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Guest CanadianChris
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PLEASE tell me we're not going to see twenty shots of Flair/McMahon WALKING! out of the war room.

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Guest The Masked Yodeler
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Well, Perfect v. Tazz was acceptable, but it had NO heat until the finish.

 

I like matches.

Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks
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wouldnt this raw just SUCK to go to?

Guest CanadianChris
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wouldnt this raw just SUCK to go to?

Yeah...I'm just glad they didn't do it on last week's SD, which I did go to.

 

The Rock is #1...

Guest The Masked Yodeler
Posted

STATS~!

 

That even cracked up my non-fan roomate.

Guest Ihatesmarksandmarks
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i think the wwf is just shooting on espn....

Guest The Masked Yodeler
Posted

Loud Rocky chant.  I wonder if it's canned?

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

"Asshole, asshole."

 

"Come on, he's my #1 pick.  Don't call him names like that."

 

Nice ad-libbing

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Loud Rocky chant.  I wonder if it's canned?

 

Probably. If Austin was here, I'm guessing he'd have been #1

Guest RicFlairGlory
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Wow... stats counter

 

I'm gonna laugh when they get to Spike Dudley

Guest The Masked Yodeler
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Spike Dudley

 

Height: Vanilla Midget

 

Weight: A buck and a quarter soaking wet

 

Career Highlights:  Tag Champion, Hardcore Champion, Got ass kicked repeatedly.

Guest Will Scarlet
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They started with a Tazz match? Sigh... This is giving me flashbacks to the supposed "Biggest Raw ever," where I had to watch a terrible hockey game, only for it to end, then having to hear the three hockey idiots going off about how great Toronto and the New York Rangers are, as my anticipation for Raw grew.  Raw finally comes on, Tazz's music blares up, and my excitement gets killed right out of the starting gate.  I hope Raw rights itself before the end of the evening.

Guest The Masked Yodeler
Posted

The Rock shoots on his parents genitalia!

Guest The Masked Yodeler
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Hmm, they've mentioned Foley a couple of times.  I wonder if it means anything?  I doubt it.

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Is there anyone who *hasn't* held a title or two? Brock Lesnar I guess, but I think everyone else has...?

Guest The Masked Yodeler
Posted

Well, it's over 20 minutes in, and we've had one match and one pick.

 

This draft could take a while.

Guest The Masked Yodeler
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Male wrestlers, excluding InVasion era hires, who haven't held titles:

 

1.  Steven Richards

 

and that's it.

Guest El Satanico
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I pray to the non existent sky fairy that every pick doesn't have to give an overly long and drawn out "speech"

Guest Mystery Eskimo
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Looks like we'll get 10-15 picks only...

Guest The Masked Yodeler
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Undertake is Flair's second pick?  WTF!

 

It should have been Angle.  FUCK!

Guest The Masked Yodeler
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Well, it sounds like Taker is gonna get traded.

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Jesus CHRIST Lawler is really annoying tonight.

 

What the fuck is this?  Can I bitch about this now?  I mean, just last week, Undertaker begs Flair to pick him.

 

And now he's pissed because Flair actually did it.

 

I'm no longer able to follow the WWF's internal logic.

Guest Kahran Ramsus
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It looks like Vince will make a trade to get Taker.

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

No, no, NO! Vince's show is for the hosses! Ah, trades...come on, trade him, trade him!

Guest El Satanico
Posted

Vince takes Hogan...Flair takes Angle blah blah...they will just keep drafting guys that will piss each other off

Guest Moses The Monkey
Posted

Unless you only mean WWF titles, Richards has held a title. ECW Tag Team Titles, with Raven.

 

If we're talking only people who have debuted in the WWF, it's Brock Lesnar, Sho Funaki, and Rico Constantino.

 

If you mean contracted wrestlers who have wrestled on national television (ECW and WCW included), Mike Sanders has also never held a title.

Guest Jobber of the Week
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Undertake is Flair's second pick?  WTF!

 

It should have been Angle.  FUCK!

Yeah. Because, after all, we had just been assuming Raw would be a return to 80s NWA and would be cruisers galore.

 

This is what happens when you set your expectations too high. Didn't anyone listen to Heyman's "show is more important than wrestling now" promo?

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