Funniest dining experience...?

[Guest Insanityman]

Well, only two stick out in my mind.

 

 

-My Dad is famous for his temper, but he's more known for being able to hold it (now you'd say that means he doesn't have a temper, but when he unleashes it... you'd think different. Besides, I'm 100% sure that's why I got mine). Anyway, and we went to an "eh" place, Cheddars. Got there and the service was incredibly slow. Inevitably we got the teen waiter who'd rather die then work the last hour of her shift. So we finally get out food and it's incredibly shitty. Meh, whatever... we'll live. But he's insistant on trying to get someone's dinner right. The waitress just rolls her eyes, shrugs, goes to get me a refill and knocks over my Dad's glass. So the night goes on in the same manner and my Dad finally asked for the manager. The manager is also half snotty, half claiming my dad is making a big deal. So my father pulls him to the side and just goes apeshit on the manager. He somehow made an intelligent rant while lacing the swears in with incredible flow. Didn't have to pay- we avoid the place like a plague.

 

-Okay, so over the summer my friends and I usually go skating around creation until night- where we skate, walk, or bum a ride home. Well one day we where all exhausted so we stopped by McDonald's to get a soda. So one of my friends decides he's hungry enough to buy some food. He orders the Chicken McNuggets (mistake from the start usually) and he gets 'em comes back to the table where we're all recovering. Opens the box and one of the nuggets is less than bite size. To this day no one can figure out why he got so pissed but he marched up there and demanded a new nugget- showing 'em his 1/4th of a nugget. They held in their laughter saying they can't do that and my friend finally yells,

 

"WELL WHAT THE HELL? IS THIS A DEEP FRIED CHICKEN TESTICLE?" Everyone stares and my friends and I get the fuck out of there, while my friend drops the nugget and leaves. I dunno why it was so funny then, but that line is priceless among my friend.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

When I was we went on alot of family vacations. No one ever lost their temper, but my dad asked for croissants when he meant crutons (sp). Sorry I couldn't help you more.

[Guest Sturgis]

I was at Applebee's and I ordered and Ice Tea, bu it had no taste to it after I put 10lbs. of sugar in it I told the waitress that I want a Coke. Then my friend said "Leave the tea here I'll drink it" she said "OK" THEN walked off with it. Now why would she reply to that then take?

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

My dad once verbally abused this dumb bitch at Whataburger. He ordered a combo meal, but asked for a cup of coffee instead of soda for his drink. She said that they couldn't give him a coffee instead of the soda because "the computer doesn't have that as an option." So my dad went OFF on her, calling her a retard and "useless" because she could only do "what the computer says." Finally, the girl broke down and just gave him his cup of coffee.

 

It was hilarious. He didn't curse once, but he embarrassed the hell out of my mom, who just stood there, red-faced, shaking her head, and rolling her eyes. I kind of felt bad for the poor girl because it really shouldn't have been THAT big of a deal to my dad...yet I could barely contain my laughter. Good times.