SJL Metal Card, March 27th

[Guest crusen86]

SJL Metal Card, Wednesday March 27th

Jew Date: 5pm Wednesday BT

Arena: The Gund Area! w00t! Were back home!

Announcers: Axis, Edwin... And The Suicide King! This should be fun. Say hi to your heelish third announcer.

 

Send everything related to Crusen! He will be posting Metal, and instead, Edwin will be posting Crimson this week. All notes to Crusen thanks.

 

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

- First fall wins. Taylor's pulling double duty tonight - good thing he's opening the show and closing it so by the main event, he is completely recovered. He will be defending his title against three deserving contenders in MVS, Shawn Brody and Ced Ordonez, the latter two of the JL's most impressive up and comers, whilst MVS is a bit more of a veteran. It doesn't take a genius to work out that Brody and MVS haven't exactly been friends lately, and Ordonez/Brody tension has been building up. Poor Brody, always getting on everyone's bad side. In any event, can he become a double champion? Erek, I can't make this more blatent - job.

- Word Limit: 6500

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

- I'm Sorry, but you're both writing this match even if it kills you. If you keep no showing, stips will keep getting more and more embarassing each show, starting with a bra and panties match next week.

- Word Limit: 4500

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

- Very similar to a certain match on Crimson, minus Deathwish and plus Kojack. The person pinned in this match will NOT get a shot at Brody's TV title. The man who gets the fall, and the man who doesn't get pinned, will both face Brody at some stage in the future. Get it? Ask if you don't.

- World Limit: 4500

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- What? A contendership match after the title match? Weirdness. Anyway, three of the JL's most impressive newbies in a loooong time get their shot at gaining glory with a shot at a European title shot. Erm, yes. Muaha.

- Word Limit: 4500

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

- The first pin wins. Now this is what I call a match. Five men. The first person to get a fall on their opponent becomes the JL champion. Flexxx returns from a lengthy abscene of a show, whilst Jacob Helmsley is back from... Erm, whereever he's been. And he's looking for gold. Both Erek and Ash are JL mainstays. Which man will walk out with the gold? Obviously, not K-Os, since he's not writing and all. Say bye bye to K-Os everyone.

- Word Limit: 6500

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Wha?!? Euro title match and I have f'n midterms! OH CRUEL FATE WHY DO YOU MOCK ME? And further slap on the face as I open and Cutthroat MIDCARDS! I'm gonna cry...

 

F The World. I'm gonna find a way to type for this card.

[Guest midnight_burn]

What?

 

One of those 4 jobbers are going to be the World Champ?

 

Pfft, they suck, he.ll, i'm a combined 7-0 against those jerks, make me the champ.

 

Just kidding (or am i?), one of them will make a fine champ, and will no doubt write a dandy of a match.

 

This looks like quite a good card, several great matches, i'll be looking forward to it. And we're once again back at the Gund Arena, all is right with the world.

 

Oh, and the titles wrong, i think it should say Metal.

[Guest crusen86]

And so you're right.

[Guest hhh6294]

...

 

 

bows to Crusen humbly

[Guest WarMachine]

*considers holding out just for the Bra and Panties match*

[Guest]

Great card! Really, er...yeah...

Me...the TV champ...sacrey thinking about that, hu?

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Wow, a JL card and I'm not on it. I feel a little sad at that actually. We will definitely have a new Euro and World champ after this, so this will be a card to remember for a while. the JL has gotten really really good, I'll be reading this for sure

 

-AE

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I'm gonna die...

 

-Mike Van Siclen

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

To my oppenents:

 

I've made some slight modifactions to my character's move list.  Nothing major, just added a few moves, dropped a few moves, and made the order of the moves more logical and easier to read(reading downards: bigger moves to smaller moves.)

 

If you've already started the match, don't worry about it though.

[Guest Renegade]

One mother of a card there.....grrrr it sux to be inactive

[Guest Shawn]

Wow. The chance of being a double champion!

 

::Shawn crosses his fingers::

 

Whoa... 6500 words? I guess I'll be writing my ass off again.

 

Uhh... I thought I had killed MVS. Shouldn't he be in traction or at least intensive care? I mean he really got messed up in my match, servear blood loss, multiple cuts... etc.

 

Ced told me before that he couldn't write this show... good luck man.

[Guest ErekT2k]

Why must you think that there may be a *new* Euro Champ after this show, Annie? You're hurting my feelings.

 

Let's see, two matches. I wonder what I should do....

 

One thing's for sure, I guess it's time to hang up the belt. Well, let's see which one of you three will be my successor.

[Guest Ace309]

Just a heads-up that I'm not changing my stats for this one.

[Guest]

Well, good luck to every body! Most every one is going to need it...

[Guest Renegade]

im posting this here cause i dont know where else to post it, u know you can actually edit your posts? im just saying this cause on the stats page, i see many posts by the same person with frequent updates etc....it would make sense to just edit your existing stats, so first of all the page loads faster, and secondly its less of a mess........il shut it now.

[Guest ErekT2k]

Testing.... testing......

 

I saw 16 replies to this post but I only counted 15. So I decided to add a reply and see if it fixes my problem (or your problems, whatever).

 

Yeah, something's wrong in my browser or maybe the whole post is jacked up. The post before me is supposed to be Brody but here Renegade is posting. Ugh, I dunno.

 

EDIT2: Then it must have been your post Brody because it's missing from the thread. You must have posted something so dreadful, so horrible, so unimaginably scary, so scary that even the movie "Psycho" cannot comprehend with it.

[Guest Shawn]

A post was probably deleted...

 

Edit- Yeah, I posted once but it didn't come up. I thought it was messed up but didn't care to repost it.

[Guest Suicide King]

Why is it one hour before showtime and I have no matches in yet?

[Guest Ace309]

Erm.... isn't it a day early, King?

 

No matter, my match has already been sent to Thugg, but....

[Guest Shawn]

That wasn't funny King. As we speak, I slave over my match. I would've had it in earlier but I couldn't start as early as I normally do.

 

In the end, never fear, my match is here!

 

...or well, I'm working on it.

 

 

Luck, Flesher. You've got this one.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Just to let everybody know, do to school and some recent personal problems, I haven't had anytime to write my match.  So I am no showing.  I've already pm'ed HVilleThugg.  I only was able to write the match's ending, which was pretty awesome.  

 

 

To bad, I was really looking forward to competing with Ace and reality check.  I hope the "I'am in over my head" comment made by Reality Check in the other thread was in character.  Because I find it insulting and out of place to be critizied by a fellow noob, no matter how good the noob is. Good luck, anyways.

[Guest Suicide King]

Heh heh heh... gotcha.  

[Guest Suicide King]

If you're wondering where the show is, it's coming.  My job is hard since everyone wrote for a change.

 

That said, let me throw out preliminary teaser advice.  First of all, perhaps destroying the announce table in the first match of the night is a bad idea.

 

Second of all, make sure you write the right match.  No DQ fourway does not mean falls count anywhere, nor does it mean you tag in and out, unless the match description specifically says so.  

 

Now that I've thrown the fear of god into all you JLers, go back to waiting. And don't worry.  Everyone made some mistakes, but these are fine matches ACROSS THE BOARD.  Curse you.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Okay, folks.  Because I am a crazy college kid, I just got back from a night out.  So, the marking on the main events begins!  I'll be done in probably about 2 hours...WHEE!

[Guest hhh6294]

bah... lazy college smart people... you are all alike...

 

All night parties, tons of homework you slack off on... and all the horny bitches you can fuck...

 

 

*~*snif*~*

 

 

...lucky punk...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

One bitch, Jake.  Many faces.

 

Back to marking...halfway there...hopefully.