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Insult The Person Within You

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Guest B-X

What? Are you implying that I have some hideous growth in my stomach, that is in actuality my unborn twin brother, whose dead fetus is imbedded in my stomach? And are you asking me to insult my dead fetus bro?

 

Well, fuck you.

 

Fuck Me.

 

Wait, help me fuck you, uh, fuck me.

 

I give up.

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Guest saturnmark4life

You dig Coldplay. I heard you gettin down to 'The Scientist'. Twat.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Why must you play basketball at 2:30 in the morning...that creepy dribbling you do keeps me up all night...and why must you get drunk and vomit so much....I can feel it running down the inside of my legs and pooling up inside my feet...

 

You make me sick!

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Guest DrTom

You're the fucking MAN!

 

I know that wasn't insulting, but I'm just too awesome to insult myself.

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Guest Midnight Express83

Are you insulting yourself or Whitney Houston?

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Guest Bannable Offense

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

 

EDIT: Ah yeah, great usage for my 50th post.

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Guest Vern Gagne
Are you insulting yourself or Whitney Houston?

Whitney Houston is the person within me.

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Guest Kingpk

Well what did you want me to do? There was no food on the plane and it was 15 fucking degrees below zero! Not my fault that you fight like a girl. Must have been why you were so stringy. Ever hear of Stacker 2?

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Guest DR PHIL

Why can't you stop masturbating!!!!?

FOR GOD'S SAKES! STOP!!!

WHAT...WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?...NO!...STOP!!..DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT!...AWWW SHIT!

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Guest wwF1587

You are too pathetic to insult

 

 

but for god sakes grow a larger penis...

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Guest El Satanico

Do I look like John Malkovich to you? Well stop trying to be me you fucking idiot!

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Guest Downhome

You need to fucking get in better shape to join the police force damnit.

 

Fuck you asswipe, YOU need to fucking pick something and run with it for a change.

 

Oh fuck you, and your inability to commit to a single woman.

 

Fuck YOU and me as well.

 

Shit, let's just fuck and make up.

 

Yeah ok.

 

...

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Guest jimmy no nose

You listen to Kajagoogoo when you think no one is around.

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Guest BadBodyOdor

Take a shower scumbag and start using toilet paper. YOU STINK!

 

((picks his nose and whips it on Down home))

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Guest Choken One

Look...Admit It.

 

You are a Coward Masqurading in a fools diguse...

 

 

Why live up to your lies? Wouldn't you rather be liberated?

 

You fucking miserable Cum bag...

 

Yes...Good you have a large penis...good for me I guess...But does it *REALLY* matter anyways?

 

 

look...I realize that I digust you. It wasn't my fault you let yourself go...

 

 

You just HAD to marry her didn't you...We would be happy right now if it wasn't for her...

 

You...My Person Within myself...decided to destroy my life...

 

 

For that...I HATE YOU.

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