Guest KOR420 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I was watching Heat and during the commentary Cole said the worst thing I ever heard in my life "Tazz,being a color analyst doesn't mean to go to the tanning booth and getting color" or something similar this guy is a fucking idiot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cataclysm911 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I don't think that anyone has to be reminded that Micheal Cole isn't the best as a commentator. He makes his worth with the videos that he makes though, so he isn't so bad. No one will ever be as bad on commentary as Larry Zybysko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 25, 2002 "Tazz,being a color analyst doesn't mean to go to the tanning booth and getting color" or something similar this guy is a fucking idiot! Oh my god, that is bad even for Cole. Where the hell did the WWF find him anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Metallica Report post Posted March 25, 2002 He really annoys me how he sits there and thinks "what would the world's dumbest person be asking themselves at this very moment?" and then goes ahead and says it. Like how he always says *Kane's music starts* King!...*sometime later..* What's this!? IT'S KANE!" Gee, ya think? And even worse on Smackdown last week when he didn't recognise X Pac or understand what he was doing. I also hate how he says "steal" ad nausiam. Steal steps, steal microphone, steal chair, "Billy & Chuck steal one".. ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Michael Cole Sucks. Nuff Said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Nothing compares to him giving away the Wrestlemainia 15 main event finish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 25, 2002 God I'd forgotten about that...what a useless little oik. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Can anyone play Smackdown on the PS2 without turning the sound down after the 18th "what a move"? He comes across as an arrogant oily little tosser, just behind Kevin Kelly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 25, 2002 LOL...that is more hilarious if youu read my Tazz corrupts morals topic. I think Kevin Kelly comes off as arrogant but not Cole. He just sucks. And was he punished for giving away that finish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Michael Cole aka Captain Obvious - "Kurt Angle just pulled that steel door down onto Kane's chest!!!" - Thanks, Mikey. I never would have guessed that from actually watching it just now... ... or is that Captain Oblivious? - "What in the hell is X-Pac doing here?!?" - Hmmm, he's wearing an nWo shirt, just brought a chair down on Hogan's head, and is now posing with Hall and Nash. Yeah, I'm confused, too... Cole needs the boot and pronto, video editing skillz notwithstanding. Any kid fresh out of college with decent editing prowess and a working knowledge of lame crappy nu-metal could have put that Desire video together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I don't know how long this has been happening but I've been noticing lately that other announcers and wrestlers have been making fun of him. Even Coach, who has no room to be making fun of anyone has taken some shots at him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Well, the wrestlers I've definitely heard (Rock, Jericho, Regal), but I haven't really heard any commentators tool on Captain Obvious, apart from the King. Any specific examples? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I don't understand it. Someone has to like Michael Cole in the WWF, or else he wouldn't be commentating. When was the last time anyone can remember the WWF having a good announcing team besides their A team? It can't be that hard can it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Watch Jacked or Metal. And Tazz dissed him on the Axxess review on Wrestlemania. About the guy he was working with at the fan commentator booth he said "he wasn't no Coach but hey he's much better than Michael Cole". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted March 25, 2002 The WWF hasn't had two really good announcing teams since 1990. Then, it was McMahon and Ventura on Superstars, and Monsoon and Heenan on Wrestling Challenge, with Gorilla and Jesse teaming for PPVs (the greatest team ever, IMHO). Vince was the only "weak link" of the four, but even then, he wasn't so bad (this was before he coined "UN-BE-LIEVABLE!" and "One, two, threehegothimnohedidn'tc'monref!" as the catchphrases of the mid-90s). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Cole is a type that Vince hires. Sean Mooney Todd Pettengill Coach the new guy with the goatee They are bland nobodies who act exasperated with the colour commentator, support the face, run down the heel and pretend they don't know who any newcomer from outside the WWF is and laugh at the shite comedy. Cole the worst though, he has dead eyes and doesn't look happy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 25, 2002 yeah mike cole does suck, i find myself haveing to mute smackdown 'cos i just cant bear to listen to him i think 'the king' is crap too they need paul heyman back on commentry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KOR420 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 3 words could make smackdown better BRING BACK HEENAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Cole the worst though, he has dead eyes and doesn't look happy Yeah. He reminds me of one of those pathetic droopy dogs at the animal shelter that no one will ever adopt. Better to put him down now than keep his sorry ass on TV and turn away viewers. Doesn't Heenan have throat cancer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Yeah Heenan does have the big C. Not good. When is Jesse up for re-election if he lost could he get his old job back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I heard Jesse and Vince hate each other with a passion. Of course, JR and Heyman hate each other, Hogan and Austin hate each other, HHH and jobbing hate each other, etc... Money talks, so anything is possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Cole needs the boot and pronto, video editing skillz notwithstanding. Any kid fresh out of college with decent editing prowess and a working knowledge of lame crappy nu-metal could have put that Desire video together. I'm still not buying the idea that Cole is the guy who made that Desire video. I could've sworn that, in the Ross Report, J.R. credited someone like Kevin Dunn about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I'm watching heat last night, and half the show is Michael Cole ragging on Tazz. Who the fuck is Michael Cole to rag on Tazz? Cole's a bitch! If I were Tazz, I'd have a stubby rampage and choke out that little goateed bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 25, 2002 ...stubby rampage ... NICE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Last night on Heat, Cole & Tazz exchanged some words. Tazz told Cole something, and Cole said something really stupid that didn't make sense. Tazz then told him "Nice comeback Cole." Cole used to work for CBS Radio before he got hired by the WWF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Cole used to work for CBS Radio before he got hired by the WWF. He should go back there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 25, 2002 They should pay whatever it takes to get Joey Styles on board. Put him and Paul E togther and it would be magic. All of sudden wrestling would have credibility and not sound like 2 women sitting at table gossiping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Didn't Joey Styles just shoot all over Vince McMahon? I don't think we'll ever hear Joey on WWF TV ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted March 25, 2002 The WWF hasn't had two really good announcing teams since 1990. Then, it was McMahon and Ventura on Superstars, and Monsoon and Heenan on Wrestling Challenge, with Gorilla and Jesse teaming for PPVs (the greatest team ever, IMHO). Vince was the only "weak link" of the four, but even then, he wasn't so bad (this was before he coined "UN-BE-LIEVABLE!" and "One, two, threehegothimnohedidn'tc'monref!" as the catchphrases of the mid-90s). The teams were also pretty good in 1994. The A Team was Vince McMahon & Shawn Michaels who had a good chemistry with each other, and the B Team was Gorilla Monsoon & Johnny Polo, which was the best WWF post-Heenan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
