SWF Heel/Face SlamBall sign-up thread

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I"m so liking Thugg going back heel for Slamball! This is gonna be so phat!

 

Da "hopes to see Slamball for PS2 at some point" H

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

That'd be awesome, Thuggster.

 

*really wants to see some NBA guys, retired or active, in a special Slamball*

 

I mean, how many 5'10" white guys named Barry would get past stopper Ben Wallace? And giving trampolines to Carter, T-Mac, Paul Pierce, etc.? Nifty-o-rama. Dr. J or Dawkins with a tramp would be even awesomer...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I nominate G0R0 for a heel stopper that they put in at the last second, only for him to kill everyone.

 

Or at least a gunner.

 

U IZ BEINGZ G0INGZ D0WN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!

 

And I think that Bo and X would make faboo heel gunners, as well.

 

Can Stubby at least announce the starters!?

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

That'd be awesome, Thuggster.

 

*really wants to see some NBA guys, retired or active, in a special Slamball*

 

I mean, how many 5'10" white guys named Barry would get past stopper Ben Wallace? And giving trampolines to Carter, T-Mac, Paul Pierce, etc.? Nifty-o-rama. Dr. J or Dawkins with a tramp would be even awesomer...

*starts a "Wilt the Stilt" chant*

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Wilt is dead! I was going to buy his bowling ball on ebay.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Feel free to use Sigil if you need another heel.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Wilt is dead!

Your point?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Hot Rod Williams > Wilt The Stilt

 

*checks expiration dates on medication*

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I worshipped Hot Rod Williams, but he's no Larry Nance.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Nance is cool and everything, but he's no Spud Webb or Harold Miner for that matter.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Nance is cool and everything, but he's no Spud Webb or Harold Miner for that matter.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Nance is cool and everything, but he's no Spud Webb or Harold Miner for that matter.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

But who needs Spud Webb or Harold Miner when you can snag a player like Danny Fortson.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

How the hell did I manage a triple-post? That was odd.

 

But Fortson is no match for Danny Ferry~!

 

Maybe I can get a quad-post

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

They all can't compare to the brilliance that were the 1990 Milwaukee Bucks:

 

Jack Sikma

Frank Brickowski

Larry Krystiowiak

Jay Humphreys

Blue Edwards

 

That is a mighty starting five.

 

Edit: Did you know Danny Ferry still plays for the Spurs?

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Yes, I knew that Ferry still plays. That's why if the Celts get eliminated, I want the Spurs to win, just for Ferry. Go Ferry!

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Okay, so far, here's the lineups and such...

 

An in brackets, until further notice, denotes a starter...or something

 

Face Team

Handler(s) - Mike Van Siclen, CIA

Gunner(s) - WildChild, Annie, CED, Z, Comet

Stopper(s) - Frost, Grimedogg

Others - ???

-Head coach: Edwin MacPhisto

-Assistant coach: Mark Stevens

 

Heel Team

Handler(s) - Tom, TNT, X

Gunner(s) - Craven, JD, ELM, Sigil

Stopper(s) - HVT, Janus, Judge (Player-coach)

-Head coach: Suicide King

-Assistant coach: Judge

 

Referee(s): Neilsen

 

Commentators

Darrel Dawkins - Inside b-ball analysis - face

Silent - angry and possibly inebriated - heel

Thoth - confused, BCW-stylee - face

Courtside interviewer - Mercury's severed ear

PA/announcer - Funyon

 

Others:

Mr G - King's wife

Raynor - Beer guy

Fans - JLers

 

I need names for the teams from the coaches and such. I was thinking the SWF Pandas vs. SWF Heartbreakers, but if there's a better name (And there probably is) submit it.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Sweet.

 

 

Let the ear-biting begin.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

As I check the line-ups, I see I may have to face HVT in the air. with that in mind, I better get more physically prepared for this contest.

 

*props up a giant brick wall and runs into it*

[Guest Suicide King]

Pandas vs. Heartbreakers... yeah...

[Rawknight 0]

Fans = JLers?

 

Chris Card = Jack Nicholson bitching out the unnamed side court people for calls against the heel team until he gets told to shut up by stadium officials

 

Natasha = The female fan with outstandingly bouncy breasts that gets on camera during any remotely boring break in play

 

I also nominate Cutthroat to get hit by a ball in the face at some stage.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Okay, so far, here's the lineups and such...

 

An in brackets, until further notice, denotes a starter...or something

 

Face Team

Handler(s) - Mike Van Siclen, CIA

Gunner(s) - WildChild, Annie, CED, Z, Comet

Stopper(s) - Frost, Grimedogg

Others - ???

-Head coach: Edwin MacPhisto

-Assistant coach: Mark Stevens

 

Heel Team

Handler(s) - Tom, TNT, X

Gunner(s) - Craven, JD, ELM, Sigil

Stopper(s) - HVT, Janus, Judge (Player-coach)

-Head coach: Suicide King

-Assistant coach: Judge

 

Referee(s): Neilsen

 

Commentators

Darrel Dawkins - Inside b-ball analysis - face

Silent - angry and possibly inebriated - heel

Thoth - confused, BCW-stylee - face

Courtside interviewer - Mercury's severed ear

PA/announcer - Funyon

 

Others:

Mr G - King's wife

Raynor - Beer guy

Fans - JLers

 

I need names for the teams from the coaches and such. I was thinking the SWF Pandas vs. SWF Heartbreakers, but if there's a better name (And there probably is) submit it.

What about G0R0!?

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Hey there, TiNT, if I put G0R0 on the roster, it would spoil the surprie of him stepping up for the last-second thing-a-ma-jig.

 

Anywho, I ask of those with insider-ness to find the stizzats of all of the people on the roster that do not have stats on the current stats thread or the websizzite. Plizzeaze? Which would just be Comet, G0R0, and Grimey.

 

Wordings.

[Guest Dace59]

Being a Tweener, I put Dace up for a Ref if you need any more.

Slightly leaning towards the faces of course.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Teh Mr. Recource saves teh day...

 

 

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Name: Cyclone Comet

IGN Board Name: magisterial

Height: 6’2"

Weight: 232

Hometown: Portland, OR

Face/Heel: Face, but can be a little annoying

Stable: Regeneration-X

Ring Escort: No thanks, I can find it on my own

Ring Entrance: As a heroic theme strikes up, something majestic with a lot of brass and sounding vaguely like the theme from "Superman", the IGN big screen lights up with the trademarked fireball-tornado logo of Cyclone Comet! Blue, white, and gold lights flash around the arena for a moment, then a spotlight picks out our hero at the entrance, standing proudly, hands on hips, a magnificent publicity shot. After a few seconds of this, he walks down the aisle as blue "comet" pyro shoots out in arcs behind him.

 

Favorite Weapon: The nearest available cardboard sign.

Fighting Style: High-flyer with solid technical background, and an eye for retro moves.

Appearance: Cyclone Comet wears white tights with blue trim, spandex tank top with his whirlwind-fireball logo, short blue cape, boots, and underwear (worn outside the tights, naturally). His mask is white with blue trim and is open at the top, allowing spiky blond hair to jut out. He looks like an anime superhero come to life.

Quotes: "Welcome to the IGN Justice League!"

"OOC ends NOW, baby!!"

"Justice has a new name, a new face, and a new line of merchandise...and its name is Cyclone Comet!"

 

Ten favorite moves (in no particular order):

1. La Magistral pin

2. Head Scissors

3. Float-Over Arm Drag

4. Reverse Head-and-Arm Suplex (from behind, left arm around left side of victim's head, right arm under victim's right arm, hands locked, bridge into the suplex)

5. Arm twist, kick to the gut doubles the victim over, kick to the head straightens him up, enzuigiri (back brain kick)

6. Fist Drop following a jump to the second rope or top-rope

7. Split-Leg Sit-out Leg Drop (standing over the victim, kick straight up into the air, grab the toe of the boot with one hand, hold the vertical splits, then release and SNAP the leg down into the sit-out leg drop)

8. Toprope Springboard Calf Kick

9. Straitjacket Suplex (from behind, pulling the opponent’s arms into a "strait-jacket" position before suplexing him)

10. Comet's Tail - inverted Texas Cloverleaf (standing behind the victim’s legs instead of over the body)

 

Finishers (because everyone else has two anyway):

The Cyclotron: Back to back with the victim; with his left hand he grabs the victim’s right hand and with his right hand grabs the head as if for a neckbreaker. He then runs forward to the nearby ropes or turnbuckles, runs up them (as in Spike Dudley’s Acid Drop), and flips backwards over his opponent, going 450-degrees into a DDT.

Falling Star Bomb: A Shooting-Star Press with a half turn in mid-air, with a senton-bomb ending

 

Strength: 5

Speed: 6

Vitality: 5

Charisma: 4

 

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NOTE: Cyclone had a 4 charisma? Jesus, and with all those promos, you'd think he could talk...

 

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Snow Boards Name: gdogghbk

Wrestlers Name: Grimedogg

Height: 6’5”

Weight: 275

Hometown: Somewhere East of Texas

Age: 23

Face/Heel: Face

Stable: Die Hard

Ring Escort: Tara

Weapon(s): Lead Pipe

Quote: GRIMEDOGG IS HARDCORE!

 

Looks: Grimedogg comes out and is well built and comes to the ring wearing green pants with a silver strip down the side or an alternate of that with silver pants and a green stripe. For a shirt Grimedogg will normally wear a green or silver shirt (depending on what goes with the pants) that has the sleeves cut off. Accessories include a green or silver bandana, a pair of sunglasses with orange tinted lenses, taped wrists and hands, and my shoes are a pair of Green Adidas’s with adidas stripes down the side in silver.

 

Ring Entrance (w/ Tara): The Lights go out and a voice is heard screaming Whatever it Takes! Then almost right after, silver pyro shoots off into the air while Green and white strobe lights begin to flash. Grimedogg with Tara at his side making their way out and pausing for a few short moments underneath the IGNTron (like HHH and Steph) while “Whatever it Takes” by POD continues to play. Then they make their way down to the ring. Once Grimedogg gets to the ring he helps Tara inside and then follows right after. Once he is inside the ring, Grimedogg climbs the 2 turnbuckles diagonal from each other holding his trusty lead pipe in the air (or a title if I ever get one), and screaming GRIMEDOGG IS HARDCORE! (making the fans pop and go crazy). Then I give Tara the lead pipe as she exits the ring and I get ready for the match….

 

Ring Entrance (w/o Tara): The Lights go out and a voice is heard screaming Whatever it Takes! Then almost right after, silver pyro shoots off into the air while Green and white strobe lights begin to flash. Grimedogg makes his way out and pauses for a few short moments underneath the IGNTron (like HHH) while “Whatever it Takes” by POD continues to play. Then he makes his way down to the ring. Once Grimedogg is inside the ring, he climbs the 2 turnbuckles diagonal from each other holding his trusty lead pipe in the air (or a title if I ever get one) and screaming GRIMEDOGG IS HARDCORE! (making the fans pop and go crazy)

 

Stats:

¯¯¯¯¯

Strength: 5

Speed: 4

Vitality: 5

Charisma: 6

 

Style: Power/High Flyer

 

Signature moves:

- S.T.O.

- Moonsault

- HHH's Falling Neckbreaker

- Falling Snap Powerbomb

- Grimesinator (A Frankensteiner just

renamed)

- Reverse Figure Four

- Flowing DDT

- Fisherman's Suplex

- Tilt-a-Whirl Slam

- Triple Spinebuster

 

Un-common moves:

- Fall-away Slam

- Gordbuster

- Super Kick

- Triangle Hold Submission

- Underhook Belly to Belly Suplex

- Reverse DDT

- Sambo Suplex

- Snap German Suplex

 

 

Rare moves:

- Goku-Raku Stretch (Opponent is sitting up

w/ back to me, I take their right and

left arms and cross them in-front of the

opponents neck. Then I turn them onto

their stomach still holding their arms,

sit on their back, then begin pulling

back their arms thus in the end using

their own arms to choke themselves)

- Sharpshooter

- Jack Knife Powerbomb

- Double Arm DDT

 

Finishers:

- Final Fantasy: (one-handed SC Stunner also known as Mac Stunner)

- Dogg Bone: (T-Bone DDT)

- Dogg House: (Submission Finisher: hold

where my opponent is facing downward on

the mat I then sit on the person's feet

do an armlock and pull thier arm upwards

along their back towards thier head)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Biography

Ryan Grimes better known as Grimedogg was born on July 15, 1977 in a small town just out side of Cleveland, OH. His parents were wealthy because they were both CEO’s in two of the best companies in the world. So Ryan had the so-called easy life since he had all of the money that he could ever want.

By age 18 Ryan had graduated with all of the highest credentials and he was accepted to every college that he applied for. But one day Ryan decided that he no longer wanted to go to a school that taught Math and English he wanted to go to a school that would teach him how to wrestle. His parents didn’t like the idea but they paid for him to attend wrestling school. It was there that the wrestler Grimedogg arose.

Grimedogg spent a year in the school when he decided that he was ready to leave and go and try for the big time and make a name for himself. Everyone else had advised against it but Grimedogg had grown stubborn and was not going to allow someone else to tell him what or what not to do. Grimedogg found himself wrestling in some Indy Leagues for a few months and had gone title-less the entire time. Figuring that he was a wash-up Grimedogg decided that he was going to wrestle one more match against the man named Michael O’ Dell. O’ Dell was working in the alternative wrestling federation Battle Dome, he had become famous there and came to this small Indy League to get the League some attendance and money. But O’Dell had these three women that followed him down to the ring for every match they were somewhat well known as the Dahm Triplets. Now Grimedogg saw these women for the first time that night just before the match and he instantly decided that he was going to go all out and try to impress these women.

Grimedogg came into the match without a single win and was constantly made fun of for his lack of skills. It was a gauntlet match that O’ Dell was supposed to win and Grimedogg was to be the first man out but something happened that night Grimedogg began the match is almost as if he had just gone through multiple years of wrestling school and he began hitting moves that he didn’t even know existed. Grimedogg went on to win that match and the hearts of the three girls. He was then fired from the League and sent on his way. From that time on Grimedogg was accompanied everywhere by the Dahm Triplets and he didn’t retire or give-up after the firing he just went in search of bigger and better things.

One day while Grimedogg was working out at the gym a man came in and informed him of a new league that had just fully organized and was looking for new wrestlers. Now Grimedogg was skeptical at first but with the convincing of the Triplets Grimedogg decided to give it a try.

When he arrived there that first day there were not to many wrestlers that were there to sign up. So Grimedogg wanted to make it big so he signed up and was ready to show off the skills that he had learned during the last few years. Grimedogg was now a member of the organization called the IGNWF. The popularity of this fed was so great that the league had to be split and since Grimedogg had not yet proved himself he was put into the IGNJL where he would be evaluated and watched by the higher-ups.

Grimedogg was in the IGNJL for a term of one month and became the first ever European Champion in the IGNJL as well as the first man ever to hold any type of gold in the fed. So now Grimedogg has quickly risen to the level of the IGNWF and is looking to show off the skills he has learned as well as his three beautiful ring escorts the Dahm Triplets in his quest for IGNWF Gold.

Not too soon after a certain day in which Neilsen of the Jungle used the Dahm Triplets against him Grimedogg dumped the Triplets as his ring escorts and went on the quest of gold on his own. On January 8th, 2001 Grimedogg became the first to cause a title to switch hands in the new millennium. He won the Hardcore Gamers Title in a Triple Threat Match against Neilsen and the man he pinned Crucifix Pheonix, thus ending Neilsen’s reign as the champ. So without the Triplets Grimedogg achieved his first title in the IGNWF, and not to soon after added a new ring escort in Tara, and joined the stable of Die Hard. With his new found comrades, and his first title, Grimedogg looks to follow suit with many of the other former Hardcore champs and some day be able to hold the IGNWF Title above his head….

 

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Wow, he sure was hardcore, naming his finishers after RPG's and everything.

 

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Board Name: G0R0

Wrestling name: G0R0

Height: 20'2''

Weight: 740lbs

Hometown: JAPAN

Age: 94

Stable: GORO TOO BIG

Heel/Face?: FACE

Quote - "GORO BEINGS TALL!"

 

Looks -

 

GORO BEINGS VERY HANDSOMES. MOTHRA HAVE NOTHINGS ON GORO.

 

Ring Entrance -

 

"Sail Away" by Enya comes on to the speakers, as GORO walks out. No Pyro. No fancy entrance. GORO BEINGS CHARISMATIC ENOUGH ON HIS OWN.

 

Stats -

 

Strength 12

Speed 1

Vitality 1

Charisma 6

 

Style - GORO BEINGS SERIOUS TECHNICAL WRESTLER!

 

Signature Moves -

 

1. GORO SMASH - GORO PICKS UP SOMEONE AND SMASHES HIM

2. ARMDRAG

3. GORO PUNCH - GORO PUNCHES

4. German Suplex

5. GORO STOMP - GORO STOMPS SOMEONE

6. GORO TORO GORO - SPEAR!

7. GORO? GORO! - PUMP HANDLE SLAM

8. G.O.R.O. - DDT

9. O.R.O.G. - REVERSE DDT

10. ROGO - FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX

 

 

Uncommon Moves -

 

1. HURRICANRADA

2. 450 SPLASH

3. GORO IS DEAD - GORO PLAYS DEAD, BUT ISN'T

4. BIG BOOT, ALTHOUGH GORO DON'T WEAR SHOES

5. G.O.R.O. ROGO O.R.O.G. COMBO

6. REAR CHOKE

7. MAGISTRAL GORO CRADLE

8. ROCK BOTTOM

9. GORO PILE DRIVER

10. ANYTHING BENOIT DOES

 

 

Finishers

 

1. GOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Stunner.

 

Bio -

 

Origins of GORO are hard to come by. It seems as though he was born the son of a poor spanish merchant in 1432. After living for many years in obscurity, GORO was to co-star in a 1925 film called, "GORO VS. GODZILLA." It seems as though GORO never got over the fact that GODZILLA make it popular, and GORO did not. Many year later in 1943 he ate half of TOYKO and ruled it with an iron fist. Ruling a large nation made GORO lonly, and he soon left his island home.

 

In 1979 GORO joined the rock group KISS, although was kicked out of the band when they learned he couldn't really play guitar. He was quoted as saying, "GORO BEINGS TOO BIG." We fast forward to now, where GORO is trying to suceed in the IGNJL. With a bit of strength, and a little luck. GORO might withstand his ego problem with GODZILLA.

 

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G0R0 BEINGZ SERIOUS TECHNICAL WRESTLER~!@#$

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

GORO EATINGZ SMALL CHIDLREN FOR STRENGTHSZ!

 

HA HA HA!

 

 

 

THAT CRAZY GORO!