Jlers! how to write the suicide king!

[Guest Suicide King]

Hello children... I thought you might appreciate a quick primer on how to write the Suicide King properly, lest I smite thee soundly.

 

Basically an unrepentant, cocky heel who is convinced of his own superiority.  Doesn't not like Axis or Edwin very much, and will go to great pains to point out that he has been a SWF World Champ and they haven't.  No point is too petty and no scheme is too juvenile if it even slightly helps demonstrate that the King is superior.  Approves whole-heartedly of heelish actions in matches as "taking control of your own destiny."  That said, even though he likes the heels he will take every opportunity to say how he would have done it better.  The faces are just shmucks who need to wake up to how the world really works.

 

Basic History:  Edwin and the King founded the Midnight Carnival together back when the King was a goody-goody face, but King later turned on the Carnies and beat them about the head and shoulders.  The only time Edwin and King ever faced each other in a singles match the King made Edwin say "I quit."  Made Edwin's friend Chris Raynor retire, and nearly crippled Grand Slam.

 

Axis and King have wrestled only once, and it ended in a double count-out due to Thugg.  Axis has never beaten King.  Did I mention Axis was never World Champ?

 

There you go!  There will be a brief promo at the beginning of the show justifying how the King is becoming an announcer, so that will give you a bit of flavor for the next time.

[Guest Insanityman]

####, I better be able to come back very very soon, this looks like a delightful announcing squad to write. .

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Ahem ahem!

 

Edwin and King have wrestled TWICE, even if King did no-show the first encounter!  Cage match, wherein Edwin won when King, uh, dropped him off the cage violently to the outside.

 

Yes, the one chance I get to beat him, and I let him kick my ass.  Heh heh.  Let the commentary goodness begin!

[Guest Suicide King]

Man, I forgot all about that one Edwin.  That was a good match too.

 

So we're even, but Edwin's never been world champ.

 

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Thanks King, you've saved yourself a PM from me.

[Guest redbaron51]

Three commentators??

 

ah damn it

 

*rewrites match*