Happy Birthday, Rock!!

[Guest Imarkout4chrisdaniels]

The Rock turned 31 today. I'm glad he successfully crossed over to movies and all, but it's hard to believe at his age, he is only in WWE for about 4 months of each year. I miss him on Raw already.

[Guest Anglesault]

Holy belated birthdays, Batman!

 

May 2nd.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"The Rock's birthday is May 2nd, you stupid son of a bitch!!!"

 

(waits for Prime to show up and say that Rock has two years left of usefulness)

[Guest Memphis]

Who's 'The Rock'??

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Yeah, that was May 2nd, IMDB had it up and I almost reported it...but I thought "who cares?"

[Guest Reservoir_Kitty]

 

Don't leave us, Dwayne...

 

We'll be stuck with... with...

 

Goldberg!

 

What a tease. Rock comes back only to leave again. I'm ... disgruntled.