Guest dpac Report post Posted May 7, 2003 From Lords Of Pain (SPOILERS) Velocity & Smackdown Taping Results from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Submitted by Calvin Martin on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 at 10:57 PM EST Report by Jaro from http://www.lopforums.com VELOCITY Chavo Guerrero defeated Crash w/ Shannon Moore Sean O'Haire defeated Funaki Johnny Stamboli and Chuck Palumbo defeated some local guys SMACKDOWN They announce the main event of Smackdown to be Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit vs. Big Show and A-Train Vince McMahon starts off the show and says that Hulk Hogan isn't here tonight. Vince then mentions that Hogan is live via satellite from Tampa, Florida. Hogan appears on satellite and says that Mr. America will be in the arena tonight. Vince says that's impossible, assuming that Mr. America and Hogan are the same. Eddie Guerrero w/ Chavo Guerrero defeats Matt Hardy w/ Shannon Moore and Crash After the match, Team Angle steals their gold medals back. Brock Lesnar says that he accepts Big Show's challenge at Judgment Day and that the match will be a stretcher match. Brian Kendrick defeats Jamie Noble. Backstage, Vince orders Funaki to pour him a coffee. Funaki says he just saw Mr. America walk by. Vince tells Funaki he's hallucinating. Mr. America makes his way to the ring to a HUGE ovation. Vince McMahon can't believe his eyes and says he's going to rip off Mr. America's mask to reveal to the world that it's Hulk Hogan. Better yet, he'll get Stephanie to do it. Stephanie comes out but doesn't make any attempts to rip off Mr. America's mask. When Mr. America has his back turned, Vince low blows him and attempts to rip off the mask. However, Mr. America pushes Vince into Stephanie and then knocks Vince out of the ring. Mr. America carries Stephanie to the back. Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if Hogan hurt her. She says that Vince was the one who hurt her. Sable comes out as guest announcer for the next match. Torrie Wilson defeats Dawn Marie. Sable challenges Torrie to a bikini contest at Judgment Day. Torrie accepts. Sable touches herself a bit, and Torrie massages her own breasts. Team Angle defeat Rikishi and Tajiri After the match, the Guerreros steal Team Angle's portrait of Kurt Angle AND the gold medals again. Rhyno defeats John Cena after Brian Kendrick distracts Cena. Kendrick runs through the crowd while Cena chases. Backstage, Nunzio tells Brock Lesnar to not mess with the Big Show. Lesnar shoves Nunzio and then Nunzio slaps Lesnar. Lesnar then chases Nunzio down the hall and Lesnar runs into the room he thinks Nunzio is hiding in. However, Johnny Stamboli locks the door with a 2x4 and then Chuck Palumbo blocks the door with a forklift for good measure. Big Show and A-Train thank the F.B.I. for the good deed. Tonight, Big Show has a stretcher with Benoit's name on it. Big Show defeats Chris Benoit After the match, Big Show tries to do the same thing to Benoit as he did to Rey Mysterio but Brock Lesnar busted the door down in order to save Chris Benoit. However, A-Train and Show are too much for Lesnar, and Lesnar is finished off with a Chokeslam. All that happened after the cameras stopped rolling was Brock stuck around for a bit and gave the Undisputed Championship to some kid in the front row (they lose more belts that way), and then he waved the Canadian flag around for a bit. End of show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 "Mr. America makes his way to the ring to a HUGE ovation. Vince McMahon can't believe his eyes and says he's going to rip off Mr. America's mask to reveal to the world that it's Hulk Hogan. Better yet, he'll get Stephanie to do it. Stephanie comes out but doesn't make any attempts to rip off Mr. America's mask. When Mr. America has his back turned, Vince low blows him and attempts to rip off the mask. However, Mr. America pushes Vince into Stephanie and then knocks Vince out of the ring. Mr. America carries Stephanie to the back. Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if Hogan hurt her. She says that Vince was the one who hurt her." Can't you just FEEL the hilarity ensuing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Tino Standard Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Call me clueless if you like, but what is a 'stretcher match'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dpac Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Call me clueless if you like, but what is a 'stretcher match'? Not exactly sure, but I remember Sid and El Egante having them in WCW, where the loser has to be carried out on a stretcher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Brock vs Big Show in a Stretcher match? are they crazy! Who can carry TBS out on a stretcher? They will need a forklift to do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
