Bored Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 WWE Title Stretcher Match Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show World Heavyweight Title Match Triple H vs. Kevin Nash WWE Intercontinental Title Battle Royal Confirmed Participants: Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Booker T, Test, Goldust, Christian, Kane, Lance Storm, Shawn Michaels) WWE Women's Title Match Jazz vs. Victoria vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jackie WWE Tag Team Titles Ladder Match Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros Bikini Contest Sable vs. Torrie Wilson Scott Steiner & Test vs. La Resistance Mr. America vs. Roddy Piper Chris Benoit/Rhyno/Spanky vs. FBI*/John Cena *-Is it all three of them or which two of them? Or does anyone care?
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 I don't know. If it's all three then it's a handicap match. I'm guessing it's just Palumbo and Johnny the Bull.
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Why couldn't they have just had a Cena/Spanky match and have Benoit & Rhyno vs. FBI? Combining two feuds into a tag match is something for the TV shows.....not ppv.
Guest godthedog Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 WWE Title Stretcher Match Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show one big heaping 10-minute pile of suck. World Heavyweight Title Match Triple H vs. Kevin Nash one big heaping 25-minute pile of suck. WWE Intercontinental Title Battle Royal Confirmed Participants: Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Booker T, Test, Goldust, Christian, Kane) eh. WWE Women's Title Match Jazz vs. Victoria vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jackie hopefully jackie gets eliminated early so that jazz can hurt everybody else in cool ways & trish can take her multiple suicidal face bumps. WWE Tag Team Titles Ladder Match Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros i don't think team angle is ready for a ladder match. it could be really good, but there's a potential for a train wreck. Bikini Contest Sable vs. Torrie Wilson no comment. Scott Steiner & Test vs. La Resistance might be a fun little nothing match just to see la resistance bump around while steiner stiffs the shit out of them, like an old APA match. Mr. America vs. Roddy Piper please god, no. Chris Benoit/Rhyno/Spanky vs. FBI/John Cena the talent is too lop-sided for a really good match, so it'll probably end up being a fun little throwaway.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 WWE Judgement Day You know, the day after the PPV people will say "it wasn't as bad as you would have thought" - which won't be a compliment but some will try to spin it as such, because this card looks to be a black hole in the wrestling industry, where theoretically, it could suck in all light and matter and interest until nothing is left to exist... it's that bad. Honestly, if the WWE PPV's weren't so damned expense and the company wasn't so damn stupid, I'd say this one would be worth it just for the train-wreck value...
Guest buffybeast Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 WWE Title Stretcher Match Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show World Heavyweight Title Match Triple H vs. Kevin Nash WWE Intercontinental Title Battle Royal Confirmed Participants: Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Booker T, Test, Goldust, Christian, Kane, Lance Storm, Shawn Michaels) WWE Women's Title Match Jazz vs. Victoria vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jackie WWE Tag Team Titles Ladder Match Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros Bikini Contest Sable vs. Torrie Wilson Scott Steiner & Test vs. La Resistance Mr. America vs. Roddy Piper Chris Benoit/Rhyno/Spanky vs. FBI*/John Cena *-Is it all three of them or which two of them? Or does anyone care? God, do I really want to spend 50 bucks + money for parking, snacks, merchandise and three hours of my time for this?
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 hey...WHERE THE HELL IS GOLDBERG?? The Goldberg vs. Chris Jericho match that was originally scheduled for Judgment Day looks to have been pushed back to Bad Blood in June. Bad Blood will, of course, be the first RAW-only PPV. This raises a lot of questions since Bad Blood was originally thought to be headlined by a Goldberg vs. Triple H match. It seems as if WWE is trying to keep Goldberg from being exposed and thus they are keeping his TV time and matches limited. Credit: PWTorch.com
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 They really should drop the prices of PPV's. Maybe those surveys will show them that.
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Gotta love spending 7 figures (which I would imagine they did) to bring in a guy who can't even work the god damn PPVs.
Bored Posted May 14, 2003 Author Report Posted May 14, 2003 You know with a card like this I won't be surprised if we're only about a year away from seeing the end of monthly PPVs because the next few up until SummerSlam might bring WCW-like buyrates. May end up going the Clash of the Champions rout, of course calling it something else...maybe bringing back Saturday Night's Main Event. Even though the card may suck I'd still watch it on free t.v. but not as a PPV.
Bored Posted May 14, 2003 Author Report Posted May 14, 2003 Oh and not to turn this into a prediction thread as I'm sure one will be created but with the Goldberg/HHH match being pushed back to SummerSlam I prediciting now we'll get a screw job ending in the HHH/Nash match thus giving us...HHH/Nash II at Bad Blood. Joy!
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Michaels turns on Nash setting up a three way at Badd Blood. And I have seen that predicted other places, but as soon as they had the graphic on Raw that HBK would be in Nash's corner that is what my guess became.
Guest Sakura Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Anyone who buys this ppv and wants change in the WWE should be ashamed. There is no excues for supporting this shit.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 A screw-job ending in the HHH/Nash match? How daring of you to say!
Guest Mole Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 hey...WHERE THE HELL IS GOLDBERG?? Well he is going to fight Triple-Juice at Badd Blood, so in WWE logic, he wouldn't be on the PPV before his title fight.
LaParkaYourCar Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Geez just slap a Goldberg/Christian match on there so he doesn't look useless. Couldn't be any worse than the rest of the card.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 They will do something with him and Jericho... A skit or two at the PPV.
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 He will cost Jericho the IC rumble match for some reason. Maybe Jericho will spill coffee on him or something.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Jericho will spill coffee on him. ..Or Goldberg will find out that Jericho tried to run him over.
Bored Posted May 14, 2003 Author Report Posted May 14, 2003 Jericho will spill coffee on him. ..Or Goldberg will find out that Jericho tried to run him over. No the Macho Man tried to run him over because Goldberg framed Luger to kill Elizabeth for Lex retiring Goldberg in WCW. If someone drives a white hummer into the ring during the IC battle royal I'll markout.
Guest razazteca Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 So will Goldberg squash Christian on the Heat pre-show?
Guest Blue Bacchus Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 God, do I really want to spend 50 bucks + money for parking, snacks, merchandise and three hours of my time for this? Yes, The best part of the live shows is that even though it may suck, You are with people who are kindred spirts. Just go and buy a T-Shirt, a hotdog, soda, and have fun.
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Jericho admits to trying to run over Goldberg Badd Blood: Goldberg squashes Jericho Raw after Badd Blood: HHH comes out, says he was really the one driving the car and that Jericho is a stupid little midget. And that nicely sets up the summer HHH/Goldberg feud.
Bored Posted May 14, 2003 Author Report Posted May 14, 2003 Jericho admits to trying to run over Goldberg Badd Blood: Goldberg squashes Jericho Raw after Badd Blood: HHH comes out, says he was really the one driving the car and that Jericho is a stupid little midget. And that nicely sets up the summer HHH/Goldberg feud. And then Sid drives a hummer into a HHH's limo and says "It was me all along!". Sid then attacks with a squeege.
Guest the pinjockey Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 Then Animal walks by and Sid mysteriously breaks his leg. I knew there was a reason they brought the LOD back.
Bored Posted May 14, 2003 Author Report Posted May 14, 2003 Then Animal walks by and Sid mysteriously breaks his leg. I knew there was a reason they brought the LOD back. That's GOLD~ but they should have had Animal be a surprise entry in the HHH/Sid/Goldberg/Cheetum the Evil Midget match...or maybe I'm getting ahead of myself.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 14, 2003 Report Posted May 14, 2003 HHH would say that he was behind the stunt, he wasn't driving. Jericho would then say he hates how the Jews kept holding him down and that he, the christian, was sick and tired of it.
Bored Posted May 14, 2003 Author Report Posted May 14, 2003 HHH would say that he was behind the stunt, he wasn't driving. Jericho would then say he hates how the Jews kept holding him down and that he, the christian, was sick and tired of it. *resists urge to make Jericho/Goldberg Oven Match joke* whoops!
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