Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 10, 2003 Well last night was one of those nights. Those nights that I wish didnt happen. Heres the scoop on my night. And if I have horrible spelling its cuz Im still drunk lol. Ok, we start the night off with some 40s. I had an Old(e) English by myself. That was nothing. I start on my second one. Get about half way. Im starting to feel it. We go to the store to fill up again cuz the 5 40s we got were gone. We buy a six pack of something. Not too sure. Had 3 of those. And another half of a 40. 4 am rolls around, and we go to this gay guys house and have 4 shots of Tequila in about 10 minute time period. We bring him back to my friends apartment. We have 4 more. I have some more a a 40. I go to the bathroom thinking im going to puke but Im able to hold it back. By this time, one of the guys with us already passed out and pucked all over the bench press that was in the room. It was horrible. The he wanted to drive home cuz he said we didnt believe him that he was the one that pucked considering he was the only one in that room at that time. So my friend, also the owner of the apartment, put him in a sick head lock and made him pass out in the parking lot. Here comes the worse part of the night. Im stumbling around trying to find somone but couldnt. So I get my keys and drive home. Yeah I asked myself if I was fine to drive and I thought I was. Half way home I find myself in the middle of two lanes on the freeway forcing a guy in a red convertible to drive on the side road to avoid me. I had to drive with one eye closed cuz everytime I opened both, I could not see. It was the most stupid thing I could have ever done. Never ever drive drunk even if you think your fine cuz most likely your not. And I wasnt even speeding. Molestomp pnce said that speeding is the issue with most drunk drivers but I wasnt and I was driving like a fucking maniac. Ok back to my story. I wake up this morning to my dad walking around my apartment. I have the worse fucking headache. My arm is blue from the sholder to my elbow from God knows what and I have a ciggarette burn on my leg from someone obviously trying to put out their ciggarette with my leg. I look in my bathroom and find my toilet full of puke. Thank God my dad didnt look in there. And I mean full! Holy shit. lol. So right now Im really regretting last night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted May 10, 2003 After all that alcohol, I'm surprised you remember exactly how much you drank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 10, 2003 Nope. It helps when you don't party at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 10, 2003 After all that alcohol, I'm surprised you remember exactly how much you drank. Well I was told. But ussually I have a good memory when I drink. I will remeber almost everything that happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted May 10, 2003 I enjoy myself when wasted, however when I find I've puked all over my pure silk tie, or pissed in a drawful of clothes or thrown a drink at one of my friends for no reason or spent £60 exclusively on steak, pool and beer (or all of the above) I'm pretty pissed off with myself. I'm trying to make nights like that a 'special occasions only' ritual, I really am. But hey, whilst I have my youth.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 10, 2003 I didnt want to have the Tequila but it was an 80$ bottle that somone else had brought over. And how can you say no to an 80$ bottle of tequila! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted May 10, 2003 I didnt want to have the Tequila but it was an 80$ bottle that somone else had brought over. And how can you say no to an 80$ bottle of tequila! "No." ::ducks flying garbage:: OK, OK, so I'd probably be doing shots of it too, and I don't usually do shots. So sue me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 11, 2003 And the tricky part about Tequila, you never have one shot. When I drink Tequila I always have like 4 or more. I never only have 1 shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Old E? ... OLD E?!?! .... come on... even that tastes like horse piss compared to Bud. If you only have to pay $1.50 for 40oz of beer you know it can't taste good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dean and Foam Report post Posted May 11, 2003 I did a crapload of acid in Seattle a while back with an old gay dude I met on a bus. He was a cool old guy and all and I was havin a good time trippin in his appartment while he drank a lot of Jack, but then he tried to cook salmon for me and rape me, so I had to get out of there in a damn hurry. Bein freaked and trippin's a baad plan and sure enough BOB from Twin Peaks showed up out of the wire fence by the side of the park and started chasing me down the hill all to the sound of 'Black Dog' by Led Zeppelin. I was a wreck! I fuckin hate nights like those but you never learn, do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Yup, I will agree Old E is some nasty ass shit. But when you have 4 18 year old kids with like $15 to spend and everyone wants a 40, you gotta go with the cheap stuff. But the Chinese beer and the Tequila made up for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted May 11, 2003 I did a crapload of acid in Seattle a while back with an old gay dude I met on a bus. He was a cool old guy and all and I was havin a good time trippin in his appartment while he drank a lot of Jack, but then he tried to cook salmon for me and rape me, so I had to get out of there in a damn hurry. Bein freaked and trippin's a baad plan and sure enough BOB from Twin Peaks showed up out of the wire fence by the side of the park and started chasing me down the hill all to the sound of 'Black Dog' by Led Zeppelin. I was a wreck! I fuckin hate nights like those but you never learn, do you? Wow....weirdest post I've seen today/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted May 11, 2003 I can't count how many times I've said 'I'M NEVER DRINKING AGIAN'!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 11, 2003 Usually once I week I will party till I regret it. Back a year or two ago I would do it almost every day with booze and drugs but I have slowed things down a little now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B-X Report post Posted May 11, 2003 I did a crapload of acid in Seattle a while back with an old gay dude I met on a bus. He was a cool old guy and all and I was havin a good time trippin in his appartment while he drank a lot of Jack, but then he tried to cook salmon for me and rape me, so I had to get out of there in a damn hurry. Bein freaked and trippin's a baad plan and sure enough BOB from Twin Peaks showed up out of the wire fence by the side of the park and started chasing me down the hill all to the sound of 'Black Dog' by Led Zeppelin. I was a wreck! I fuckin hate nights like those but you never learn, do you? Awesome. Did you hear Bonhams squeeky bass pedal in your hallucination? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted May 12, 2003 Careful HBK, bob barron might think you're bragging. Anyway, you said you were driving like a maniac, even though you weren't speeding? That is when you shouldn't drive, you were just TOO wasted. And good job with the Tequilla, best drink there is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 12, 2003 I wil agree with you I did have too much to drink. But I will never have limes and slat as a chaser with Tequila. My teeth hurt so bad that I couldnt even brush my teeth without it hurting for like 2 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted May 12, 2003 Drinking and driving - a sure sign one is a complete waste. Ever tried moshing on acid? Fuck that, people were melting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 12, 2003 Yeah I am ashamed of driving. I ussually hide my keys but I didnt this night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted May 12, 2003 Yeah I am ashamed of driving. I ussually hide my keys but I didnt this night. I wish I could consider that an acceptable excuse. But by drinking that much, then driving - you deserved to die on that night. Why? Because you put the lives of every single innocent person driving at the same time in jeopardy. Having a few drinks and driving is bad enough, but the ridiculous amount you drank makes your behavior is downright deplorable. And mentioning it on a message board? Errr, bragging about it on a message board? Wow. Move aside mole, we have a new complete loser on this message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 12, 2003 Dude I wasnt bragging about it. I wouldnt brag about drinking and driving. Thats fucking retarded. I know what I did was the stupidest thing I will ever do in my life. I dnt need someone else to tell me that to understand it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted May 12, 2003 Dude I wasnt bragging about it. I wouldnt brag about drinking and driving. Thats fucking retarded. I know what I did was the stupidest thing I will ever do in my life. I dnt need someone else to tell me that to understand it. If I did something completely mind blowingly STUPID as that, I sure as heck wouldn't tell anyone - especially a bunch of random strangers on an internet message board. Now what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted May 12, 2003 I wouldnt tell friends or family becaus I have to deal with them everyday. Now with a bunch of strangers I will probably never have to deal with in my life I dont really care. I can tel you guys anything. Its not like one day I will meet any of you and it will come up. I do think what I did was stupid and theres nothing I can do to take it back and I should be punished for it because I put peoples life in danger and I would have never forgave myself if I hurt someone that day. Never. So dont tell me it was stuipd because I am well aware of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 12, 2003 I already explained this over in the Music folder, about driving from LA to Vegas in the middle of the night after being up for 2 nights straight on crystal meth (aka speed or crank to those who don't know) and we played some weirdass fucking music. Then I got there and did more drugs. Go up with the meth, down with bud. Till finally one of our friends just snapped and completely came down from the meth and that fucked everyone else's night up. That is, until we started driving back and me andm y friend in the front seat kept doing more meth. I was up for a good 6 days straight. Try explaining that to your mom when you walk in the door smelling of industrial strength chemicals and herbal essences. The best part about it was going to sleep for a LONG LONG time then waking up and feeling the worst possible pain ever in my stomach due to not eating for pretty much a whole week. Towards the end of that 6-day run I had tried drinking Kool-Aid and got nauseous. OFF OF FUCKING KOOL AID!!!! Nothing like getting completely fucked up, finally resting, then waking up and trying to get yourself back on track so you can do it all over again. (Thank God I quit that b.s....) I will admit though, I had some interesting days at my work when I was on crystal meth. I worked at Domino's Pizza and when people would call, they'd just want some pizza, instead I'd be offering free tickets to a concert 'my cousin said was really awesome' at a place that didn't exist around the corner. And then offering circus tales and completely forgetting I'm supposed to be taking someone's order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 13, 2003 I got trashed off tequila once, picked a fight with some crazy bruiser, and got my ass handed to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spicy McHaggis Report post Posted May 13, 2003 And mentioning it on a message board? Errr, bragging about it on a message board? Wow. Move aside mole, we have a new complete loser on this message board. Calm down. He said: It was the most stupid thing I could have ever done. Never ever drive drunk even if you think your fine cuz most likely your not. What are you gonna do, Banky... call the cops? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
