Kurt Angle Mark 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 From Lordsofpain.net VELOCITY Chavo Guerrero defeated Crash w/ Shannon Moore Sean O'Haire defeated Funaki Johnny Stamboli and Chuck Palumbo defeated some local guys SMACKDOWN They announce the main event of Smackdown to be Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit vs. Big Show and A-Train Vince McMahon starts off the show and says that Hulk Hogan isn't here tonight. Vince then mentions that Hogan is live via satellite from Tampa, Florida. Hogan appears on satellite and says that Mr. America will be in the arena tonight. Vince says that's impossible, assuming that Mr. America and Hogan are the same. Eddie Guerrero w/ Chavo Guerrero defeats Matt Hardy w/ Shannon Moore and Crash After the match, Team Angle steals their gold medals back. Brock Lesnar says that he accepts Big Show's challenge at Judgment Day and that the match will be a stretcher match. Brian Kendrick defeats Jamie Noble. Backstage, Vince orders Funaki to pour him a coffee. Funaki says he just saw Mr. America walk by. Vince tells Funaki he's hallucinating. Mr. America makes his way to the ring to a HUGE ovation. Vince McMahon can't believe his eyes and says he's going to rip off Mr. America's mask to reveal to the world that it's Hulk Hogan. Better yet, he'll get Stephanie to do it. Stephanie comes out but doesn't make any attempts to rip off Mr. America's mask. When Mr. America has his back turned, Vince low blows him and attempts to rip off the mask. However, Mr. America pushes Vince into Stephanie and then knocks Vince out of the ring. Mr. America carries Stephanie to the back. Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if Hogan hurt her. She says that Vince was the one who hurt her. Sable comes out as guest announcer for the next match. Torrie Wilson defeats Dawn Marie. Sable challenges Torrie to a bikini contest at Judgment Day. Torrie accepts. Sable touches herself a bit, and Torrie massages her own breasts. Team Angle defeat Rikishi and Tajiri After the match, the Guerreros steal Team Angle's portrait of Kurt Angle AND the gold medals again. Rhyno defeats John Cena after Brian Kendrick distracts Cena. Kendrick runs through the crowd while Cena chases. Backstage, Nunzio tells Brock Lesnar to not mess with the Big Show. Lesnar shoves Nunzio and then Nunzio slaps Lesnar. Lesnar then chases Nunzio down the hall and Lesnar runs into the room he thinks Nunzio is hiding in. However, Johnny Stamboli locks the door with a 2x4 and then Chuck Palumbo blocks the door with a forklift for good measure. Big Show and A-Train thank the F.B.I. for the good deed. Tonight, Big Show has a stretcher with Benoit's name on it. Big Show defeats Chris Benoit After the match, Big Show tries to do the same thing to Benoit as he did to Rey Mysterio but Brock Lesnar busted the door down in order to save Chris Benoit. However, A-Train and Show are too much for Lesnar, and Lesnar is finished off with a Chokeslam. All that happened after the cameras stopped rolling was Brock stuck around for a bit and gave the Undisputed Championship to some kid in the front row (they lose more belts that way), and then he waved the Canadian flag around for a bit. End of show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 7, 2003 This show sounds as bad as Raw. Sable challenges Torrie to a bikini contest at Judgment Day. Torrie accepts. Sable touches herself a bit, and Torrie massages her own breasts. Does this sound strange to anyone else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted May 7, 2003 They missed the best part... The whole arena chanting "You Screwed Bret!" at Vince everytime we saw him... Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Eddy vs. Mattitude Kendrick vs. Knoble Rhyno vs. Cena Those 3 matches alone make SD look infinitely more appealing than this past Raw. AND WHERE THE FUCK IS KANYON????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Sounds crappy. At least Velocity looks promising. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Showstoppa Icon Report post Posted May 7, 2003 not that it matters, at all, but what the tally on this......Torrie 2,493,434 Dawn 1 ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blue Bacchus Report post Posted May 7, 2003 AND WHERE THE FUCK IS KANYON????? I'd wager a guess that Creative has nothing for him. Which means... He'll be released in a matter of months. Budget Cuts in order to bring in the LOD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted May 7, 2003 And what's up w/ Hardy? Feud w/ Rey leading into WM, Matt wins, they haven't interacted since then. Peripheral feud w/ Kendrick, but nothing has come from that. The last couple weeks he's been mixing it up w/ the Guererros. Shouldn't he be feuding w/ a cruiser, or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 7, 2003 OK, I know those crazy Canadians have some sort of thing for Hogan, but Mr. America getting a pop in Canada doesn't make any sense. I the last stretcher match I can remember was El Gigante vs Sid back at Superbrawl 91.. It doesn't sound as bad as RAW, but it doesn't sound all that good either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted May 7, 2003 HEY, Big Show beats Benoit - who'da thunk it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted May 7, 2003 I'd wager a guess that Creative has nothing for him. Which means... He'll be released in a matter of months. Nah, he'll be sticking around. He's got talent, size, and mic skills. Although, the "WCW guy" wildcard might rear it's head. RVD and Sabu have a stretcher match in ECW back in 1996. It's on the "Hardcore History" DVD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted May 7, 2003 OK, I know those crazy Canadians have some sort of thing for Hogan, but Mr. America getting a pop in Canada doesn't make any sense. I the last stretcher match I can remember was El Gigante vs Sid back at Superbrawl 91.. It doesn't sound as bad as RAW, but it doesn't sound all that good either. Canadians are marks for Hogan, remember the WM match vs Rock. RVD vs Sabu had a stretcher match on 8/3/96 which is on the ECW DVD Hardcore History. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 7, 2003 I don't have any of the ECW dvds and didnt see any ECW stuff earlier than like late 1997. And yes, I know that Canadians are Hogan marks, but its MR AMERICA in CANADA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 A stretcher match? Good god Russo is back! Benoit jobs to Big Show...and clean from those spoilers...wonderful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 OK I want Steve Blackman to dress up as Mr. America. He's Mr. Charisma he can pull it off! Besides, he DOES have experience in this kind of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 No Piper's Pit?!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted May 7, 2003 So much for that whole "Big Show has heat for the Rey spot from Backlash", huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Star Ocean 3 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 No Piper's Pit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RedJed Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Arg, WWE TV has sucked so bad lately, neither show excluded. This is just continuing the trend. When will they stop with the bury job of Benoit? UGH. Last WWE stretcher match I recall was Luger v. Brian Adams at house shows in either 94 or 95. *barfs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Good point, where is Kanyon? Has he even been wrestling dark matches? If WWE lets him go, I'll be really pissed. That is letting go a great talent, and the biggest mistake since letting Raven go. He'd be better off in TNA, but I don't really watch it so. Benoit jobbing to Show just makes me sad. Atleast Benoit is a company man though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 I the last stretcher match I can remember was El Gigante vs Sid back at Superbrawl 91.. I direct you to a shameless plug of The Nitro Review on the General Wrestling board. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=30&t=31704 Mike Awesome def. Diamond Dallas Page in a Stretcher Match on May 8, 2000 edition of Nitro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Fuck the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted May 7, 2003 What's a stretcher match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted May 7, 2003 What's a stretcher match? The match in which every fan in attendance walks outside to stretch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 What's a stretcher match? Essentially the object is to strap your opponent to a stretcher...exciting huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 7, 2003 What's a stretcher match? The match in which every fan in attendance walks outside to stretch... To win the match you have to put your opponent on a stretcher. In the case of Show vs Brock you are probably correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted May 7, 2003 There's stretchers strong enough to hold Show's fat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kane3212321 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Wasn't there a tag team stretcher match also in 2000. Flair/Crowbar vs. Vito/Johnny the Bull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted May 7, 2003 What's a stretcher match? The match in which every fan in attendance walks outside to stretch... To win the match you have to put your opponent on a stretcher. In the case of Show vs Brock you are probably correct. Probably??!! Rando = Nostradamus.... you are going to see more people leaving Judgment Day than actually entered... people will SPAWN just so they can walk out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 ill watch just for the guerraros/angles antics.... sucks that big show beat beniot.. and if they think that adding the stretcher match situation to show/lesner is gonna make the match any better than they are wrong... oh well... disappointing sd! but thats nothing new... J-Day still looks like shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
