Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): They announce the main event of Smackdown to be Brock Lesnar and Chris Benoit vs. Big Show and A-Train Vince McMahon starts off the show and says that Hulk Hogan isn't here tonight. Vince then mentions that Hogan is live via satellite from Tampa, Florida. Hogan appears on satellite and says that Mr. America will be in the arena tonight. Vince says that's impossible, assuming that Mr. America and Hogan are the same. Eddie Guerrero w/ Chavo Guerrero defeats Matt Hardy w/ Shannon Moore and Crash After the match, Team Angle steals their gold medals back. Brock Lesnar says that he accepts Big Show's challenge at Judgment Day and that the match will be a stretcher match. Brian Kendrick defeats Jamie Noble. Backstage, Vince orders Funaki to pour him a coffee. Funaki says he just saw Mr. America walk by. Vince tells Funaki he's hallucinating. Mr. America makes his way to the ring to a HUGE ovation. Vince McMahon can't believe his eyes and says he's going to rip off Mr. America's mask to reveal to the world that it's Hulk Hogan. Better yet, he'll get Stephanie to do it. Stephanie comes out but doesn't make any attempts to rip off Mr. America's mask. When Mr. America has his back turned, Vince low blows him and attempts to rip off the mask. However, Mr. America pushes Vince into Stephanie and then knocks Vince out of the ring. Mr. America carries Stephanie to the back. Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if Hogan hurt her. She says that Vince was the one who hurt her. Sable comes out as guest announcer for the next match. Torrie Wilson defeats Dawn Marie. Sable challenges Torrie to a bikini contest at Judgment Day. Torrie accepts. Sable touches herself a bit, and Torrie massages her own breasts. Team Angle defeat Rikishi and Tajiri After the match, the Guerreros steal Team Angle's portrait of Kurt Angle AND the gold medals again. Rhyno defeats John Cena after Brian Kendrick distracts Cena. Kendrick runs through the crowd while Cena chases. Backstage, Nunzio tells Brock Lesnar to not mess with the Big Show. Lesnar shoves Nunzio and then Nunzio slaps Lesnar. Lesnar then chases Nunzio down the hall and Lesnar runs into the room he thinks Nunzio is hiding in. However, Johnny Stamboli locks the door with a 2x4 and then Chuck Palumbo blocks the door with a forklift for good measure. Big Show and A-Train thank the F.B.I. for the good deed. Tonight, Big Show has a stretcher with Benoit's name on it. Big Show defeats Chris Benoit After the match, Big Show tries to do the same thing to Benoit as he did to Rey Mysterio but Brock Lesnar busted the door down in order to save Chris Benoit. However, A-Train and Show are too much for Lesnar, and Lesnar is finished off with a Chokeslam. All that happened after the cameras stopped rolling was Brock stuck around for a bit and gave the Undisputed Championship to some kid in the front row (they lose more belts that way), and then he waved the Canadian flag around for a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Damn You Helmsley Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Big Show beats Benoit? Oh joy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Y2DAYDAY Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Wow, Benoit did one job to Big Show yet when Big Show has put Benoit over time and time again, no one bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Wow, Benoit did one job to Big Show yet when Big Show has put Benoit over time and time again, no one bitches. What has Big Show done to deserve a push? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Wow, Benoit did one job to Big Show yet when Big Show has put Benoit over time and time again, no one bitches. What has Big Show done to deserve a push? AW!!! COME ON ANDREW!!!!! HE'S A HOSS BY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!! NOW LETS TALK ABOUT BRADSHAW, HE DESERVES ONE TOO!!!!!!!! In my honest opinion I would have pushed these two lardos...............off of a bridge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crux Report post Posted May 8, 2003 WTF--Please, no Steph/Mr. America romance... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites