Guest Pidgerii-4q2 Report post Posted March 27, 2002 Does the WWF intend for Lesner to be the next Goldberg? He seem to effect many of the same tics Goldberg had (the shoulder and neck rolls, the wordless opening and closing of his mouth). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 27, 2002 NCAA MVP Mastadon Uber Falcon Dolphin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 27, 2002 As JR is turning into a tribute act these days, malfunction in the junction everytime they're in Canada. Huh? Maybe he can be the Raw Boned Brock Lesnar in tribute to VKM. Double huh? Anyway....I think he'll be That Big Bison Big Ol Buffalo Dangerous Bear Wild Wildebeast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 27, 2002 As JR is turning into a tribute act these days, malfunction in the junction everytime they're in Canada. Huh? "Malfunction at the junction" was a favourite catchphrase of the late Ed Whalen, announcer for Stu Hart's Stampede Wrestling. Apparently JR puts it into his repertoire whenever they broadcast from the Great White North, although I recall him saying it during other broadcasts. As for the Raw Boned etc etc. part, your guess is as good as mine. And I still think they could put over "Brock Lobster" if the B-52's did his entrance music... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted March 27, 2002 Maybe something like an "ultra predator" or an "alpha wolf" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted March 27, 2002 And I still think they could put over "Brock Lobster" if the B-52's did his entrance music... LMAO Raw Boned means really skinny but Vince used to use it for a guy who was massive (died recently). I just think JR would sound great saying this Raw Boned All American graduate of ..................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted March 28, 2002 A big giant goose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Raw Boned means really skinny but Vince used to use it for a guy who was massive (died recently). I just think JR would sound great saying this Raw Boned All American graduate of ..................... I had no idea. I just thought it had something to do with Vince's "Sexual Jackhammer" from long long ago... Ugh... why did I bring that up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest art_vandelay Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Remember a few Raw's back, when JR said the word PENIS for absolutely no reason? JR: "Crash nails Spike with a nice dropkick. Hey! Wait a minute! Who's that from the crowd? It's...BROCK LESNER! WITH PAUL HEYMAN! OH GOOD GOD, HE'S GOT CRASH! POWERBOMB! NOW, SPIKE! NOOOO, ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! BY GAWD, SOMEONE STOP THIS PENIS!!!" JR: "Dear gawd! Thats Brock Lesnar! And there's that jackass Paul Heyman! Lesnar's got hold of little Spike...oh no! DAMN YOU PENIS! By gawd, SOMEONE STOP THAT PENIS! "Good Gawd Almighty himself!! It's that big ol' sticky PENIS, an' he just screwed Austin!!! That no good bastard!! My Gawd in heaven, Austin has been screwed!!!!" Okay, so I know he actually said "heinous" but the thought of Jim Ross saying penis out of nowhere is just so ridiculously funny. JR + PENIS = FUNNY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JerryDrake Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Problay a Gorilla JIM ROSS: MAH GAWD! LOOK AT HIM! HES A BIG GORILLA! HES GOING CRAZY! THAT CRAZY GORILLA, MAH GAWD!........... Go Sooners! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted March 28, 2002 " BY GAWD! ITS THE NORTHEASTERN ALASKAN KODIAK GRIZZLY BEAR!!!! DAMMIT,HE JUST RAN THROUGHT MOLLY LIKE SHE WAS A SWEET SUCCULENT SALMON!!! SALMON TASTES GREAT WITH BBQ SAUCE! GO SOONERS! AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!!! TYSON TYSON!!! RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS! BY GAWD,MY HEART HURTS! BY.....GAWD....I'M....DYING.........GO SOONERS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KTA Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Orangatang. A Big Orange Vagina Or yella MULE!!! Or just a big blotch o blonde landing strip that runs on top of an orangatang's shaved body. I feel sick right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 28, 2002 This thread is too damn funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TJM004 Report post Posted March 28, 2002 This thread seriously had me laughing out loud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ratboy Report post Posted March 28, 2002 I spat out my milk. Twice. (okay, that actually sounds nastier than it was) I vote for "Brock Lobster", 'cause that is a groovy little tune, especially in the coda--"burn, burn". Wouldn't make any sense for a theme, character-wise, but, ehh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 28, 2002 I cannot believe no one has though of this one yet..... GOLDEN GOPHER!!! DUH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KOR420 Report post Posted March 28, 2002 JR:THE WILD BEAST HAS STRUCK AGAIN! DAMMIT! BROCK LESNAR DESTROYING AUSTIN! AUSTIN HITTING BACK! I DON"T KNOW WHO I SHOULD BLOW MY LOAD OVER! OH GAWD HE DOESN"T DESERVE THIS! LESNAR POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! THE NEW BLUE CHIPPER HAS DONE IT! HE BEAT AUSTIN! UGGGGHHHHHHHHG*UUHPUUJUHHJK:KJHAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!*Shoots his load on lawler* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 28, 2002 Malevolent Mastadon. God damn Gorilla. Immense Iguana. Horrible Hoss. Gargantuan Goose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
