Guest Banky Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::fades in:: (Camera fades in to see Banky sitting down in the study of his Ranch in Parts Unknown. He is wearing a black button up shirt with the sleaves rolled up. His jet black hair is slicked back with a tight curl in the front. Banky has a confident look on his face, as he has just received his first cheque from Popick. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the aforementioned cheque) "I told all of you I wouldn't start here until this reached me. I know I shouldn't trust you bastards as it may still bounce. But thats alright, I don't need the money anyway...I think I might buy a group of retards some extra wheelchairs. I love them crazy bastards, its for my foundation...'Banky's Foundation for Retarded Cripples in Need'. Names' got quite a ring to it. I do what I can with my stroke around these parts. (Puts the ceque back into his pocket and looks into the camera with the same smug look as before) You all know who I am. You know what I am capable of. You know that there isn't a more quality person than Banky. I know there is resentment, I know that my appearence will incite a collective groan from the masses, but thats fine. I don't care, I'd feel worried about my position if I showed up too. You can say whatever you want about me. I am comfortable with my celebrity. I've learned that you just can't make the masses happy, so why worry about it? Right? (Banky's grin slowly transforms into a look of determination) All I want is the chance to prove that I can succeed at the wrestling game. I have the determination to become the World Champion of the World. I dedicate this run to my son, Chevy. Chevy has been having some trouble at school with bullies, and I want him to have a daddy who can kick some BUTT. Oh, and I can kick some BUTT but good! I won't let him down, or any of you (The insincerity has become quite evident) Give Banky a chance. Thats all he asks. And when you give Banky the chance, he'll snap your goddamn neck in two.... (His eyes are piercing the camera) I will dismantle anyone who gets in my way. I will cripple every single one of the superstars here, and leave them for dead. Then while they lay incompacitated in their hospital beds, they will listen to every single one of my fucking songs on the AM dial. After I steal your pride, dignity, and self-respect - you will all have no choice but to bow down to the most powerful entertainer the world has ever witnessed. Joseph Stalin ain't got nothing on me. I am judge, jury, and executioner. I decide your fate. Mess with Banky? Consider your days numbered. Have a problem with anything I've said? Talk to my secretary, she'll tell you to go fuck yourself. ::fades out::
Guest caboose Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::claps:: You should of really put this on a show.
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 ::claps slowly:: BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest DawnBTVS Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 *claps*....these tend to go on the shows for future reference...
Guest ShooterJay Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 So Banky, you officially on IZ now? Coolness. Definitely PM that promo to whoever makes up the show next week, it was good.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 that promo will be put on iZ for this week thanks banky! and yes, banky was recruited to iZ its quite a find
Guest Banky Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Whoa whoa whoa, no one tells me how I do things. Banky does what Banky's heart tells him. The lot of you must deal with how things are gonna change. Either way, you'll just be another country music song. //kayfabe
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 is it one of those that the dog dies in it?
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 yup ready made feud right there
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Banky and Mole...on the same show!? Alright the feud of the century...
Guest Banky Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Whatever are you idiots talking about? This isn't the feud of a lifetime. This isn't even a match-up of a lifetime. I have already proven molestomp to the bitch on numerous occasions. It isn't even worth my time to mess with the guy.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Whatever are you idiots talking about? This isn't the feud of a lifetime. This isn't even a match-up of a lifetime. I have already proven molestomp to the bitch on numerous occasions. It isn't even worth my time to mess with the guy. I'm making fun of the situation Banky. So just calm down. Ok? Some people can't learn to lighten up. Geesh.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 i *heart* banky in a complete non-gay way
Guest Banky Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Whatever are you idiots talking about? This isn't the feud of a lifetime. This isn't even a match-up of a lifetime. I have already proven molestomp to the bitch on numerous occasions. It isn't even worth my time to mess with the guy. I'm making fun of the situation Banky. So just calm down. Ok? Some people can't learn to lighten up. Geesh. And who the fuck are you? Do you have the stroke to make Banky lighten up? Do you? I didn't think so. Shut your fucking mouth, or make me shut MY mouth. Yea, just stick with the former.
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 I sincerely hope that was an in character comment? Don't get thrown out before you even debut.
Guest Banky Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Blurring the lines of reality is what a true entertainer does. Be afraid.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I'm making fun of the situation Banky. So just calm down. Ok? Some people can't learn to lighten up. Geesh. And who the fuck are you? Do you have the stroke to make Banky lighten up? Do you? I didn't think so. Shut your fucking mouth, or make me shut MY mouth. Yea, just stick with the former. [in character]I've got as much stroke as I need Banky. Sure, it might not lighten you up, but meh; that's your problem, not mine. Shut my mouth? How about you start and I'll finish that. [joke] ...oh wait. Your on IZ: the Inferior Zealous show. The show that wants to be hD but has nothing to it.[/joke][/in character] Blurring the lines of reality is what a true entertainer does. Be afraid. I'll agree with ya there. [Note: Please note IZ guys, I was making a joke about your show; no taking to heart]
Guest Banky Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 IntenseZone is Banky's Zone. 'Nuff said. The other side, I haven't the inspiration to learn it, WISHES it would have Banky on their squad. Don't front, I.AM.THE.GREATEST.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Banky, I hate your sig. Not because of Sabu, but because of what I think he's holding.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 IntenseZone is Banky's Zone. 'Nuff said. The other side, I haven't the inspiration to learn it, WISHES it would have Banky on their squad. Don't front, I.AM.THE.GREATEST. ^^^Definitely proves my point. InferiorlyZealous. Nuff said.
Guest Banky Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Can you write a match? I can do anything and everything. I am a blazing new talent upon this scene. Want some of Banky? Yea, I thought so. Forget the Intense Zone this is about Banky. If any of you talentless troglodytes feels they have the insides to face the Bankman in his first match, step up to the plate. I dare you. I am begging you, pleeeeaaaase!! Entertain Bankaay! Do you have it in you?
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I can do anything and everything. I am a blazing new talent upon this scene. Want some of Banky? Yea, I thought so. Forget the Intense Zone this is about Banky. If any of you talentless troglodytes feels they have the insides to face the Bankman in his first match, step up to the plate. I dare you. I am begging you, pleeeeaaaase!! Entertain Bankaay! Do you have it in you? We'll have to see your skillz before we believe them. Sorry dude, I'm from heldDOWN, so while I'd like to have a go at you, I'm on the wrong show for that to happen. IF you sign up for the tourney, then hopefully we'll meet somewhere down the line. And entertain you? More like whip your ass and leave you a bloody mess. If I want entertainment, I'd watch RAW. I'd rather prefer wrestling thank you, and the best place to find it is heldDOWN. With Anglesault, Zack Malibu, and Kotz leading the pack. Note: This post was all in character.
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Disrespecting your IC leader? You're lucky I don't currently have anything in my hands besides a cold Pepsi.
Guest Banky Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Whoa whoa whoa, you are talking some mean jive hiding behind the Held Down banner. Face it son, you're scared of me. You are afraid of being out classed in every department. Firstly, the chicks hang of me like the skin on Ric Flair's pecs. Secondly, no one talks a greater game. Finally, the seemless wrestling prowess that has yet to be displayed with prove to be the final nail in the coffin. Yes, the final nail in the coffin for the rest of you guys who simply won't be able to hang with Banky. Bring on Zack, Kotzenjunge, and especially Anglesault - Held Down or not, Banky will own each and every single one of them. Deny it all you want, but the sad sad saaad truth is, no.one.is.better.
Guest Banky Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Disrespecting your IC leader? You're lucky I don't currently have anything in my hands besides a cold Pepsi. And who is this guy haplessly walking into my area? I don't know who are, junior, and franky, I could care less. But if you want to keep your dignity in check, you better turn around and leave from where you came in. This is Banky's time, and no one elses. Van Sicilian, all slice you up like Chuck Manson...pig. Don't fuck around with excellence....you'll get angina.
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I don't remember messing around with excellence. I remember messing around with an IntenseZonite - excellence is simply not possible on that show.
Guest Banky Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I don't remember messing around with excellence. I remember messing around with an IntenseZonite - excellence is simply not possible on that show. Hey molestomp, I haven't been on the show yet. The greatness with ooze through the computer screen in kick you in your fat Italian nose. Trust me. Can you trust me? Can you?
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Italian? Molestomp? Dude, that shit hurts. Apparently, however, we've never been formally introduced. My name is Mike Van Siclen. The vast majority of my ancestors are Canadian, and I am merely a stone's through from there. Apparently, you think I am molestomp. This is simply not the case. My personal favorite type of rodent is the mouse. They remind me of Mickey. I hope you can dig that. And kicks in the nose are not preferable - good swift kicks in the chin are A-OK.
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