You want to know why I'm still here?

[Guest The Superstar]

[Guest Zack Malibu]

HUH?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So you're Undisputed?

[Guest Undisputed]

Yes, I am. Much like Caboose did with Naz Mistry, around February I wanted to start a new character to actually, you know, have FUN in this place. So Undisputed was made.

 

And in rebuttal to what ShooterJay said:

Um, I've been on, what 5 shows? And I'm already the top contender to the highest belt on my show, had my character in two main events, won 2 PPV matches, in a main event feud, and in line for a ton of gold.

 

I'd say that's pretty fucking rewarded.

 

Well good for you. I put HOURS upon HOURS upon HOURS into this thread, and really all I got rewarded with was a measly reign with a destined-to-be-forgotten belt. Hell, I was in a feud with the Champion and wrote EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH. Did I get anything for it? No. You think someone would say "Hey, you're writing all these great matches...and losing all of them." I wrote a fucking Euthanasia match that had NEVER been done before, and it turned out to be pretty damn good. Did I get a title reign, despite it being my second consecutive PPV title shot? No. Why? Because "it didn't fit in with the plan." Fuck that. "We don't want our championships to lose value." Well fuck, geniuses, we are an E-FED. How the fuck can a FAKE CHAMPIONSHIP LOSE VALUE?! Reward those that are loyal to you. That's some advice for the future.

[Guest caboose]

Yes, I am. Much like Caboose did with Naz Mistry, around February I wanted to start a new character to actually, you know, have FUN in this place. So Undisputed was made.

 

And in rebuttal to what ShooterJay said:

Um, I've been on, what 5 shows? And I'm already the top contender to the highest belt on my show, had my character in two main events, won 2 PPV matches, in a main event feud, and in line for a ton of gold.

 

I'd say that's pretty fucking rewarded.

 

Well good for you. I put HOURS upon HOURS upon HOURS into this thread, and really all I got rewarded with was a measly reign with a destined-to-be-forgotten belt. Hell, I was in a feud with the Champion and wrote EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH. Did I get anything for it? No. You think someone would say "Hey, you're writing all these great matches...and losing all of them." I wrote a fucking Euthanasia match that had NEVER been done before, and it turned out to be pretty damn good. Did I get a title reign, despite it being my second consecutive PPV title shot? No. Why? Because "it didn't fit in with the plan." Fuck that. "We don't want our championships to lose value." Well fuck, geniuses, we are an E-FED. How the fuck can a FAKE CHAMPIONSHIP LOSE VALUE?! Reward those that are loyal to you. That's some advice for the future.

If your gonna rip someone off, rip off the best. (ME! )

 

So Supes, did you have more fun with Undisputed?

[Guest The Superstar]

Well it was obvious I was getting pushed more...

 

but of course from December on I wasn't really having fun at all...plus I didn't have time to write stuff for 2 characters so I just said "my writing skills suck." I logged on under that name twice a week. So either way....no.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

If he did, I don't think we'd be reading this .

[Guest caboose]

Three OAOAST characters (SuperStar, Undisputed, MISTER WARRIOR!), outside of Mario, thats a record!

 

Throws a party for Supes!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'd love to throw a party for the kid.

 

Just not a goodbye party.

 

Dammit I'm pissed now.

 

And Pissed Off Preps are not fun people.

[Guest caboose]

Yeah preps are dicks...

 

...I'm just kidding.

[Guest The Superstar]

Don't forget Hot Newzwire.

[Guest caboose]

Four!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOT CENTRAL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest treble charged]

Why did you have to destroy my house?

[Guest caboose]

Why did you have to destroy my house?

It wasn't me...

[Guest The Superstar]

HOW on earth do you still remember that?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I just feel like I let Superstar down. I egged him on to stay. I tried to keep him going.

 

I got Tim into the swing of things, despite the crap that went down in the past.

 

I got Some Guy to come back, despite the crap that went down in the past.

 

I got CABOOSE to come back, despite being KILLED ON SCREEN.

 

But I couldn't manage to keep one of my best friends on the roster. And I'm the most laid back out of anyone here (proven by the returns of the aforementioned). So his leaving is just something that gets to me.

 

When I get pissed off, I get motivated. I get ideas. I get creative.

 

HeldDOWN is gonna have a hell of a run coming up, come hell or high water. That I can guarantee.

[Guest caboose]

HOW on earth do you still remember that?

Hey TC figured out I was NazMistry (wow two mentions in one day, I am honoured).

 

TC is smarter than your average smark, as my sig once said...

[Guest caboose]

::Switches on Popick mode::

 

I just feel like I let Superstar down. I egged him on to stay. I tried to keep him going.

 

I stole the Trintiy from Caboose and am basing the whole of IZ around them.

 

I got Tim into the swing of things, despite the crap that went down in the past.

 

Meh. I have the Trinity~!

 

I got Some Guy to come back, despite the crap that went down in the past.

 

Did I mention the Trinity?

 

I got CABOOSE to come back, despite being KILLED ON SCREEN.

 

Damn you Zack! Now I'm going to kill you both!

 

But I couldn't manage to keep one of my best friends on the roster. And I'm the most laid back out of anyone here (proven by the returns of the aforementioned). So his leaving is just something that gets to me.

 

Friends come and go, POLITICAL POWER doesn't~!

 

When I get pissed off, I get motivated. I get ideas. I get creative.

 

I hound them out of the thread when I get angry, or threatened.

 

HeldDOWN is gonna have a hell of a run coming up, come hell or high water. That I can guarantee.

 

Trinity! Dammit Trinity! YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! I AM YOUR SAVIOUR! TRINITY!!!!!!!!!

 

::Switches Popick mode off::

 

I'm only kidding...

[Guest Lightning Flik]

*Reads contents of thread*

 

Oh biggy. Undisputed is Superstar; my life is a better place knowing the truth *coughnotcough*. Now, I don't mean to harass SS, I just mean that it wasn't that earthshattering of news. As most e-feders usually come back to a fed they originally were with under a new identity.

 

*reads Zack's new post that just popped up*

 

As for what Zack said, count me out.

 

I slack off buddy, and you ain't making me do work without some motivation.

 

...especially as of late.

 

*reads caboose's version of Popick and dying with laughter because of it*

[Guest The Superstar]

You forgot "I saved the board."

[Guest The Superstar]

*Reads contents of thread*

 

Oh biggy. Undisputed is Superstar; my life is a better place knowing the truth *coughnotcough*. Now, I don't mean to harass SS, I just mean that it wasn't that earthshattering of news. As most e-feders usually come back to a fed they originally were with under a new identity.

 

*reads Zack's new post that just popped up*

 

As for what Zack said, count me out.

 

I slack off buddy, and you ain't making me do work without some motivation.

 

...especially as of late.

 

*reads caboose's version of Popick and dying with laughter because of it*

Oh, did I forget to mention I quit as every single on of my personalities? Well there you go. Hrm.

[Guest caboose]

You forgot "I saved the board."

Fuck how'd I miss that?

 

I must be getting old...

[Guest caboose]

*Reads contents of thread*

 

Oh biggy. Undisputed is Superstar; my life is a better place knowing the truth *coughnotcough*. Now, I don't mean to harass SS, I just mean that it wasn't that earthshattering of news. As most e-feders usually come back to a fed they originally were with under a new identity.

 

*reads Zack's new post that just popped up*

 

As for what Zack said, count me out.

 

I slack off buddy, and you ain't making me do work without some motivation.

 

...especially as of late.

 

*reads caboose's version of Popick and dying with laughter because of it*

Oh, did I forget to mention I quit as every single on of my personalities? Well there you go. Hrm.

SWERVE~!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Oh, did I forget to mention I quit as every single on of my personalities? Well there you go. Hrm.

That just also says something about you too.

 

...not that I'm saying anything you can't already assume.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

*Reads contents of thread*

 

Oh biggy. Undisputed is Superstar; my life is a better place knowing the truth *coughnotcough*. Now, I don't mean to harass SS, I just mean that it wasn't that earthshattering of news. As most e-feders usually come back to a fed they originally were with under a new identity.

 

*reads Zack's new post that just popped up*

 

As for what Zack said, count me out.

 

I slack off buddy, and you ain't making me do work without some motivation.

 

...especially as of late.

 

*reads caboose's version of Popick and dying with laughter because of it*

Oh, did I forget to mention I quit as every single on of my personalities? Well there you go. Hrm.

But what of the Caboose/Warrior match!?

 

Think of the children!

 

Slacks, you know you love hD.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

You forgot "I saved the board."

Must've been before my time then, cause I definitely don't remember anybody saying "THANK GOD SS SAVED THE BOARD~!"

 

Not meaning anything, I'm just saying.

[Guest The Superstar]

Fuck that. When a so-called "serious" e-fed is 10000000000000x more fun than a "laid back, relaxed" e-fed, it's time to call it quits.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

But what of the Caboose/Warrior match!?

 

Think of the children!

 

Slacks, you know you love hD.

Have Warrior job to Caboose. Simple fix.

 

I do think of the children, hence why I'll never be a parent till I'm in my late 30s.

 

Love hD? Since when has it given me any love?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Fuck that. When a so-called "serious" e-fed is 10000000000000x more fun than a "laid back, relaxed" e-fed, it's time to call it quits.

Whoever said the SJL was serious? Just more involved is about all I say it is.

 

And if it's more fun for you, enjoy the SJL then. Don't like the OAOAST, then why come back?

[Guest caboose]

You forgot "I saved the board."

Must've been before my time then, cause I definitely don't remember anybody saying "THANK GOD SS SAVED THE BOARD~!"

 

Not meaning anything, I'm just saying.

He's talking about BPP.

 

Supes at least stick around for Caboose Vs. MISTER WARRIOR!#

 

I want to show these cocky newbie scum what the old OAOAST was all about.