Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Have anyone seen this kid? He's accurate and knows how to shoot off the glass unlike some NBA ballers. Reebok signed the kid already, so I hope it doesn't fuck up his amatuer basketball status if he wants to pursue it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted May 30, 2003 See, here's my gripe with it. HE'S THREE FUCKING YEARS OLD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 30, 2003 Tiger Woods was three when his Daddy was Pimping his ass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted June 4, 2003 I'm not so surprised with all these sneaker companies signing kids to lucrative deals. After all, they're notorious for employing minors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MD2020 Report post Posted June 4, 2003 I'm not so surprised with all these sneaker companies signing kids to lucrative deals. After all, they're notorious for employing minors. Well, someone read The Onion today. Anyhow, how long until we get to sign a fetus? You know, Kobe's wife gets pregnant, tests show it'll be a boy, and then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted June 4, 2003 Guilty as charged. I thought it was just too good not to share. As for signing fetuses, haven't some companies been doling out money to couples who name their kids after their products? I can't remember the exact instance, but I'm sure I heard or read that someone did it. Stupid humans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted June 4, 2003 Have anyone seen this kid? He's accurate and knows how to shoot off the glass unlike some NBA ballers. Reebok signed the kid already, so I hope it doesn't fuck up his amatuer basketball status if he wants to pursue it. I bet he could shoot free throws better than many NBA'ers. I'd sign him and just give him the ball at the end of the game with my team in the lead. Evertime he's fouled he'd sink both shots. I just pray the second half of his team's games don't interfere with bedtime... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2003 As for signing fetuses, haven't some companies been doling out money to couples who name their kids after their products? I can't remember the exact instance, but I'm sure I heard or read that someone did it. I think there weas a deal during the build up for the last Turok game that if some couples named their kids "Turok" they got some rediculous amount of money, like 100k. That's just if memory serves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites