Guest Report post Posted March 26, 2002 I think he should be da managor of chris beniot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He'd blow Chris Benoit...well, it's true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He'd be booker, and he would give the WWF Title to Hogan, and have him feud with Nash for the next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He'd bring back Mable, and have super juniors tournaments with Scotty Too Hotty facing Brian Christopher in the main event and then finally he'd have all canadians eliminated and shipped off too well umm.. Canada. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He would make everyone think Bastian Booger was back in the WWF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 26, 2002 probably be host of Excess giving insight on how matches from the vault suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He'd talk more about past history than James Cornette, Paul Heyman and Mike Tenay combined, confusing most of the WWF's fanbase... Â Oh, and he'd eat Max Mini. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Masked Yodeler Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He'd face Vince in a hair v. hair match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He'd tell the fans to buy him stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted March 26, 2002 he'd work the net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted March 26, 2002 he'd... Â ...play stylist to the stylist of Chuck and Billy? ...become "Scotty 2 Fatty"? ...eat donuts? ...suffer a massive heart attack while jumping for joy? Â Â Sorry, I could do this all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 26, 2002 I'm gonna assume that SKeith is a little bit overweight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 26, 2002 *slowly nods in shame* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Now that's just mean. Pickin' on the husky is just wrong. Do any of you fit into a size 28? And I'm not talking about the 15-year-olds out  there.  For shame...  [... leafs through Truly Tasteless Jokes for juicy fat jokes to use in future posts...]  (On a side note, I actually still enjoy SKeith's rants, ultra-cynicism and all. Lump me in the minority if you must. But it's kinda weird having all these Keith-haters on a site that he essentially runs. Not that there's anything wrong with having your own opinion, right?)  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Riiight, opinions...are good....yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He would sign a load of Midget Wrestlers and have On a Pole Matches and Battle Royals with them. Â Cause you Can't beat Midget Madness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted March 26, 2002 i'd like to think that, by mercilessly making fun of SK, we are being true to the spirit of SK and his rants and that, somewhere, he is smiling down on our sarcasm. Â but that's just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 book himself as world champion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Pump Steph twice in the ass and toss her aside. Hug Benoit upon his return for so long that he re-injured the Crippler, sending Keith into a massive depression. Challenge Paul E. to a Chinese food eating competition. Downgrade Jericho's height to around 3'6" and put him in the midget matches. Give Hall booze while Hall is on his medication, in the hopes of the death side effect taking place. Bitch about how bad his product sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Masked Yodeler Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Every match would go BONZO GONZO, or all the wrestlers involved would be fired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Make sure Kidman ALWAYS GOT POWERBOMBED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DebilitatorX Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He would complain about everything...just like he does now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Now that's just mean. Pickin' on the husky is just wrong. Unless they have a medical condition, it's completely okay to make fun of fatties. Â Maybe if they had some respect for themselves they wouldn't get any hassle. Â But i will say ... for sake of having fun, I think everyone's already assumed all fatties don't have any fat-related medical conditions. Â I also never knew Scott Keith was fat. Â I only heard about how gross he looked. Â Y'know, his face ... it's supposed to be gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Keith would feud with and defeat Kurt Angle clean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Pray that no McMahons ever read any of the stuff he's written about them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Unless they have a medical condition, it's completely okay to make fun of fatties. Â Maybe if they had some respect for themselves they wouldn't get any hassle. Maybe things are just going over my head at this point, but if overweight people had respect for themselves, then would they really be overweight? Â Would there be a reason to hassle them anyways? Â Oh, and watch those terms you're using. Â You'd be thrown out of a politically-correct convention quicker than a hyped up Howard Stern. Â Calling overweight people "fatties" makes them seem like the item that the people who make fun of overweight people smoke. Â Fuckin' hippies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Keith would feud with and defeat Kurt Angle clean. Who hasn't? Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Lita. Her Turn is coming up though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Well, if he isn't going to get the surgery soon, he'll need it once he takes one of her Murder-canranas... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted March 28, 2002 He'd play a variation of Rob Feinstein's indy character, Fun Athletic Guy (F.A.G.). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
