Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 There it was, on the evening of May 18th, 2003. At approximately 10:43, Brock Lesnar and The Big Show were engaged in a heated contest for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. This was no ordinary bout, no, it was a stretcher match, where your opponent had to be placed upon a stretcher and rolled across a certain threshold for your victory to be earned. The appropriately named Big Show was too large to be simply lifted and placed upon a stretcher, so Mr. Lesnar told the audience that he had a plan with a simple pointing to his temple. The crowd buzzed in anticipation, as did your humble narrator. Lesnar disappeared into the back of the arena while Mr. Show dealt with the nefarious and treacherous interference of one Rey Mysterio Junior. All seemed lost for the diminutive Luchador, but from the back, exploding through a wall of the entranceway, was Mr. Lesnar, who had a special tool to help him. That tool, my friends, was a forklift. The crowd screamed and cheered in shock and awe, causing such a ruckus that seismometers were registering earthly shudders. Their four-wheeled messiah had arrived. The might of the forklift was too great for even the great Big Show to stand, and he passed out from being exposed to its sheer and unmitigated power. This allowed Brock Lesnar to place a stretcher on the forklift and roll The Big Show onto it. Mr. Lesnar drove the forklift past the threshold, and won the match. Afterward, the mighty forklift lifted Mr. Show to a great height and left him hanging there, toying with this massive human being and stating its power in a silent but firm manner. Mr. Lesnar stood atop this mighty machine and declared his superiority over the entire world, for on that evening, Brock Lesnar was the King of the World. The forklift is Law. The forklift is Rule. The forklift is YOUR God. (the preceding was a paid advertisement from the Boogie Knights Organization For Forklift Awareness)
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 i'd like to make a donation....made possible from posters like you!
Guest Kingpk Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 I agree with your views and would like to read your literature.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Kotz, you are SO getting your ass sued for plagurizing the Totally Endorsed gimmick. You'll be hearing from out lawyers.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 When your group's personal vehicle of choice starts popping up on WWE TV (and think of how often forklifts have appeared in the last year, I can think of three just off the top of my head), you can talk shit, but for now, WE OWN YOU. Besides, the BKOFFA is a non-profit organization.
Guest SP-1 Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 This brings a tear to my eye. Jesus is supposed to be riding a horse, but if he gives me a choice I want a forklift.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 When your group's personal vehicle of choice starts popping up on WWE TV (and think of how often forklifts have appeared in the last year, I can think of three just off the top of my head), you can talk shit, but for now, WE OWN YOU. Besides, the BKOFFA is a non-profit organization. Dude, it was the fact that you were PROMOTING the forklift. That's our job. BTW, really like what ya said.
Guest Jimmy Beard Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Oh mygod did you see it it was the most beautiful thing in the world ::the beard dreams of the day he can be carried by the might that is the forklift::
Patty O'Green Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Just doing my part to increase the awareness
Guest Zack Malibu Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Should I mention that we have a forklift here that I've got access to?
Guest SP-1 Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 The Spirit Lift is my favorite part of hD. And I'm not being a smartass. Ever since that one RAW, I mark for forklifts in wrestling.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Uhhh... I think I need to watch more TV. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
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