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Jubuki fan club

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Guest Mik at Cornell

First of all, let me just say that Jubuki is the biggest loser I have ever encountered in all of my time on the internet. He invades the boards like a total elitist prick, so much so that the mental image of comic book guy from the Simpsons is the only thing I can picture when I read one of his posts. Biggest. Cocksucker. Ever.

 

He even goes one better, accusing people such as Cover of Darkness that they don't get any vagina. Because last time I checked, elitist puro wrestling snobs were the very pinnacle of bedding women. Must be frustrating when more ejaculations in your life have come courtesty of Kawada/Taue then at the hands of a women, is it not Jubuki?

 

So to that I say, we should make a Jubuki fan club, because he should be the model to which we all aim to live our life. Bitter and tainted, posting vicious elitist messages on a board and telling others they don't get any pussy.

 

Jubuki, you total and complete joke of a man, I salute thee.

 

(Anxiously awaits reply as to how I am unintelligent and haven't a clue or that I suck at the internet or something equally stupid)

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Guest Memphis
First of all, let me just say that Jubuki is the biggest loser I have ever encountered in all of my time on the internet. He invades the boards like a total elitist prick, so much so that the mental image of comic book guy from the Simpsons is the only thing I can picture when I read one of his posts. Biggest. Cocksucker. Ever.

That's the sort of role model *I* want.

 

Blow Me

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Guest Sandman9000

Well, since Cover of Darkness is Zsasz, it is fairly safe to assume that he does not get any vagina.

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Guest HungryJack

Jubuki is tremendous.

 

 

 

 

What was it that one guy used to say????

 

 

 

Oh yea, I remember.

 

 

 

 

 

"Like my dick."

 

 

TREMENDOUS.

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Guest Jubuki

If that's true, it's quite a compliment to your dick.

 

Can this place get more predictable?

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Guest Bannable Offense

I can either post a picture of Bob Barron or "This thread is GHEY~!" to confirm your suspicions.

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Guest Jubuki

BO: Do your worst.

 

OH! The irony! Oh hahaha! Sometimes I slay myself! Bahaha!

 

Ha. Heh. Hee.

 

OK, it wasn't that funny. This thread is already deader than Rafael Palmeiro's wang when he forgets to take his Viagra on the road with him.

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Guest Banky
OK, it wasn't that funny. This thread is already deader than Rafael Palmeiro's wang when he forgets to take his Viagra on the road with him.

He may not actually need viagra...he may just do the commecials for some extra cash....

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Guest Mole
I can either post a picture of Bob Barron or "This thread is GHEY~!" to confirm your suspicions.

Is this treble charged or something?

 

Nope, just someone else trying to steal his own joke.

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Guest godthedog
Jingus' rant on Jubuki was better

the sincere ones are always best. the ones just to stir up flames or draw attention or whatever always seem hollow and meaningless.

 

which is why the stuff jubuki and marney post will always be more entertaining than banky's flaming. they truly mean it, and get fiery & passionate.

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Guest Banky
Jingus' rant on Jubuki was better

the sincere ones are always best. the ones just to stir up flames or draw attention or whatever always seem hollow and meaningless.

 

which is why the stuff jubuki and marney post will always be more entertaining than banky's flaming. they truly mean it, and get fiery & passionate.

Hey....I mean it......kinda.

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Guest Cover of Darkness

Honestly, who cares?

 

I'd take Jubuki over most of the people here anyway. He seems to geniunely hate the entire human race in the kind of truly insane way that's rare nowadays.

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Guest Jubuki

...

 

The above post is further proof that you should never underestimate the ignorance of your fellow man.

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Guest Cover of Darkness
...

 

The above post is further proof that you should never underestimate the ignorance of your fellow man.

See what I mean?

 

You can do no right with Jubuki.

 

Thanks for proving my point.

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Guest MrRant

If you turned yourself into a Japanese female wrestler and told him "You love him long time" then you could do right by him.

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Guest Jubuki

YAWN.

 

My response was to your insinuation that I'm crazy and I genuinely hate people. Think about that for a minute, Einstein. Like the world needs any more proof that nary a damn one of you knows anything except how to let your fingers clumsily traipse across your keyboards.

 

And when you're trying to "prove a point," it helps if you HAVE one. Iinstead of looking for fault with me, did it ever occur to you that you're just not a smart kid, who has precisely dick to say that anyone's going to care about? The 'good driver' phenomenon does apply elsewhere...

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Guest Jubuki

'Angry' would insinuate I give a damn about you. You should really go back and re-read some of the other responses people have left and think about them.

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Guest godthedog

actually, repeatedly posting in this thread (especially when it's located in a folder that you repeatedly claim to stay away from because it has no value whatsoever) does imply pretty heavily that you do give a damn.

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Guest Cover of Darkness
YAWN.

 

My response was to your insinuation that I'm crazy and I genuinely hate people. Think about that for a minute, Einstein. Like the world needs any more proof that nary a damn one of you knows anything except how to let your fingers clumsily traipse across your keyboards.

 

And when you're trying to "prove a point," it helps if you HAVE one. Iinstead of looking for fault with me, did it ever occur to you that you're just not a smart kid, who has precisely dick to say that anyone's going to care about? The 'good driver' phenomenon does apply elsewhere...

Whoah there little fella. If you were thinking, you'd relize those comments were made in jest. I meant you were crazy, not in the literal sense, but in the figurative. If you had a sense of humor, you'd know that.

 

Second, I think it's really sad that you don't relize that knowledge about Joshi puro is not a substitute for a personal life.

 

Get an Asian hooker to beat you up and pretend it's "Joshi." You'll feel better afterwards.

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Guest Jubuki

There you kids go, trying to connect dots that aren't there again. When are you going to learn?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

GTD has a point. If you really don't care about this folder or any of us, why do you keep responding?

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Guest Banky
GTD has a point. If you really don't care about this folder or any of us, why do you keep responding?

You have bad taste in cars.

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Guest Jubuki

No, he doesn't have a point (shock!). Responses do not equate to some sort of vested interest in your (group's) opinions. Try walking into a Demosthenian club sometime with that argument and watch it fold like a hooker getting slugged in the stomach by her pimp. Not to mention that 'caring' is a subjective term - I like the Pixies' albums, but I don't care if Thompson, Deal, et al were to vanish tomorrow. Nor would I care much if I had to go the rest of my life without hearing their music...but I'd care if I woke up tomorrow unable to hear anything at all. But, that's probably over your head. I'm making too much sense for anyone's good. Leave it at "it's easy for me to correct each and every one of you" and don't try too hard to analyze it past that. Or I'll have to keep correcting you.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

You'd rather never hear the Pixies again as opposed to going Deaf.

 

What's the complicated part?

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Guest Midnight Express83

Its a two sided coin: Jubuki seems bitter at idiots around here, but there are fucking morons all over this place.

 

Likewise, people complain about the puro folder being full of elitest and snobs, but then these people say Hogna/Rock was ****.

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Guest BionicRedneck

I don't really see the issue here. Simply:

 

Jubuki is a dick, so ignore him.

 

Problem solved.

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