Guest the r-train Report post Posted May 15, 2003 The year's almost over, and I'm going to be graduating soon, so everyday after gym I do really stupid things down the hall. I started taking suggestions from other kids, and they told me to run down the halls yelling, "I'm an X-Man!" So I started running up to people, yelling "I'm an X-Man!" and holding up my fists and doing the "fshink" sound and then growling, and I did that a lot, and really enthusiastically, and then I added a retarded laugh to go along with it. Everybody thought I was really funny, and I talked to people about the gimmick in my retard voice, too. In passing, I heard some guy ask some other guy "how stoned is he?" Anyways, everybody got a big kick out of it but then some idiot decided to throw a water bottle at my crotch. It was empty and it barely hit me at all, but I started doing my retard scream, and I was like "oh GOD it hurts!!!!!" This guy's really hot and just a cool person too girlfriend started yelling at him, she was in on the joke and knew what I was doing, by the way, so I went back over to him and did the whole Wolvie shpiel again and he got pissed and started coming at me and his girl was all "andy, don't!" so I was like "hehe Magneto your master of Magnetism can not stop me!" and he started to run at me so I pretended to be retard-scared. Anyway, this all ended with everybody having a good time and gettng the humor of the joke because retards who pretend to be Wolverine aren't too uncommon in my area. But what the heck was the water-bottle-guy's problem? And do you think I should tell on him just to be anal, and he's Jewish, and he won't get to go through the graduation ceremony, or do you think I should make an interesting proposal to his girlfriend first? hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Memphis Report post Posted May 15, 2003 I like this guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted May 15, 2003 You should of let him kick your ass and no sell it like you were going to regenerate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HurriShane 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2003 What does the fact that he's jewish have to do with anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 16, 2003 What if you were an X-man with a really crappy power...like only having lasers that could toast bread... that would be, like, not good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the r-train Report post Posted May 16, 2003 What does the fact that he's jewish have to do with anything? It's just more of a reason why I might be anal and tell on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 16, 2003 Should i be insulted by a jew making (kind of) anti-Semetic (sp?) remarks... nah... Boy its cold in my house, I should go bake something in the oven... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the r-train Report post Posted May 16, 2003 I'm not Jewish, the other guy is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted May 16, 2003 After having just watched an episode of The World At War this afternoon, maybe I am being easily offended. But that last comment was pushing the line from humour to just poor taste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 16, 2003 Oh well, ignore my tasteless jab then (Note to self, read slower next time) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 16, 2003 After having just watched an episode of The World At War this afternoon, maybe I am being easily offended. But that last comment was pushing the line from humour to just poor taste. I take the No Holds Barred label very literally... if you aren't offending someone, you aren't trying hard enough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the r-train Report post Posted May 16, 2003 Hey, I'm in my internet class now, so for the next half hour I'll take suggestions about which crazy thing I should do today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 16, 2003 Light your testicles on fire. If not for the entertainment value, do it for the sake of the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the r-train Report post Posted May 16, 2003 Nah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted May 16, 2003 Irrelevant fact - Shadowcat in the X-men : Evolution cartoon is jewish and doesn't fit any stereotypes, nor does she even look hebrew. You should've acted out Magneto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
