Insult the Person Stashed Beneath Your Floorboards

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*dangling a carot above them*

 

"You wanna eat something, huh? Well how does it feel to want?! OH TAG!"

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

It's good to want things

 

If anybody knows what movie that's from,you are officially a bigger dork than I am.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

It's good to want things

 

If anybody knows what movie that's from,you are officially a bigger dork than I am.

I just want to kiss you so bad Dinky.

 

Why won't you let me kiss you? It's that fucking dog isn't it? I don't care if it's a big dog! I don't care if you can ride it! It's no substitute for me! I wanted to be your dog... I got on my knees for you! Like that fucking dog. And you wouldn't ride me! You wouldn't even kiss me! You bitch wouldn't even kiss me! And now you've got nothing to show for it! The best part? Now there's nothing to stop me from kissing you. And riding you. All night long.

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

evenflow wins!