All Things Simpsons...

[Guest Goodear]

Lenny: "That was too clever...You're one of them!"

 

Da "try that one" H

Was that when the town got split in half between the rich and poor sides of town because of the change in area codes? No... wait... I'm thinking more along the lines when the intelligencia (Hibbert, Lisa, Skinner, Frink, Comic Book Guy, and the Marketing Chick) took control of the town when Quimby left town. But I'm not sure...

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Lenny: "That was too clever...You're one of them!"

 

That's from "They Saved Lisa's Brain." It was in reply to Carl saying, "Let's make litter of the literati."

[Guest Goodear]

I bow to Frost's powers.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Your second guess was right Ejiro...as was Frost's. That's the episode when Mensa takes over the town when they confront Mayor Quimby about the gazeebo permit.

 

::sniff, sniff::

 

"You better not turn around."

 

"AHHHHHH!"

 

"I told you not to turn around."

 

Da "another good episode" H

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

"... and when Mr. Dinkley saw what I had done, I was banned from the car wash forever!"

 

And you all call yourselves Simpsons fans. That's from Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble and it's said by the guy on the boat who acts like Peter Lorre.

 

That episode also includes another of my favorite Simpson quotes:

 

Lisa: "Dr. Hibbert, I thought you'd located another kidney for Grampa!"

 

Hibbert: "Larry Hagman took it. He's got five of them now! And three hearts! We didn't want to give them to him but he overpowered us."

[Guest Goodear]

Quick poll... Best Simpsons Fight Scene...

 

1) Homer vs George Bush

2) Homer vs Bart's Bigger Brother

3) Homer vs Snake as they fight around Lil' Bandit

4) Homer vs Drederick Tatum

 

Speeking of the bigger brother episode?

 

"Are you Homer Simpson, the liar and degenerate gambler"

(happily) "Yes, and who might you be?"

 

"The first thing to do scream like a woman until they turn away in shame... then its time to kick some back."

 

New Quote!

 

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Igcognito."

[Guest hhh6294]

I like this one:

 

"When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn... Something, Something and you'll see, you'll aviod catastrophe!

 

 

...

 

 

D'OH!"

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I said i knew it, but just couldn't remember the episode. Damn.

 

Da "needs to stop doing all this school work and go back to what i did 3 weeks ago which is watch Simpsons all the time" H

[Guest Goodear]

BLAM!

 

You killed the zombie Flanders!

 

He was a zombie?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

They're all great!

 

The figth vs. Snake, Homer says, "It's glandular."

 

I think it's the big brother one where Homer says, "Stop pummeling me, it's really painful!"

 

Da "questions his Simpson's prowess" H

[Guest HVilleThugg]

BLAM!

 

You killed the zombie Flanders!

 

He was a zombie?

 

That was a halloween episode where Lisa tries Bart tries to bring back Lisa's cat Snowball, but wakes the dead instead. Another great quote from that episode is...

 

"Dad, we did something terrible."

 

"Did you wreck the car?"

 

"Did you wake the dead?"

 

"Yes."

 

"But the car is ok?"

 

Da "this sounds like something that would be a cool thing in chat" H

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Igcognito."

 

That's from fear of flying where Homer is kicked out of Mo's. Homers sees the guy, but is distracted by a butterfly and chases it.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

"When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn... Something, Something and you'll see, you'll aviod catastrophe!"

 

That's from Homer the Heretic.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn... Something, Something and you'll see, you'll aviod catastrophe!

 

That's the episode where Homer decides not to go to church anymore and starts his own religion (although he never actually does anything really with it). He's smoking a cigar and falls asleep, and the house catches on fire. When the fire burns his hair, he wakes up and says the quote before passing out.

 

Da "has to leave work now...so will be gone for several hours. this was fun...nice way to avoid work" H

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn you frost for posting it first!

 

I'd love to do the triviabot in chat with Simpsons...I might actually do well in that.

 

Da "really gone now" H

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Maybe I could come up with some questions to program the bot with.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

This is so crazy because I'm wearing one of my several Simpsons' shirts (This one is black and has Blinky the fish with his name underneath).

 

*marks and blades for Hans fuckin' Moleman*

 

Hans is the Man~! Especially in the one where Bart become Burns' heir and someone (I think it was Hutz, or whatever the attorney's name is) tries to kidnap and hypnotize Bart into living with the Simpsons's again, however Hans is in the bag instead, and he lives with the Simpsons. Yay for Hans!

 

*also marks for Jasper*

 

"You shot who in the what now?" and "That's real spruce" (Or something along those lines whilst showing his wooden leg with a bullet in it to the cops)

[Guest Goodear]

*marks and blades for Hans fuckin' Moleman*

"Excuse me are you chanting Boourns or booing?"

 

"BOOOO"

 

Hans: "I was saying Booo-urns."

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Don't know exact epsiode names, but some favs. that come to mind:

 

Cape Fear parody.

 

-Rake gag.

 

Homer needs open heart surgery.

 

-These Gloves came free with my toilet brush.

 

Homer becomes head of the Union(just on yesterday)

 

-Dental Plan! Lisa Need Braces! Dental Plan! Lisa Needs Braces!

 

Bart becomes a Daredevil Classic, classic episode, and one of the first that really got me into the show.

 

-Doh! Ouch! Doh! Damn! Oh! EEEE! Aaaaah!

 

Homer joins the Softball team with Wonder bat.

 

-"During the night of the Great Storm I locked myself out of the house, so I covered myself with a large peice of sheet metal and ran under the tallest tree I could find!

 

Marge becomes addicted to gambling.

 

-"Well take the spruce goose, get in!" , Mr. Burns with a model plane.

 

Smithers says "But sir..."

 

Mr. Burns pulls out a revolver and holds it under Smithers' chin, "I said GET IN!"

 

 

I could go on all day.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

/ownz you all

 

 

 

At the Crichton & King Only bookstore:

 

Moleman: Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?

Clerk: (disgusted) ... Get out.

 

--

 

"I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING."

 

--

 

"Homer: Hey, Flanders, heading for church? Well, I thought I could save you a little time.

Ned: Oooh, found a new shortcut.

Homer: Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God."

 

--

 

"English side ruined...must use french side..........LE GRILLE?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!"

 

--

 

"Guide: You all have to leave now, we'll be closing in 5 minutes, eh!

Homer: Would a Dollar change your mind?

Guide: Wow! American currency! What time would you like your breakfast, sir?!"

 

--

 

"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"

 

--

 

" know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life ... Well, goodnight."

 

--

 

"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman --and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."

 

--

 

"

'Oh my god!....I've killed Wilson!!...

 

Looks like it's back to Jail for me.

 

Wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh.'"

 

--

 

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

 

--

 

"Um...yes...can you repeat the part about the stuff when you talked about things?"

 

--

 

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

 

--

 

"STEALING?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy at church every sunday? Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you? Oh...except for that one guy who made the sound effects (Begins making sound effect). Hehehehehe. Oh...where was I...oh yeah. Stay out of my booze."

 

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I could go on ...

 

Get your Simpsons here.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Oh what a great topic! I'm glad I created it!

 

Da "wonders why this hasn't been a topic before" H

 

PS - Oh...right...cause it has NOTHING to do with the SWF or wrestling for that matter. Still a great topic nonetheless

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I've written about 50 questions for the trivia bot in chat.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Oh man, I can't forget one of my favorite dialogue exchanges, in Bronson, MO.

 

"Hey ma, can I have a cookie?"

 

"No dice."

 

"Dis ain't over."

 

Little Bronson and Mother Bronson are awesome!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Shyeah. Whenever I walk by the Bronson movies at the video store, that's all I think about.

[Guest Suicide King]

"I am so smart, S-M-R-T..."

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

"I am so smart, S-M-R-T..."

Isn't that the episode where Homer goes back to college?

[Guest Tod deKindes]

- Homer's reminders to himself, from "A Tale Of Two Springfields"

 

[left hand]

 

939 (his area code)

 

[right hand]

 

Carl: Black

Lenny: White