Make a Mid-Card Storyline in WWE!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Just felt like doing something a little different...

 

Since WWE likes to not give the mid-card as much time as they could get, I figured why not have us, the Smark World Alliance, make up some?

 

I'll start with one inspired slightly by a picture I saw...(link for the pic is http://home.att.net/~thehurricane/mollyhurr.jpg)

 

OK...we get a feud started up with Jazz and Molly...giving Trish a break from the Women's Championship scene...maybe give her a feud outside the Women's TItle or something...but anyway.

 

Jazz and Molly have a match with the Women's Championship on the line. During the match, however, Rodney Mack gets involved...and he and Jazz start to beat down on Molly...Long applauding them.

 

That is, until the lights go out...and..."STAND BACK! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!"

 

In a blur of green, the Hurricane sprints to the ring, attacking Rodney Mack and sending Jazz and Long running. When Mack is out of the ring, he goes to check on Molly...and the announcers could perhaps mention how Molly USED to be Hurricane's sidekick.

 

Later on, this will build up to a match...either Mack vs. Hurricane, or Mack and Jazz vs. Hurricane and Molly. If it's the former, possibly put an Intercontinental Championship shot on the line...and have Molly run out to prevent Jazz from costing Hurricane the match.

 

Now, your turn people. Any non-main eventers can be used...either roster. I'm interested to see what you come up with.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...no one has any ideas?

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Here's the WWE formula for a midcard storylines:

 

Wrestler A is fighting Wrestler B. Wrestler C comes down the ring and:

1) Interferes, costing wrestler A the match and starting a fued between A and C.

2) Interferes, costing A the match and adding to A's fued with B(w/ C).

3) Interferes, gets squashed by A. A wins the match, the annoucers talk about what a "monster" Wrestler A is, and the fued continues with A and C even though C looks like shit.

4) Mocks America for no good reason, causing Wrestler A's unknown patriotism to show and causing a fued between A and C.

5) Nothing happens. The WWE remembers they have a PPV next week, so they through Wrestler A and Wrestler D together in a match.

 

And there you have it.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I believe my Hurricane vs. Muscle-sucking Steiner was already detailed in another thread..

[Guest Anglesault]

Champ has belt. Challenger wants belt. They fight.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Champ has belt. Challenger wants belt. They fight.

That works for title feuds...but what about ones where no title is on the line?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

... Well that's just stupid. I mean, the champion doesn't even have a Japanese Hair Commercial deal, or he didn't spill coffee on the challenger..

[Guest Anglesault]

Heel is a meanie head. Face takes offense. The fight.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Or two wrestlers want the chance to get a shot at the title, they fight each other to raise their position in the company and increase their chances at said title shot.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'd like a ranking system for each belt, personally.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*sigh* Why did I even bother...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I as well. I would also like title defenses (particularly the world title) to only occur on PPV - or a special TV event - and statistics on each participant... as well as corner men and separate in-ring ring announcements... ok, maybe not corner men - but the WWE needs to be more 'professionally' run, IMO.

[Guest The Tino Standard]

There's a fantasy booking forum for stuff like this.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Corner men would be sweet but the fans would expect them to involve themself in the match somehow.

 

How cool would it look for Eddy to be cheering on Benoit during a match and giving him tips?

[Guest Anglesault]

That's why I kind of liked the set up for J-Day with HBK and Flair there.

[Guest razazteca]

Rico vs Stevie Richards fighting over Victoria

Goldust & Hurricane as tag team champs

RVD as a heel

Kane traded to Smackdown

[Guest Anglesault]

Rico vs Stevie Richards fighting over Victoria

But...

 

RIKO's GY! FAGOT! FAGIT! KWEER!!!!!~`````11111~~~!!!

[Guest razazteca]

Rico does her hair backstage and goes for a kiss just as Stevie walks in.

[Guest Anglesault]

Rico does her hair backstage and goes for a kiss just as Stevie walks in.

But...

 

RIKO's GY! FAGOT! FAGIT! KWEER!!!!!~`````11111~~~!!!

[Guest razazteca]

Short term memory and ADD lets me forget stupid things like wrestler A is ghey this week.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

You know, Rico could be bi. But I won't give the WWE ideas.

 

What will probably happen is that the WWE will make Rico do a Beaver Cleavage/Dustin Rhodes thing, where he"shoots" on disliking the gimmick.

[Guest Repo Man jr]

I've been working on this for the last few months! It's almost ready....

 

Hurricane is backstage eating spaghetti...

 

The Mack walks along... "Hey what the hell are you doin'? Playa."

 

Hurricane: "Eating spaghetti! Whats up wit dat?"

 

The Mack: "Thats not spaghetti, playa..."

 

Hurricane: "Holy spaghetti, this spaghetti is moving"

 

JR: "Bah Gawd King, thats not spaghetti, thats a bunch of worms!"

 

King: "Worms? Ha ha, Hurricane ate worms JR, ha ha"

 

JR: "Well, this thing isn't over by a long shot King, I think Hurricane will have to get The Mack back for giving him worms!"

 

RAW gets 6.9 rating!

[Guest razazteca]

Spilled coffee would of worked better than worms.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is the new twist on the spilled coffee cliche

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also spill milk and suger!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So now Hurricane can become Suger Shane!

[Guest Repo Man jr]

I don't get why Hurricae is drinking coffee? Thats just ridiculous!

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Wrestler H says he's going to beat everyone because he's the best. Wrestler H beats everyone, remains champion, and ultimately retires with the belt. The End.

[Guest Austin3164life]

So now Hurricane can become Sugar Shane!

 

Then Sugar-Shane can face SugarShane Mosely in a boxing match, and JR and King can still it as "If you like Piper and Mr T., then yer gona love this".

 

what?

[Guest John Dub]

Okay, here: Wrestler A has a match with Wrestler B. Bischoff walks out in the middle of the match so he can "Get down to business," and apologizes for interrupting their match, but asks them to leave so he can adress the more important issues of the match. Wrestler B leaves without a fight, but Wrestler A is pissed. He goes to attack Bischoff, but Wrestler B is back with a chair and saves Bischoff. They both beat on Wrestler A, until Austin comes down and scares them out of the ring. Over the next few weeks, Bischoff takes an extreme interest in Wrestler B, and Austin with A.

 

They invest lots of time and money training them for their match against eachother, mostly out of spite for eachother. At the PPV, Austin accompinies A, Bischoff with B. The GM's treat the match as more or less a novelty, not caring about the well-being of the wrestlers, but just trying to one-up the other GMs. Both GM's constantly get involved to help their wrestler, and after numerous interferences, the wrestlers just say "Fuck it". One puts the other in a leglock or something, and as both GMs enter the ring, the wrestlers pop up, hit their respective GMs with their finishers, and leave them lying.

 

After coming to, Austin thinks it's funny and Bischoff is pissed. Austin takes them under his wing as a new tag team.

[Guest OnlyMe]

Not really midcard, but it is another meaningless one month feud. Originally posted on another board...

 

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This whole storyline hinges on Benoit being able to do an F5. Please assume he can.

 

SmackDown, week one:

 

- Team Angle are backstage, celebrating their tag title victory at Wrestlemania. Steph warns them that they will have a non-title match later tonight against Benoit and Rhyno. The winners will then face the other team from the Wrestlemania match (Los Guerreros) next week.

- Chris Benoit and Rhyno are talking. Rhyno says he still hasn’t recovered from their Wrestlemania match, so Benoit has to find himself another partner.

 

- Team Angle vs Benoit and Partner

 

- Team Angle come out for their match, with a mystery partner hyped for Benoit. It’s Brock. Benoit and Lesnar win when Lesnar hits a crippler crossface on Benjamin. Post match, he tries to shake Benoit’s hand, but he is not interested.

 

SmackDown, week two:

 

- Benoit is sitting in the locker-room, when Brock enters. Brock asks what the problem was last week, and Benoit tells him that the crossface is his “thing”. Lesnar apologises, saying that he was doing it to impress him, and the two shake hands.

 

- Benoit and Lesnar vs Eddie and Chavo

 

- Eddie and Chavo win after Benoit taps to Eddie’s Mexican Surfboard. Instead of helping Benoit to get out of the move, Lesnar puts Chavo into the crossface. The announcers hype that Lesnar thought Chavo would tap first. Post match, Benoit shows Lesnar first hand how to perform a crossface

 

SmackDown, week three:

 

- Backstage interview with Chris Benoit, where he says that it upsets him that his friendship with Lesnar had to end this way. But the crossface has seen him through many years… which segues to:

- Video package of people tapping to the crossface

 

- Brock Lesnar vs Eddie - Submission match

 

- Benoit is watching at ringside. Brock wins cleanly with the crossface, staring Benoit out while he does it. Post match, Eddie and Brock beatdown Benoit, and Lesnar attempts to put him into the crossface, but Benoit counters.

 

SmackDown, week four:

 

- Lesnar calls out Benoit, but gets nothing. Lesnar challenges Benoit to a submission match at the PPV, and again gets nothing. Benoit jumps him from behind and applies the crossface, before accepting the match.

 

- Chris Benoit vs Chavo

 

- Brock runs in and destroys both men with a chair, and applies the crossface to Chavo.

 

PPV:

 

- Both men attempt the crossface multiple times, but get nowhere. At the end, Brock applies the crossface, but Benoit makes the ropes. Benoit hits the F5 on Lesnar, and forces him to tap to the crossface.