy on the top of the cage wall, and brings him up in the air…but SOME GUY DROPS OUT, lands a few rungs below The Superstar, and turns around so he's facing him! He returns one of the favors to SS by giving him a low blow, and then puts Superstar on his shoulders…

COACH

NO WAY. You think he would do this?

COLE

I KNOW he'll do this.

Some Guy, standing on one very top rungs of the cage, LEAPS OFF, WITH A SITOUT SUPER SOME-BOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE~!!!!!

COACH & COLE

OH MY GOD~!!!!!!

The crowd is speechless, but immediately breaks into chants of "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

COACH

I couldn't agree more! UNBELIEVABLE!

COLE

But will Some Guy be able to make the cover? YES, HE DOES!

Some Guy valiantly hooks both legs of The Superstar, as the referee leaps into position to count the pinfall:

ONE~!!!!!!!!!!

TWO~!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!

*DING DING DING*

The crowd ERUPTS into cheers as the bell is rung, and "Sexy Boy" blasts out of the speakers.

RING ANNOUNCER

Laaaadies and gentlemen, THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, in 28:59...SOOOOOME GUYYYYYY~!

Neither man is responsive, but once the referee raises the hand of Some Guy, it gives him new life, as he jumps to his feet much to the delight of the crowd! He begins dancing and posing as confetti falls from the rafters to celebrate the return victory of the OAOAST legend.

COLE

What a match that was. The fans were on their feet for each and every second of it, and they weren't disappointed.

COACH

I don't think I've EVER seen a match quite like that. Truly amazing.

The Superstar slowly, slowly gets to his feet with the help of the ropes, and stands behind Some Guy, who's posing to the fans. The crowd begins to boo, and Some Guy turns around. The two men are nose to nose, the blood on their faces almost mixing. And then, Some Guy extends his hand. Superstar stares at Some Guy, the crowd, the cage, the ceiling, backstage, and back at Some Guy. With tears in his eyes…

The Superstar hugs Some Guy. The crowd bursts into cheers as the two men who just waged war with each other embrace in the ring. Fireworks shoot off from the turnbuckles as the fans soak in this emotional moment. Superstar takes the hand of Some Guy and raises it. The cage is raised, and Superstar exits the ring, allowing Some Guy to celebrate. However, as Superstar slowly walks up the aisle, he turns around, with tears in his eyes, and raises his arm one more time before heading backstage.

May 3, 2003

EXTRAS~!

::Suddenly, Saliva's "Superstar" plays in the arena. The crowd boos, because they thought they heard the end of that horrible song at Wrestlemania

Out walks "The Superstar" James Allan. He's about 6'2" and 232 pounds. He has a cocky grin on his face, and he's wearing an OOAST t-shirt ("GET THE (first) A OUT!" reads the back of the shirt) Allan is wearing black wrestling pants, with a purple lightning bolt down the side. He spits at a fan at ringside, and rips up a young boy's autograph book::

"What you see in the AngleRing right now is the NEWEST SUPERSTAR in the OOAST. But I'm not just any superstar. I am *THE* Superstar! I am James Allan , and I have come to the OOAST to destroy anyone who gets in my way! Whether I hit them with my Supersplash (450) or my Star Power (Tombstone), they'll all be lookin up at the rafters after messin with me! I've done it all! I've stared in ((cough cough horrible B)) movies...I've played ((optimist)) baseball in the big leagues, and I decided, why not grace the OOAST with my superb wrestling skills? That's why right now, I'm calling out anyone in the back that wants to take on this Super STUD. Whether it be OddflowDDT, SomeDude, SandSham, or Cobainwasmurder(tolistento). I'll show you how a REAL Superstar handles the business around here! ::drops mic and waits for the impending challenger::

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Suddenly, Will Smith's "Nod Your Head", the theme song for Men In

Black 2, begins playing. The arena is lit up by a video playing on

the Angle-Tron...The In Crowd's entrance video! Fans pop at the sight

of their favorites on the screen, and now a spotlight shining down on

the aisleway shows Zack Malibu, The Superstar, and EvenflowDDT, along

with Alison, all clad in black suits and shades, similar to the stars

of the movie. The In Crowd makes their way to the ring, amidst the

cheers of the crowd, and all four pose and work the crowd into more of a frenzy.

JR:"Well I'll be...what is The In Crowd doing tonight?"

The song fades out, and the lights come on. The In Crowd stand in the

ring, and now everyone gets a good glimpse of them, clad in snazzy

black suits. Zack Malibu is looking around the arena, smiling, as are

the other members of The In Crowd. Zack takes the mic, and waits for

the cheers to die down.

ZM:"People of Earth...allow us to introduce ourselves. We are the Men

'In Crowd' Black!"

Fans pop loudly. JR laughs.

ZM:"And we are here to protect the One and Only Anglesault Thread from

the scum of the universe, namely, those in the Deadly Alliance!"

Another pop, with some boos mixed in for mentioning the DA.

ZM:"You see, we've used our assets to travel this world, and others,

far and wide, and we've never seen scum like The Deadly Alliance

anywhere! I mean, you have that scourge, that slime, that leader of

their's...what's his name..."

EfDDT:"Uh...do you mean Big Poppa Poopdeck?"

ZM:"Yes! Poopdeck! I'll have you know, people, that Poopdeck has

been wanted by the agency for a long, long time..."

SS:"You mean he's a fugitive, Agent Z?"

ZM:"Indeed he is, Agent S. Poopdeck has been wanted by the agency for

wrongfully impersonating a cool person, as well as a decent

wrestler!"

Other members of the "MICB" feign shock.

SS:"Well, what about Sandy...the Neo Sandman. I'll chase him down

until my last day on Earth...or any other planet. They'll have to

bury me in this suit!"

EfDDT:"They're gonna do that anyway. Don't you read the script. When

you put the suit on, it's the last suit you'll ever wear!"

SS:"Oh yeah. Well...I'm not going to rest until we've apprehended him

for wrongful impersonation of a human being. I mean, what normal

earthling would act the way he does, and say the things he says. He's

not an earthling...he's a Sand Monkey."

Again, the MICB feign shock.

ZM:"You don't mean..."

SS:"Indeed I do, Agent Z. I've pulled his file, and this is what I

found. Neo Sandman is actually a Sand Monkey from the star system

Isucklots. They are a different breed, one who promotes hostile

activity due to a lack of genital units. The good part about the

species is that they are however, unable to reproduce."

EfDDT and Alison let out sighs of relief, and wipe their foreheads.

EfDDT:"Yes, but what about Alfdogg? Everyone knows Alf was an alien.

Granted, he was funny, furry, lovable. Alfdogg may have a bit of the

furry thing going on, but dude, let's face it...he calls himself the

US Champion. Shouldn't he be back on Melmac, chasing cats or

something?"

ZM:"I'll make a call to Willy Tanner tonight. He was caught harboring

Alf, so now he works for us. Maybe he'll be able to tell you how to

handle an Alfdogg!"

EfDDT:"Awesome!"

EfDDT and Zack do The In Crowd's "cool handshake".

ZM:"And finally, people, the last person that we'd like to put out an

AAPB for..."

SS:"AAPB?"

ZM:"Alien All Points Bulletin."

SS:"Oooh...continue!"

ZM:"The last person on the MICB's most wanted list, is this man..."

Angle-Tron shows a not too flattering picture of Caboose.

ZM:"This man claims to be the champion of your world, yet it does not

appear as if he has respect for anyone on it. He's also known to hide

in shadows, which may mean he's some type of vampire creature,

vulnerable to lights..."

EfDDT:"Dude...we already KNOW that Caboose is breed of Vampire!"

SS:"Agent E-F-DDT! You weren't suppose to alarm the good citizen

watchers of the OAOAST!"

ZM:"It's OK, Agent S. The vampiristic nature of Caboose is quite

obvious, even to the unknowing public."

SS:"It is?"

EfDDT:"Why's that?"

ZM:"Because HE SUCKS!"

Big cheers from the crowd for that remark.

ZM:"Good people, we did not mean to scare you with our revelations.

Simply take into consideration that these men, or supposed men, are

considered boring and extremely uncool. Do not associate with these

men, nor should you acknowledge them in a positive manner. There is

no need for confrontation with them either, as simple ounces of truth,

such as telling them they suck, will most likely cause them to vanish

from our solar system sooner than later."

SS:"Dude, I hope so. You ever see a Sandman match? It's like

watching a backyard wrestling match, without the production values!"

ZM:"On that note, citizens...we bid you farewell. And Caboose, not

only do I defend the world, but it's only a matter of time before I

defend the World Title! People, farewell!"

EfDDT pulls Zack back before he can exit.

EfDDT:"Don't we have to...ya know..."

ZM:"What?"

SS:"He means neuralize them, I think."

ZM:"Oh, there's no need for that!"

EfDDT:"But they're witnesses to alien activity...they've seen The

Deadly Alliance in action!"

ZM:"You think they'd WANT to remember that? Dude, c'mon...these

people would forget a DA match as soon as it ended...if they even

watch the whole thing."

EfDDT:"You're right, forget I even said it."

SS pulls out a neuralizer. He takes of Zack's shades and neuralizes

him.

EfDDT:"DUDE! Why'd you do that?"

SS:"You said for him to forget about it, so I made him!"

EfDDT:"Well, how far did you set the neuralizer back?"

SS:"Only about 10 minutes."

EfDDT:"That's around the time we came out here for the promo, so..."

Zack Malibu grabs the mic, and stands in the middle of the ring.

ZM:"People of Earth...allow us to introduce ourselves..."

EfDDT, Alison and Superstar grab Zack, covering his mouth as he begins

to cut the same exact promo again. "Nod Your Head" begins playing

again, as The In Crowd, or the Men 'In Crowd' Black, make their way

back up the ramp.

May 3, 2003

One fall, 15 minute time limit

OAOMEF X CHAMPIONSHIP

“Theme from Brock Lesnar” hits and out comes the Next Big Thing to the next big POP~! He does his happy Lesnar dance before entering the ring with a look of determination in his eyes. He pinned Superstar last week in a tag match…will he do it again?

“Just Got Wicked” hits and out comes the OAOMEF X Champion and Commissioner to deafening boos and “Supershit” chants. Suddenly, these chants morph into “Shave your legs!” chants, and Superstar starts screaming at the fans and covers his ears! He’s still showing signs of the Deathcore Battle Royal on IZHD, with scars on his face, and on his legs (*cough*)

Superstar grabs a mic before the match

SS: Now Lesnar…I’m not exactly in a condition to perform tonight, much less defend this X Championship. So let’s just shake hands and call it a night. I promise I’ll defend next week. Honestly!

::Extends his hand, which Lesnar accepts::

Suddenly, Superstar pulls Lesnar in and attempts a clothesline, but Lesnar ducks and starts going crazy on the champion with headbutts and shoulder blocks! Superstar stumbles…right into a POWERBOMB! AND ANOTHER ONE! GOING FOR A THIRD…SPIDER BOMB~! Superstar is out! Cover: 1…2…NO! He’s still alive! Lesnar signals for the F5…but Superstar sneaks in a low blow!

JT: MAH GAWD! AH HOPE THAT BASTARD SUPERSTAR GETS WHAT HE HAS COMIN TO HIM!

With Lesnar doubled over, Superstar attempts a sunset flip, but in a Rikishi-like twist, it is reversed for a two count. Lesnar gets a quick powerslam for another two count. Superstar fights back with chops, and hits a flying forearm, followed by a vertical suplex for two. He picks up Lesnar again…BRAINBUSTER! The champion finally brings Lesnar into the corner, and tells the ref to check the match time. While the ref is occupied, Superstar re-debuts the WELL PLACED KICK TO THE NUTS~!!! Lesnar howls in pain, allowing Superstar to climb up top…SUPERSPLASH~!!!!!!!!!!! However, the impact knocks Lesnar all the way out of the ring!

JT: GOOD GRIEF! IT WOULDA BEEN OVER THERE!

Superstar charges to the outside with a somersault plancha, but Lesnar moves and Superstar lands spine-first onto the cold, hard concrete! Lesnar drops Superstar sternum-first onto the guardrail, before giving him the patented SHOULDER THRUSTS~! Back in the ring, Lesnar hits a belly-to-belly release suplex for two. He goes for another, but Superstar reverses into a German Suplex, with a bridge! Cover: 1…2…NO! Superstar signals for a Tiger Driver, but Lesnar powers out, into a Fireman’s Carry!

JT: MAH GAWD! IT’S F5 TIME!

However, out from the back sprints Kevin Nash! He runs into the ring, charges at Lesnar, and TEARS HIS QUADRICEP!

JT: NOT AGAIN!

As Nash falls, he hits Lesnar, which takes Superstar out of the F5 position. However, it causes Superstar to stumble into Nash, who tears his OTHER QUAD!

JT: OH MAH GAWD! KEVIN NASH JUST TORE BOTH OF HIS QUADRICEPS MUSCLES TONIGHT!

Lesnar laughs it off, and signals for an F5 as Superstar is getting up. However, in a last ditch effort, Nash tries to punch Brock in the quadriceps. However, Nash tears his BICEP~! Causing him to hit Superstar on accident! Superstar doubles over, allowing Lesnar to hit the F5!!!! COVER: 1…2…………..3!!!!!!!!!!!!

JT: MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! LESNAR DID IT! WITH AN UNLIKELY ASSIST BY THAT CRIPPLE KEVIN NASH, BROCK LESNAR HAS CLIMBED THE MOUNTAIN!

Superstar immediately starts crying.

Winner, and new champion: Brock Lesnar in 9:55 via Kevin Nash fucking up and an F5.

Nash is loaded onto a stretcher and we follow him out of the building. Nash is loaded onto an ambulance and driven away. Seconds later, another ambulance arrives, and ask what happened to Nash!

JT: BAH GAWD! NASH GOT INTO A FAKE AMBULANCE! WHO HAS KIDNAPPED KEVIN NASH? AND IN THE NAME OF GAWD, WHY! THEY'LL HAVE TO KEEP HIS HAIR IN CONDITION, MAH GAWD, THAT COULD COST MILLIONS!

We cut back to the ring where Lesnar is still celebrating when Superstar appears on the stage, tears streaking his face.

SS: LESNAR! You think you’re some big fucking hotshot for beating me tonight. Well I’ll tell you something. I’M THE OAOMEF COMMISSIONER! Do you realize what that means? From this moment on, I’m going to make YOUR LIFE a living hell! Especially considering you needed OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE to defeat me! As a matter of fact…why don’t you come up the aisle and face me like a man?

JT: BAH GAWD! WHY DOESN’T SUPERSTAR GO TO LESNAR?! THAT YELLA BELLY!

Lesnar walks up the aisle with determination…but slips and lands on his ass! Despite the fact that he’s a fan favorite, the crowd cracks up. Lesnar gets up, shakes it off, and continues striding up the aisle, until he falls flat on his face! The crowd yuks it up again, but Superstar has more to say.

SS: Oh, oh, oh. That is TOO funny. And I’ll tell you what; that’s some pretty bad luck. Almost like…someone put a curse on you. A *VOODOO* curse. Heh.

Suddenly, a masked man comes behind Lesnar, spins him around, and gives him a shoulder breaker on the cold, hard concrete! The man takes off his mask…

JT: MAH GAWD!!!!!!! IT’S PAPA SHANGO~!

Shango and Superstar continue to put the boots to Lesnar as Superstar continues.

SS: Oh, I almost forgot to mention…you’re going to defend that X Title next week against my hand picked opponent, the voodoo master Papa Shango! Good *luck*, champ.

Superstar and Shango leave to major heat. Lesnar eventually gets up and starts heading up the aisle, only to have part of the steel scaffolding around the Eskimo Tron fall on his head, knocking him out cold! The EMTs come to the rescue, dragging Brock's beaten (and cursed) body backstage.

JT: MAH GAWD, WHAT A HOSS THAT PAPA SHANGO IS! THAT MATCH IS GOING TO BE HOSS-ERIFIC FANS! NEXT UP, THE OAOMEF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, BAH GAWD!

May 3, 2003

When we return from the break, the aWo is in their locker room, celebrating their tag team win. As Agnes is pouring milk over his head, the locker room door breaks down, and in walks a seething Superstar. He immediately stands face to face with Anglesault.

AS: Hey, look who it is! So Supershit, you ready for another beating, aWo style?

SS: No. I'm here to tell you that I'm sick of this aWo BULLSHIT! Week in and week out, you monopolize the OAOAST. And to tell the truth, I'm sick to my fucking stomach! I thought I was actually on to something at Doomsday. I survived the entire Deathcore Tournament. That was, until you realized you were a washed up has-been and needed to look reinvented with your buddies. Let me tell you something, Anglesault, you are NOTHING without the aWo. And your little monopoly over the OAOAST? Well, I'm going to put a stop to it.

AS: So what the hell are you trying to say?

SS: What I'm trying to say, is I want YOUR ASS in a match for the OAOAST Championship at Battered, Bloody, and Beaten.

AS: (laughing) Ooooh, you have GOT to be kidding me! This coming from a kid who hasn't won a match since October! You can't be serious!

Suddenly, Superstar reels back and SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF ANGLESAULT'S MOUTH.

SS: Dead serious.

Anglesault tenses up, and stares down Superstar.

AS: You're on.

After the two have a staredown, Superstar taps the belt on Anglesault's shoulder and storms out of the aWo locker room.

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Tony and Superstar have finally recovered...and the two men try to get up..Tony slips and falls on Superstar...who responds by pushing tony off...They stand up and get into blows...

JR: Oh this isn't good

JESSE: GET HIM TONY!!!

JR: If they're fighting, its a 4 on 2

JESSE: Goooo TONY!

CWM and Sandman, long forgotten about...dump out Tony and Superstar...Zack then dumps CWM and Sandman...Tony's bleeding from the fall.

JR

My God! Your favorite superstar is bleeding like a stuck pig.

JESSE

Only you would bring farm animals into a war zone.

Tony, lying on the mat, bleeding.

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“Downfall” hits and the crowd boos the HELL out of cocky, egotistical, yet HIGHLY charismatic…THE SUPERSTAR after his brutal attack on Tony the Body earlier this evening. Superstar has his trademark cocky smirk on his face, but once he steps into the ring and grabs a mic, he looks onto the crowd in complete seriousness.

“’A small fish in a world of sharks. A plucky youngster who just might, one day, reach a level of greatness. A swell, happy-go-lucky babyface. THE WEAK LINK IN THE OAOAST.’ I’ve heard it all. I’ve heard every single one of you pieces of trash in the crowd, and in the back. You don’t think I’ll ever make it. You think I’m just the guy that the fans love to cheer, thinking maybe, just maybe, he won’t drop the ball this time. Well, newsflash: IT’S OVER. No longer will I be subjected to sympathetic comments, and no longer will I be subjected to being on a tier ‘just a little bit lower’ than Zack, Anglesault, Popick, and Tony. No longer. But that’s not all.

Not one comment. Not one email. Not one phone call. Absolutely nothing. On January 26, 2003, I put my entire fucking body on the line for you fans. Don’t remember? Let me refresh your memory. The Superstar. Anglesault. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. EUTHANASIA MATCH. I was burned. I had my face torn to SHREDS by barbed wire. And THEN what happened? I was knocked 20 FUCKING FEET FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL, ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND AND THROUGH A GLASS FLOOR. And what did I get? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Nobody called me to ask if I was alright. No one checked on me when I was barely breathing in a hospital bed. Team OAOAST always used to say they had my back. But when I put my ENTIRE FUCKING BODY ON THE LINE TO BRING THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TO US, AND AWAY FROM THE AWO, do they support me? Of course not. The OAOAST cares nothing about how you feel or what you want. They do what THEY want. Do they listen to your ideas? Of course not.

At Zero Hour, I WANTED the OAOAST to lose. The OAOAST is nothing but a bloodsucking conglomerate desperate to stand alone at the top. All they cared about was vanquishing the aWo. Do they care about anyone who is actually fighting for what ‘honor’, ‘respect’, and ‘prestige’ the company has left? NO.

I had no plans of joining the aWo, regardless. I just wanted to see the OAOAST die a slow and painful death. And from the looks of things, it already is. But I’m going to catalyze the process.

Tony, I’ve stuck by you long enough. I’m sick of your shit, week in and week out. We whine and complain about Hulk fucking Hogan still being at the top of WWE; Tony, you’re the EXACT SAME THING. The only difference is, you’re not a HAS BEEN, you’re a NEVER WAS, desperate to cling onto whatever amount of overness he as left, to justify your card position. You haven’t wrestled half the matches I have. You haven’t taken a quarter of the bumps I have. You haven’t bled HALF of what I have. You’ve done JACK SHIT, yet you still feel the need to make yourself the focus of the OAOAST. The “crown jewel.” The legend. Tony, let me spell it out: YOU – ARE – NOTHING.

That’s why I’m making a proposition. AngleMania is only 34 days away. Tony, you have just over a month to prepare yourself for the biggest beating of your entire life. Tony, at AngleMania, I want you and me, one on one, inside of this ring. This won’t be for the weak at heart. I promise to take whatever spirit, whatever ounce of “give” you have inside of you, and destroy it. You will not be the same man when you walk out of AngleMania. You’re career may very well be over. And THAT, you pieces of trash, is why they call me THE SUPERSTAR.”

Superstar drops the mic and heads backstage to rousing heel heat. He smiles, gives them all the finger, and walks behind the curtain.

May 3, 2003

When we come back, we are in a graveyard. It’s raining, and the only sounds that can be heard are raindrops pit-pattering on various surfaces. After a bright flash of lightning and booming roll of thunder, we see a figure standing under a banyan tree. Dressed in a long black overcoat, he walks from under the shadow of the tree to reveal his identity: The Superstar.

Superstar: So here we are. Just twenty-four hours away from the biggest show in OAOAST history. Tomorrow night, I’m set to take on a supposed legend in a match that’s been months in the making.

::Superstar begins a slow walk through the rainy graveyard::

Superstar: I still remember everything that was said to me. Things that made me wonder why the hell I was even with this company.

::Voice-overs are heard of some things said by various OAOAST members::

Tony: Now, Superstar is a small fish in an ocean of sharks…

Jesse: …obviously, Superstar is the weak link on either team…

Anglesault: Supershit will NEVER beat me, because he is simply not good enough.

::Superstar stops for a minute and gazes up into the dark-gray sky. He then continues his slow walk::

Superstar: I started to wonder why in the hell I was doing what I was doing. WHY would I help Tony after months of him subtly putting me down in every way possible? Why would I want to be considered as “the little engine that could?” I hate being the spunky fan-favorite. It’s not me. I am who I am. I am The Superstar.

::The rain starts to come down harder, and Superstar pulls out a black umbrella::

Superstar: Tony, I don’t want to fight you tomorrow night at Anglemania. I don’t want to see what you’ll have to be going through. In no uncertain terms, Tony, I am going to destroy you. I am going to take everything that you have inside of you and break it. It’s going to be embarrassing. And for that, I feel sorry for you.

You’ve been built up as a legend in the OAOAST. It should be an HONOR to fight you. But it’s not. There is no doubt in my mind that tomorrow night, I will defeat you. I will end your worthless career and everything you had going for yourself. But that’s not it.

TODAY. Yes, Tony, Today. One day before our Anglemania main event, I am going to euthanize your career. These people thought they were going to see a worthless shill show today? They’re dead wrong. Because today, you and I are going to have a fight inside of a STEEL CAGE.

I’m going to make it so you don’t survive until tomorrow. I don’t want you to tarnish your so-called legacy any further than you already have. This is the end.

::Superstar stops in front of an empty grave site, and picks up a shovel::

Tony, the end is here. Your grave is waiting.

::Superstar drives the shovel into the wet soil::

Start digging.

May 3, 2003

A soft musical beat plays, as the OAOAST logo flashes on the screen...

"For over a year, he put his heart and soul into this company..."

*Clips of Superstar getting the pin on Anglesault early in his career*

"He skyrocketed to the top, making many a friend..."

*Supes is shown in the ring during the "Men In Crowd Black" promo with Zack, Evenflow and Alison*

"And many an enemy."

*Clips of some of Superstar's best efforts, including against Zack, Tony and Some Guy*

"No matter what his affiliation or his opinion, he gave us his all. He was honest. He was outspoken. He truly was a Superstar"

*The camera closes in on a shot of Superstar as he poses in the ring, closing in on his gleeful smirk before the frame freezes. The words Good Luck then appear on the lower half of the screen, and the shot slowly fades away*

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