Bush and Blair nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

[Guest Vyce]

Wasn't Bono also nominated?

Jesus tapdancin' Christ, if that goddamn Irishman wins the award over Bush, I will have to kill someone in cold blood. I'll kill The Edge, I swear I will. WITH MY TEETH. I gnaw the bastard's trachea out. It'll be a bloody fucking Sunday then, I tell you!

Bono- campaigns to drop 3rd world debt.

Bush- starts illegal wars.

 

I know who I'd prefer to win.

Who said that?

 

*looks around, then up*

 

Oh, it's you.

 

Sorry, didn't see you at first up there on that high horse.