I Finally saw 'No Holds Barred'...

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

I just sat through "No Holds Barred" instead of watching Smackdown. I figured since it was on Action, it may be some time before it'll repeat, so I watched it. You know the scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" where the Japanese guy screams and his face melts... That's what it felt like to me.

 

Has anyone else dared to watch this craptacular classic?

[Guest tpww7]

Suburban Commando is the only *decent* Hogan movie.

[Rendclaw 0]

the angle in the WWE at the time was even worse in the movie...

[Guest razazteca]

This movie is the reason for all of the monster pushes in the WWE.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

RIP: "What's that smell?!"

GUY: "Doooooookieeeeee"

RIP: "Dookie?!"

 

Good what a shitter of a movie.

[Guest razazteca]

Zeus had one line in the whole movie "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

 

and who can forget the unibrow of Zeus?

 

You know they could remake this movie with Goldberg or Steiner or Batista or Nathan Jones or A-Train as Zeus and it could make millions.

Edited May 23, 2003 by razazteca

[Guest Nevermortal]

F-You all, because No Holds Barred is a classic.

 

Jockass.

[Guest razazteca]

Body Slam > No Holds Barred

Piper > Hogan

[Rendclaw 0]

They Live > Body Slam >>>> No Holds Barred

 

Acting: Piper > Hogan

[Guest Dangerous A]

When I was in 8th grade, I was supposed to fight this guy that was capping on me in class after the first showing of No Holds Barred at our local theatre. I saw the movie and waited out back with my friends and others who were going to watch the fight. He didn't show. Although I was looked upon as the winner in that situation, I can't help but look on the situation now and think I am the loser for shelling out the money for that shit and he saved his money and got out of a fight.

 

 

Go figure.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Jockass.

I love that.

 

It's been on Encore today, I caught parts of it.

[Guest tank_abbott]

I own 2 copies of it, plus many other Hogan DVDs, I was a Kool Aid loving 4 year old Hulkamaniac in 1985, so my love affair with the Hulkster has been brooding for a long time...

[Guest tank_abbott]

This movie is the reason for all of the monster pushes in the WWE.

You better tell that to Andre the Giant/King Kong Bundy/ Big John Studd/ Gorilla Monsoon/Kamala/ Haystacks Calhoun/ Superstar Billy Graham etc etc....

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Man, did that film suck. And this coming from a die-hard Hulkamaniac back in the day!

 

Even after seeing the film 653 times (I was a Hulkamaniac back then and begged my mom to rent it for me.) I never understood how, in the end, Hogan isn't arrested for murdering two people? Does anyone else relize that HE KILLED ZEUS?!!

 

And when that bald guy gets electrocuted after destroying the control room, which in itself is funny, seeing as how all he cared about was ratings, and by doing this, it destroyed any chance of people watching the match, why does the crowd cheer for Hogan immediatley following the bald guy's death? 2 men are dead, but who cares? HOGAN WINS!!! YEAAA!!!!

 

Still, I take that film over Surbaban Commando.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Zues tried breaking Rip's neck, it was justifiable homicide, and the TV Guru guy backed himself into the electronic board that zapped him, Rip was just moving toward him...

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Still, the crowd shouldn't have acted so damn happy a second after the bald guy died. Someone should have gone to check on him or call 911 or something to that effect.

 

But like I said, I take that film over *Surburban Commando* anyday.

 

Btw, I'm actually suprised that that film and Surburban Commando are still shown on cable t.v. I thought Vince or Hogan would be embarrased and pay for it to never be shown again. Doesn't Vince or Hulk own the films?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Notice how all the villains in No Holds Barred are blacks or jews. Just saying.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

...errr...I'm staying out of this one now

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Teddy Long should use this film as evidence of whitey holding back thuggers and buggers, playa.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Zues tried breaking Rip's neck, it was justifiable homicide, and the TV Guru guy backed himself into the electronic board that zapped him, Rip was just moving toward him...

It's funny Hulk Hogan had to resort to killing people, though. He should've done that to O'Haire tonight. He used the neck wrench, SO JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDES ALL AROUND, PARTNERS!

 

The thing about Kurt Fuller dying in the accident is strange because everyone's silent, like they're worried about him. Then for out of nowhere, a huge cheer. From what I remember, those people in the crowd shouldn't be aware that he's a bad guy, which would mean they like their realism in the form of a touch of death. And then Hulkster leads us out with a goofy "thanks to me, my enemies are all dead" thumbs-up.

 

And one more thing ... that guy Zeus beat into a wheelchair was great. Those faces ... man.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

What about when Rip stops an armed robbery by hitting the filthy criminals with PIES! PIES FOR GOD'S SAKE!

[Guest Nevermortal]

What about when Rip stops an armed robbery by hitting the filthy criminals with PIES! PIES FOR GOD'S SAKE!

That scene rules.

 

My favorite scene is when Stan Hansen stands at the Piss-Trough with those two network guys.

[Guest razazteca]

This movie is the reason for all of the monster pushes in the WWE.

You better tell that to Andre the Giant/King Kong Bundy/ Big John Studd/ Gorilla Monsoon/Kamala/ Haystacks Calhoun/ Superstar Billy Graham etc etc....

The evolution of the Hoss: From Fat to Roid Rage

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Deebo > Zeus.

[Guest tank_abbott]

"I got ketsup on my blue jeans and blood on my shirt..."

 

"Sadie, your a whole lotta woman"

 

 

Oh and the quasi masterbation scene, bwhaahahaa

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

I thought Stan did a better job acting than Hulk. I liked his scenes in the flick.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"F-You all, because No Holds Barred is a classic."

 

Lord, I remember watching that in the theaters as a kid. No wonder I have zero friends...

Edited May 24, 2003 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

"Well, well, well.......what do we have here? TEENY WANGERS!"

[Guest Youth N Asia]

"Well, well, well.......what do we have here? TEENY WANGERS!"

The only thing that could have topped that is if he'd just leveled them with lariots.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Remember that scene where Rip is having a tender moment with his lttle buddy in the hospital? Yeah, I doubled over with laughter too.