Mr. America getting new theme

[Guest tank_abbott]

Given the new gimmick, I figured Mr. America could use a revised edition of the Real American theme:

 

Verse 1:

 

My career was crashing down, and it hurt inside.

So I read some Marvel Comics and swallowed my pride.

This new gimmick is great, if you think it through;

my skin is so damn red, I just added white and blue!

 

Chorus:

 

I am a big cheap pop machine!

The war is real good for careers, it seems.

I am a big cheap pop machine!

Ratings go up, when I say Dixie Chicks suck!

 

Verse 2:

 

I feel strong about the Stars and Stripes;

Vince said to hate Arabs of all types.

If it's on Fox News, then it's in my song.

Since the fans are all sheep, how can I go wrong?

 

Chorus:

 

I am a big cheap pop machine!

The war is real good for careers, it seems.

I am a big cheap pop machine!

Ratings go up, when I say Dixie Chicks suck!

 

Verse 3:

 

The flag touched my prostate, so I have to pee.

Vince is bringing Duggan back to tag with me.

If you worked for Vince twenty years ago,

he can use you, brah; maybe you can save the show!

 

Chorus:

 

I am a big cheap pop machine!

The war is real good for careers, it seems.

I am a big cheap pop machine!

Ratings go up, when I say Dixie Chicks suck!

 

 

 

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Chorus:

I am a senior citizen

One of the world's oldest men

I am a senior citizen

I'm older than dirt. And my hip hurts!

 

I eat my dinner at 3 PM

I haven't taken a crap since I don't know when

 

If I fall down I will break my hip

I drink prune juice by little sips

 

Chorus:

I am a senior citizen

One of the world's oldest men

I am a senior citizen

I'm older than dirt. And my hip hurts!

 

I'm like a Bald Eagle, I have no hair!

Wheres my Gimmick going? Not any were!

 

I have an Uncle, his name is Sam!

I have a great mask, you'll never Know who I am!

 

Chorus:

I am a senior citizen

One of the world's oldest men

I am a senior citizen

I'm older than dirt. And my hip hurts!

 

 

 

 

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[Guest tank_abbott]

Com'n y'all I just know your itching to add your own lyrics...

 

And what happened to Kid Rock doing "Real American"? or is that for when Hogan unmasks and is freshened up again?

[Guest Ray]

That is HILARIOUS man. :lol:

 

Good find.

[Guest Memphis]

Until i saw that someone else wrote that i was going to post straight away that it is impossible for you to produce something of such creativity and humour.

 

I was right.

 

M

[Guest acnx]

 

That's f'n great!

[Guest tank_abbott]

memphis.... damn another person who has a beef with me for no readily explored reason... hmmmmmmmmm

[Guest Memphis]

I dislike you due to the fact I see the names 'Bill Golderg' AND 'tank abbot' in the same space together when I look at your posts.

 

It burns my eyes.

 

M