Guest Report post Posted March 26, 2002 you know he will do this! so how will this sentence go: "O my gawd, here comes that big ---- -------!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Brock-a-Saurus Brock-ma Bull Brock Lobster Mantaur Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 26, 2002 I don't know who came up with it but Vanilla Gorilla sounds good to me. Mastadon probably Man mountain maybe three hundred pounds of solid muscle and a bad attitude. Nah If he cheats against Austin he'll be a bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 26, 2002 "Big stallion" or "wild brontosaur." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Mastadon probably That was JR's pet name for Vader, so I'm not sure if he'd use it. But Vanilla Gorilla totally (b)rocks! NICE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 26, 2002 I just thought of this one ... "big bronto." I think it's better than my other two, partly because it's so adorable! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 26, 2002 "LOOK AT BROCK LESNER!!! THIS MAN IS AN OX, I TELL YA! AN OX! GODDAMMIT, THIS IS CARNAGE!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He moves too fast to be called an Ox. Maybe a Rhyno... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Another hoss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Porpoise Hamhock Bovine Platypus Lurp Sloth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tetsubeav Report post Posted March 26, 2002 I think it will eventually just end up where Ross will actually climax every time Lesnar comes out and then JR will end up sleeping though Brock's matches, therefore he won't actually be calling him anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted March 26, 2002 "Dammit! it's Heyman and that, that tapir of a human being!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Ox Bronco Hoss~! Godzilla Ape That Big Damn Gorilla! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 26, 2002 The Ignora-Moose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Brock-zilla Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Brock-enstein (or, Brockensteiner) Brock-ula Brock-etman (and I think it's gonna be a long long time...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Hampster Platypus Garfield the Cat Lion Tiger Bear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 26, 2002 "That big ducky!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Is it just me or does Lesner look like a really bad cross between Sid and Scott Steiner? I dont know what animal he'll get called by JR, but I hope its something new besides HOSS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted March 26, 2002 with a face like that, brock should be called the elephant man. but JR will call him the hippo or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Hampster Oh boy, can you imagine that? JR: "Crash nails Spike with a nice dropkick. Hey! Wait a minute! Who's that from the crowd? It's...BROCK LESNER! WITH PAUL HEYMAN! OH GOOD GOD, HE'S GOT CRASH! POWERBOMB! NOW, SPIKE! NOOOO, ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! BY GAWD, SOMEONE STOP THIS HAMSTER!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted March 26, 2002 lmao!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Masked Yodeler Report post Posted March 26, 2002 I think he'll call Lesnar a bear. JR: MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT BIG NASTY BEAR BROCK LESNAR! MY GAWD! HE'S MAULING HIM LIKE A MEAN OL' GRIZZLY! HE'S SQUEEZING THE HONEY RIGHT OUT OF SPIKE DUDLEY! GRIZZLY! GRIZZLY! GRIZZLY! HONEY! HONEY! HONEY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Booger White JR: "Crash nails Spike with a nice dropkick. Hey! Wait a minute! Who's that from the crowd? It's...BROCK LESNER! WITH PAUL HEYMAN! OH GOOD GOD, HE'S GOT CRASH! POWERBOMB! NOW, SPIKE! NOOOO, ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! BY GAWD, SOMEONE STOP Booger White!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Ducky JR: "Dear gawd! Thats Brock Lesnar! And there's that jackass Paul Heyman! Lesnar's got hold of little Spike...oh no! DAMN YOU DUCKY! By gawd, SOMEONE STOP DUCKY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Well, Brock is white, so he'll probably be one of several things(all of these being white animals): A Polar Bear A White Wolf A Unicorn(the only white horse I can think of, and it's funny anyway) A By Gawd by Gawd White Angel of Beary Unicornosity Go Sooners Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 27, 2002 As JR is turning into a tribute act these days, malfunction in the junction everytime they're in Canada. Maybe he can be the Raw Boned Brock Lesnar in tribute to VKM. Or condescending Pigeon Lesnar Startled Llama Lesnar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted March 27, 2002 Well i'll be damned. You know what i covered this EXACT topic on page 7 of the One and Only Raw thread. Here is what i said ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted: Mar. 25 2002,21:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Concerning Brock... How long until JR starts referring to his run ins like this... "OH MY gaaaaaaaawd...it's a beaaar a beaaar a beaaar...GOOD GAAAWD ALMIIIGHTY it's a big OL' nasty grizzly" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted March 27, 2002 "That big ducky!" lol! the mental image of this is just too priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted March 27, 2002 I can imagine Raw now..... "Good Gawd Almighty himself!! It's that big ol' sticky grizzley bear, an' he just screwed Austin!!! That no good bastard!! My Gawd in heaven, Austin has been screwed!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
