JD Thoughts and Predictions

[Guest Choken One]

1) Tag Team Ladder Match ---- Could be great if Rey Mysterio is the surprise partner. I think it'll get a solid ***.

 

2) Cena/FBI vs. Benoit/Rhyno/Spanky ---- Should be solid and entertaining with not ONE Bad worker in the match. **1/2 to ***

 

3)Torrie vs. Sable ---- Terrible, terrible, terrible. Nobody gives a shit about this. DUD

 

4)IC Battle Royal ---- Some good workers, but could end up being a clusterfuck or will be pretty entertaining. **1/4

 

5)4 Way Womens match ---- Piss break time for me, but they'll probably work their asses of. I'd like to know how Jackie earned her shot. 1/2

 

6)HHH v. Nash ---- One breakin down worker and one completely broken down non worker add up to maybe the worst title match on ppv since Diesel vs. Mabel. 12 hot pokers up the ass

 

7)Brock vs. Big Show ---- Since there are no other top heels on Smackdown i understand why show gets this match. Hopefully, Brock beats Show into retirement. *

Question...Which members of F.B.I are wrestling? Palumbo/Stamboli or Nunzio/one of the goons?

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

1) Tag Team Ladder Match - Team Angle v Eddie Guerrero and Wrestler X. Depending on who the mystery partner is, it could range from * (Rikishi) to *** (Rey Misterio).

 

2) Cena/FBI vs. Benoit/Rhyno/Spanky - Should be a solid match, with a good effort from all involved. **-***1/4.

 

3)Torrie vs. Sable - I hope all four implants explode two seconds in. -*****

 

4)IC Battle Royal - Battle Royal's usually suck. I don't this being any different. **. And all of that is due to Chris Jericho.

 

5)4 Way Womens match - -**

 

6) Mr America v Roddy Piper. - * at five minutes or less. -* at 5 to 10 minutes. -***** at more than 10 minutes.

 

7) Cripple H v. Nash - -***

 

8) Brock vs. Big Show - These two are fine for a TV main event, but not a PPV. **.

[Guest Choken One]

Is everyone forgetting the Roids Are Us Tag Match?

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Is everyone forgetting the Roids Are Us Tag Match?

Yes.

[Guest Kanenite#357]

[Question...Which members of F.B.I are wrestling? Palumbo/Stamboli or Nunzio/one of the goons?

 

 

Does it really matter? All three of them suck.

[Guest Choken One]

Have you not seen Nunzio wrestle in ECW?

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Has Guido even had a match in WWF?

 

French guys vs. Hosses

 

- probably the first of many, many bad matches. * for the numerous belly to belly suplexes that will be thrown.

 

Chick match.

 

- it's a chick match. you know the deal. **

 

SD good guys vs. SD bad guys

 

- How people can look at a team of Cena, Pulumbo, and Johnny the Bull and say "Nope, no bad wrestlers there!" I don't know. The face team is good though, especially that short fellow with the teeth. **1/2

 

Angle Memorial Ladder Match

 

- Team Angle celebrates Angle's return from injury by injuring themselves. Hass and Benjamin really don't seem to fit in this kind of match. I'll agree with everybody and say * to *** stars depending on Eddy's partner. Mysterio or Benoit hopefully.

 

IC Battle Royal

 

- Battle Royals suck by rule, but there are some good guys in this, Lance, Christian, Jericho, Booker, etc. The spectre of Billy Gunn haunts this match though. * to **?

 

Old Guy Fight

 

- Don't even get me started on these two.

 

Cripple Fight

 

- Them either.

 

Brock vs. Show

 

- You know you're in shit when the Show match has no chance of being the worst match on the card. **

 

 

Overall: Absolute Shit Fest.

[Guest ViciousFish]

Nunzio had some great matches in WWE. Just not alot of them. His first matchwas against Crash in a pretty solid little match. Give him and Benoit 5 minutes and it will make the match. Of course that ain't gonna happen and it'll probably be Chuckie P and The Bull.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

From what I understand, Nunzio & Stamboli will be in the match. At least it looked that way from Smackdown.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

[Question...Which members of F.B.I are wrestling? Palumbo/Stamboli or Nunzio/one of the goons?

 

 

Does it really matter? All three of them suck.

And this is coming from a Kane fan?

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

HHH vs Nash: HHH, the WWE cant be stupid enough to put the title on Nash after the last couple of weeks right....right?

 

Brock vs Big Show: Brock, Steph will be right about one thing though, that being this match will be one of the most "brutal" matches we have ever seen.

 

Piper vs Hogan: Hogan, I think we are going to have quite a contest on our hands for "worst match of the night" honours.

 

IC Battle Royal: Booker T.

 

Womens 4 way: Jazz, and I also predict this match will be 10 times better then any of the so called "main events."

 

FBI vs Benoits team: Benoit better fucking win.

 

Team Angle vs Eddie and partner: Team Angle.

 

La Resistance vs Team Hoss: Couldn't give a shit.

 

Bikini Contest: See directly above.

 

Wow, It wasn't till I did this that I realised how fucking bad this card is. I mean I knew it was bad but not this bad. All of Raws good workers have been shoved into one match, and all of Smackdowns(exept Team Angle and Eddie) are shoved in a meaningless tag match or off the card all together. Lets hope this does the worst PPV buyrate of all time to send Vince a message, though I doubt he will listen anyway.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I don't expect Hogan Vs Piper to happen.

 

Those crazy WWE guys. Someone else will come out as Mr. America, it will be painfully obvious it's not Hogan. Then about 5 minutes into the "wrestling" match, Hogan will run out, knock out O'Haire with the "Hogan punch of doom," and cost Piper the match. Then of course, Hogan will walk away with Mr. America, following with Vince and Steph getting a 7 minute backstage segment about the mystery of whom Mr. America is.

 

It's Owen Hart, Blue Blazer all over again.