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Guest Choken One
Posted

We all will die.

 

 

So at your Funeral or cremation or whatever it is you do to honor the deceased...

 

 

What song do you wish to have Played in your memory?

 

 

Me? I doubt I would go with something Like Tears in Heaven because I would'nt want to have my family die...

 

I'd like something that summed up my life and my feelings...

Guest Choken One
Posted

I HAVE been in a Depression Funk lately...

 

 

I like the I'll be missing you...

 

If My Father had his way...It'd be "Turn the Page" since it's his one and ONLY song he'll listen to...

Guest El Satanico
Posted

Highway to Hell

 

 

Oh and I'd want kegs and/or an open bar for my funeral patrons.

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

I want an old school, New Orleans Jazz Funeral.

 

Basically a band plays Jazz music during the funeral while people do their thing and pay their respects.

Guest Choken One
Posted

Oh Yeah...I'll have a Bar of course...

Guest Choken One
Posted
I want an old school, New Orleans Jazz Funeral.

 

Basically a band plays Jazz music during the funeral while people do their thing and pay their respects.

I like that...

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

Traditional gospel as sung by Elvis Presley. Most likely I'd go with "Milky White Way" and "Peace in the Valley."

 

I've contemplated the New Orleans style funeral myself. Let death be a celebration of life.

 

I'm also being cremated and having my ashes forwarded to Edwin MacPhisto.

Guest El Satanico
Posted

Another song I've always said I'd have played is "Angel" by Jimi Hendrix

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

Oh, I want to be Cremated too. Then spread my ashes on the beach.

 

That way, even after I'm dead, I'll still be able to get into girls pants.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

I don't care at all about what happens to my remains after I'm dead, so I'll just leave the music up to my loved ones.

If I had to chose, I'd try to go with something totally innapropriate, just to give everybody one last laugh before I'm out... "Back That Ass Up" maybe.

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

Yeah, I want everyone to get wasted at mine, and listen to the butthole surfers.

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

Many songs by Slayer, Metallica, The Misfits, Motörhead, and Shadows Fall.

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

when I die...

 

I want a desire video.... and I damn sure would love to have "Tell Me A Lie" play

Guest JHawk
Posted

"My Way" by Frank Sinatra. The lyrics say it all, ya know?

Guest The Hamburglar
Posted

The Imperial March from Star Wars. And I'm going to have a fuck off great big tomb with marble colums and gargoyles and everything. And I'm going to be in a sarcophagus with my own effigy on the front, leering lecherously at anyone who dares enter. All those who trespass shall be cursed with Wanker's Claw.

Guest Walter Sobzak
Posted

The song Dennis Leary sings at the end of his show. "EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE WHOA-HO!!"

Guest SP-1
Posted

"The Warmth" by Incubus. As a parting "message" to those around me to not let things get them down, and to remember who they are and to make the most of their life.

Guest Choken One
Posted

I want someone to pull an Andy Kaufman at a Funeral...

 

Ima going to go ahead and PRE-RECORD my funeral with a song and dance...

Guest El Satanico
Posted
Ima going to go ahead and PRE-RECORD my funeral with a song and dance...

bitch please

 

:holds up tape:

 

My video is already done

Guest godthedog
Posted

ever since i was 13, i've wanted my departing song to be "push th' littl' daisies," by ween. i've gotten through many a day picturing the horrified look on my parents' faces, and my best friend trying not to laugh.

 

and i want my epitaph to be the monologue from the dead parrot sketch.

Guest Narcoleptic Jumper
Posted

I want the song "Necropedophile" by Cannibal Corpse to be playing at my funeral.

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted
I'm also being cremated and having my ashes forwarded to Edwin MacPhisto.

And I intend to sculpt those ashes into a statue of George Clinton, have it bronzed, and place it on my own headstone while "Tear The Roof Off" bumps.

 

It's then up to whoever steals the statue first to keep the funk alive.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted
I'm also being cremated and having my ashes forwarded to Edwin MacPhisto.

And I intend to sculpt those ashes into a statue of George Clinton, have it bronzed, and place it on my own headstone while "Tear The Roof Off" bumps.

 

It's then up to whoever steals the statue first to keep the funk alive.

I totally have no problem with that plan.

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