Sjl metal predictions march 27th

[Guest Renegade]

Looks like a super card here:

 

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Since Taylor will no show this one, Brody will be our new champ

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

 

One of you just write a 100 word match, anything!

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

 

Kojack or Reaper...sorry Cutthroat, but you still need a win

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

This should be a very close one....hmmmmmm.....il say Z, but it shall be close

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

 

- Renegade comes in and Renebreakes every single person in the matchup! Should be a good un, and im hoping Flexxx will pull it off and win the strap.

[Guest Insanityman]

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Hmmm... I have to say Brody or MVS to win... Ced being close. Or Andrew Rickmen will come sprinting down the aisle and screw Taylor out of the title, then give the Evenflow DDT

 to EVERYONE! .

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

 

Someone just write!

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

 

Kojack.

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Have to pull for Z.

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

 

I'm sorry guys, I like every single one of you guys... now if K-Os IS gonna write him. If not I gotta pull for Erek or Flexx.

[Guest]

My predictions...

 

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

- Erek has been doing pretty good of late, but Shawn has had a winning streek, Ced is a great writer, and who knows, MVS could win. My pick...

- Shawn Brody (double gold)

 

 

Mafia vs. Xero

- Mafia no Qs asked...

 

 

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

- If I write till my fingers bleed I WOULD win, but Reaper is more than likely VERY desperate for a win, but Kojack could come out of the blue. My pick...

-  Kojack

 

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- This is a pretty close one, but to just says it, I say Z for the win.

 

 

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

Erek or Flexxx. If Erek dosen't write it could be Ash or Flexxx.

My pick...

Erek OR Flexxx

 

 

P.S. Thats alright Renagade, you don't predict people who lose! Heha...

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

- I'm pulling for a really close match between Shawn Brody and Ced Ordonez. Shawn ofcourse is the automatic favorite, but if Ced writes to his full potential, he can grab the title. Both guys deserve it.

- Shawn OR Ced

 

Mafia vs. Xero

- Mafia will write this time, or so I hope.

 

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

- Kojack

 

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Alphabetmania runs wild on Tom Flesher and Deathwish!

 

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Jacob Helmsley, to get the upset win. He has the strength to pull this off.

[Guest redbaron51]

Some reasons I haven't written in a while:

 

1.) Taxes. Gotta throw 1's and 2's on there and pray for somethin to happen.

 

2.) Addiction to Spyhunter and Raw Is War. I haven't had any sleep since Tuesday.

 

3.) Family issues. My dog died

[Guest realitycheck]

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

>Hmmm... Well, Erek's in the main event, so he won't write. Ced mentioned something about mid-terms on the card thread, so I guess he's questionable. So, like many other things in this fed, it all comes down to Brody vs. Van Siclen. Mike's yet to have his big win, so I say he get's it here.

 

WINNER: Mike Van Siclen

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

> In the last two matches, I said Xero, and no-one showed. So now I'll pick Mafia.

 

WINNER: Mafia

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

> As I don't know much about Reaper or Kojack, and Cutthroat's never won a match, I'll just roll a die here...

 

WINNER: Reaper

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

> Uh... Uh... HOLY SHIT!! Three matches in and I'm one from the top!? Vying for condership?! Uh, wow. I rushed the tag match, so I know I can do better. Flesher's still adapting to describing matches, but he's a fast learner. Dany's improving, but he might be a *little* over his head here. I might look like a bit of a favourite, but I won't predict myself.

 

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

> If K-O's was writing, he'd be picking the winner for sure. But he's not, so it's anybodys ballgame. Helmsley is probably going to have to shake off some rust, so he might be a non-factor. Flexxx and Taylor may be the odds-on favourites, but I say Ash gets redemtion for losing out on a SWF contract.

 

WINNER: Ash Ketchum

 

-Z

I went exactly .250 on my last ones, let's see if my average can go up...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

This Metal's Golden!

 

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Jeez, 2nd biggest title on the line and I'm gonna try desperately to chime in for this one. No prediction, natch...woo!

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

Bra and panties *clap clap clapclapclap* Winner: Johnny Generic

 

WINNER: Mafia

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

 

Yikes, winner and not pinned get into the TV Title Triple Threat. So I'm saying...WINNER: Kojack, NOT PINNED: CUTTHROAT *to the shock and disbelief of everyone*

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Wow the newbies are really getting up around here! As much as I heart Z, gonna go with...WINNER: "The Superior One"

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

A very large legalized riot for the title. This really could go to anybody sans K-Os, so I'll make my prediction simple. WINNER: NEW CHAMPION!

[Guest redbaron51]

Can I fight a cardboard of Cyclone Comet instead of a bra and panties match.

 

At least its not Judy Bagwell on a poll match

 

:shudders:

[Guest Shawn]

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

- No prediction

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

- "..."

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

- Kojack

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Go Flesher... man things will be akward if the win the Euro...

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Your winner and *NEW* Smarks Junior League World Champion... EEEEREKK TAAAAAYLORRR!!

 

Sadly, it's his time to rule.

[Guest ErekT2k]

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

- I never said I wasn't going to write, Renegade. I guess I'll pull double duty and write two hard matches.

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

 

- Hehehhehehehehe, funny. I hope both of them don't write so we can see them in a Bra and Panties next week.

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

 

- Reaper and Kojack will be the numbers 1 and 2 contenders.

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

- All three are deserving since they surpassed the TV Title level in just like 3 weeks. But regardless of what their skill level is, Z takes it.

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

 

- ::sighs::, good thing I have plenty of ideas.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Seeing as it's fucking prediction time, i better get started with the 124% accurate predictions of TOTAL FUCKING DEVASTATION!!

 

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

- With the fucking Europia belt on the line, i say fucking Brody will pull a fucking good match out of his ass and become the new fucking champ.

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

- If one of them fucking writes, fucking Xero to win, though fucking Mafia could win too.

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

- Fucking Kojack will win, and whichever fucker he chooses will be the #2 fucking contender.

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Bunch of fucking newcomers with quite a bit of fucking talent. I say fucking Flesher will get the fucking win.

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Bunch of fucking jobbers, they all suck. I whoop them all and pin their fucking asses.

 

But if i have to fucking pick one of them, Erek to fucking become the new fucking champ.

 

There, fucking done.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Sure they're fucking devastating predictions, Stryke, but are they motherfuckin' devastating?

[Guest hhh6294]

Hmm... underdog as I might be... there's going to be some d/\mn dissapointed ppl come wed...

 

 

Remember little children... Pipe shots are legal!  

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

THE PIPE!

 

No-DQ match.

 

Jacob Helmsley.

 

I hadn't put two and two together till now...but watch out people!  Pipes a-go-go!

 

PIIIPE!

[Guest]

/me smashes Edwin over the head with a pipe

[Guest hhh6294]

...no pipes for Jobbers, Cutthroat.  

 

...espeically if you're going to hit the great MacPhisto with it.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Jake's right, Cutthroat.  Only he may hit me with pipes.  You'll have to find some other household accessory/Clue weapon with which to clobber your commissioner.

 

Oh, and this is a predictions thread, isn't it?  Erm...I predict fun!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

/me hits Edwin with a candlestick, then realizes he's obviously a jobber and clubs himself over the head with said candlestick.

 

Clue rules!

 

-Mike Van Siclen

[Guest Suicide King]

::hopes no one notices that the Suicide King has already pocketed the revolver::

 

Heh heh heh...

[Guest hhh6294]

*~*Assaults Mr. Green ( AKA... Mr. G!!! MuAhAhAhA! ) in the Library with the Rope and blames the whole thing on oh... let's say Kojack.*~*

 

 

Gotta love them drifting topics!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

*points at Suicide King*

 

Ah-ha!  You have the revolver, and Ms. Scarlet has the knife, and you're both plotting to kill Professor Plum in the Kitchen with the revolver and the knife!  And then you're gonna lay a ghetto beatdown on Ms. Peacock!

 

Man, it's like IGN all over again...

 

-Mike Van Siclen

[Guest redbaron51]

How many of you actually wants to see me and Mafia in a bra and panties match.

 

If you do I'll no show

[Guest TheSatanicAngel]

You'd no show because you would have to write a silly match stipulation?

 

Not only does that show your stupidity, but your lack of imagination.

[Guest hhh6294]

Xero... I'd seriously doubt that you'd get the B & P match if you did no-show, since you seem to really want it.  No doubt Crusen would make up some other embarrassing stip for you two.

[Guest Ace309]

European: BRODY!!!!! My man!

 

Singles: BRA AND PANTIES!!!!

 

TV Title #1/2 Contendership: Well, let's say Kojack wins it and Reaper takes the #2 contendership.

 

European #1 Contendership: Well, not that I want to predict, but I think I wrote pretty well. Of course, Z and Williams are also really good writers. Why couldn't I be matched up against Cutthroat and... um... Cutthroat?

 

World: Helmsley, baby! It's all about the pipe!

[Guest realitycheck]

Damn it, Flesher, don't you go taking this thread off topic!

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

No DQ European Title Match - Send to Suicide King

Erek Taylor © vs. Shawn Brody vs. Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

-You can do the double-win Taylor! W00T

 

 

Singles Match - Send to crusen86

Mafia vs. Xero

-First it will be Bra and Panties, then an egg nog match

 

TV Title #1 & 2 Contendership Match - Send to Zero_Cool

Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

Kojack: Pin reaper if you know what's good for you ;-)

 

European Title #1 Contendership Match - Send to HVilleThugg

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Z vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-I'm not sure, but these three got bumped up seriously fast, so they gots ta be good. No call, but I'm sure as hell reading it!

 

No DQ World Title Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Flexxx vs. Jacob Helmsley

- Erek: you could work hard and win both titles here, but as that's unlikely as you're probably jobbing the Euro, I'll pick you to win here, with very close second to Ash.

 

Assassins Never Lie.

So Says the Clan....

 

 

-Lady Red

[Guest ErekT2k]

You rock, Annie.