Today at school....

[Guest the r-train]

The year's almost over, and I'm going to be graduating soon, so everyday after gym I do really stupid things down the hall. I started taking suggestions from other kids, and they told me to run down the halls yelling, "I'm an X-Man!"

 

So I started running up to people, yelling "I'm an X-Man!" and holding up my fists and doing the "fshink" sound and then growling, and I did that a lot, and really enthusiastically, and then I added a retarded laugh to go along with it.

 

Everybody thought I was really funny, and I talked to people about the gimmick in my retard voice, too.

 

In passing, I heard some guy ask some other guy "how stoned is he?"

 

Anyways, everybody got a big kick out of it but then some idiot decided to throw a water bottle at my crotch. It was empty and it barely hit me at all, but I started doing my retard scream, and I was like "oh GOD it hurts!!!!!" This guy's really hot and just a cool person too girlfriend started yelling at him, she was in on the joke and knew what I was doing, by the way, so I went back over to him and did the whole Wolvie shpiel again and he got pissed and started coming at me and his girl was all "andy, don't!" so I was like "hehe Magneto your master of Magnetism can not stop me!" and he started to run at me so I pretended to be retard-scared.

 

Anyway, this all ended with everybody having a good time and gettng the humor of the joke because retards who pretend to be Wolverine aren't too uncommon in my area. But what the heck was the water-bottle-guy's problem? And do you think I should tell on him just to be anal, and he's Jewish, and he won't get to go through the graduation ceremony, or do you think I should make an interesting proposal to his girlfriend first? hehehe

[Guest Memphis]

I like this guy.

[Guest razazteca]

You should of let him kick your ass and no sell it like you were going to regenerate.

[HurriShane]

What does the fact that he's jewish have to do with anything?

[Guest tank_abbott]

What if you were an X-man with a really crappy power...like only having lasers that could toast bread... that would be, like, not good

[Guest the r-train]

What does the fact that he's jewish have to do with anything?

It's just more of a reason why I might be anal and tell on him.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Should i be insulted by a jew making (kind of) anti-Semetic (sp?) remarks... nah...

 

Boy its cold in my house, I should go bake something in the oven...

[Guest the r-train]

I'm not Jewish, the other guy is.

[Guest spiny norman]

After having just watched an episode of The World At War this afternoon, maybe I am being easily offended. But that last comment was pushing the line from humour to just poor taste.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Oh well, ignore my tasteless jab then (Note to self, read slower next time)

[Guest tank_abbott]

After having just watched an episode of The World At War this afternoon, maybe I am being easily offended. But that last comment was pushing the line from humour to just poor taste.

I take the No Holds Barred label very literally... if you aren't offending someone, you aren't trying hard enough

[Guest the r-train]

Hey, I'm in my internet class now, so for the next half hour I'll take suggestions about which crazy thing I should do today.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Light your testicles on fire.

 

If not for the entertainment value, do it for the sake of the world.

[Guest the r-train]

Nah.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Irrelevant fact - Shadowcat in the X-men : Evolution cartoon is jewish and doesn't fit any stereotypes, nor does she even look hebrew.

 

You should've acted out Magneto.