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Guest ant_7000
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Have anyone seen this kid? He's accurate and knows how to shoot off the glass unlike some NBA ballers. Reebok signed the kid already, so I hope it doesn't fuck up his amatuer basketball status if he wants to pursue it.

Guest MaxPower27
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See, here's my gripe with it.

 

HE'S THREE FUCKING YEARS OLD

Guest Choken One
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Tiger Woods was three when his Daddy was Pimping his ass...

Guest notJames
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I'm not so surprised with all these sneaker companies signing kids to lucrative deals. After all, they're notorious for employing minors.

 

;)

Guest MD2020
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I'm not so surprised with all these sneaker companies signing kids to lucrative deals. After all, they're notorious for employing minors.

 

;)

Well, someone read The Onion today.

 

Anyhow, how long until we get to sign a fetus? You know, Kobe's wife gets pregnant, tests show it'll be a boy, and then...

Guest notJames
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Guilty as charged. I thought it was just too good not to share.

 

As for signing fetuses, haven't some companies been doling out money to couples who name their kids after their products? I can't remember the exact instance, but I'm sure I heard or read that someone did it.

 

Stupid humans.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
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Have anyone seen this kid? He's accurate and knows how to shoot off the glass unlike some NBA ballers. Reebok signed the kid already, so I hope it doesn't fuck up his amatuer basketball status if he wants to pursue it.

I bet he could shoot free throws better than many NBA'ers.

 

I'd sign him and just give him the ball at the end of the game with my team in the lead. Evertime he's fouled he'd sink both shots.

 

I just pray the second half of his team's games don't interfere with bedtime...

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As for signing fetuses, haven't some companies been doling out money to couples who name their kids after their products? I can't remember the exact instance, but I'm sure I heard or read that someone did it.

I think there weas a deal during the build up for the last Turok game that if some couples named their kids "Turok" they got some rediculous amount of money, like 100k. That's just if memory serves.

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