What WAS Puro Wrestlecrap?

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

Here's "Tell Me Why" by the Penpals:

 

Feel no shame about shape

weather changes their phrase

even mother will show you another way

 

So put your glasses on

nothing will be wrong

there's no blame, there's no fame, it's up to you

 

The first words should be found

whatever holds you back

I can get it off

 

Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you want

I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why are you afraid

Tell me what, tell me what, tell me what you wanna say

I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why but it's too late

 

 

First thing that bugs me is that the lyric is "Tell me what" not "Tell me why" like the title is, and it's one of those odd japanese songs sung in english, so the accent is very thick. Additionally, it sounds like japanese indy rock... *shudders*

Ok good, i had this horrible image of Backstreet Boys as entrance music.

 

Of course, i'm barely into puro, so my input matters not.

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

I saw a Koji Katow(sp?) vs Mabel match that had Koji missing a cross arm breaker (How do you manage that?) and then win with the same move. It was quite gay and well deserving of wrestlecrap.

I think we have a winner here, Koji Kitao sucked more than anyone I've ever seen, especially back in the early 90's when he got a mega push and became a Hogan ripoff.

[Guest Riots bloodlust]

In terms of musical quality, I wouldn't rank that song any higher. At least boy bands tend to harmonize.

[Guest The Rising Star]

I actually thought the song used by the wrestler was:Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a party, tell me why, I never wanna hear you say:I like it that way!